"Boy! When you're right, you're right! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Too many sucked in by Fox.

"It can't be wrong, it can't be a lie. I saw it on the news (Faux News)!"

So did the 63,000,000 irredeemable deplorables and their R government representatives.

The propaganda machine like never before!

... press #2 for a Big Mac."

The president demonstrated the McDonald's online ordering app for us in the Oval Office. He called it "the bigly bestest thing ever" and insisted we try "the filet of fish Big Mac combo with a Diet Coke". He then complained that the app did not allow you to select and purchase a happy meal toy but with a smile said "that is what the secret service is for". An agent by the door let out a sigh and exited the room, clearly on his way to pick up the order. "If the have the new paddington toys in, get me the whole set!" Trump yelled at the agent "and don't forget, with the new tax plan, you can't write off you mileage for this trip anymore!" He added, just as the door clicked shut.

i have written several nanowrimo novels but not a writer. my wife on the other hand has had a few books published so yeah, it is in the household!

tRump is saying, "I've heard all the rumors about how I must get up in the middle of the night, go to the bathroom, and tweet my heart out on the toilet. We'll let me tell you, it simply is not true. Not at all. Instead, it's like my brain was programed for tweeting or something. I have the bigliest brain of all, so it doesn't surprise me in the least. I go to sleep at 8 and wake up at 9, and somewhere in there I've tweeted dozens of marvelous tweets. I call them my Dream Tweets, cause that's what they are really. Have you ever heard of another president who can tweet in his sleep? I'm the first ever president in all history to tweet in his sleep. That makes me special. Fake news should run headlines about it, but they won't. You know why they won't? Cause they know I'm special with special abilities, and they want to take that away from me. Melania says the glow from the screen wakes her up and that's why she won't sleep in the same room as me. Small price to pay for being special."

"Good deal. Friday afternoon during holidays. Gotta make good use of my time. Let's see, do I begin, 'Russian witch hunt threatens to derail Make America Great. Time for Mueller to go' or do I begin, 'Jared does the work of a dozen Tillersons, therefore . . .' or do I begin, 'N. Korea just stepped over the line. Little Rocket man just extinguished his people,' or do I begin, 'Inauguration crowd size under-reported by fake news. I'm pulling plug'? . . . It's the perfect moment. I can't waste it."