"Boy! When you're right, you're right! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald Trump is thinking: "Boy! That's great. 'No DACA without wall!' Boy is he right! . . . Let me see (begins tweeting): 'No DACA without funding for my big, beautiful wall. Another example of why @foxandfriends finds me the most decisive and independently-minded president of all times. Next up: Is Amazon stealing your tax dollars? Stay tuned'.' (returns to thinking) : Boy, I wish I didn't have to wait for the commercial to find out what I think."



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Based on a what a guest said on Fox and Friends about what conservatives wanted in 2018. He said they wanted three thingsand one was "No DACA without wall." Within minutesTrump tweeted this:

"The Democrats have been told, and fully understand, that
there can be no DACA without the desperately needed WALL
at the Southern Border and an END to the horrible Chain Migration
& ridiculous Lottery System of Immigration etc. We must protect
our Country at all cost!"

[Anny61]

1. " I wish I didn't have to wait for the commercial to find out what I think." Ha ha.

Too many sucked in by Fox.

[yallerdawg]

2. He has said as much.

"It can't be wrong, it can't be a lie. I saw it on the news (Faux News)!"

So did the 63,000,000 irredeemable deplorables and their R government representatives.

The propaganda machine like never before!

[left-of-center2012]

3. "Press #1 for KFC ...

... press #2 for a Big Mac."

[Takket]

4. .

The president demonstrated the McDonald's online ordering app for us in the Oval Office. He called it "the bigly bestest thing ever" and insisted we try "the filet of fish Big Mac combo with a Diet Coke". He then complained that the app did not allow you to select and purchase a happy meal toy but with a smile said "that is what the secret service is for". An agent by the door let out a sigh and exited the room, clearly on his way to pick up the order. "If the have the new paddington toys in, get me the whole set!" Trump yelled at the agent "and don't forget, with the new tax plan, you can't write off you mileage for this trip anymore!" He added, just as the door clicked shut.

[skip fox]

5. I sense the hand of a writer . . .

[Takket]

6. haha well, novice...........

i have written several nanowrimo novels but not a writer. my wife on the other hand has had a few books published so yeah, it is in the household!

[Vinca]

7. "You'd think I could find someone to pee on me for a reasonable price."

[dembotoz]

8. now how the hell does space invaders work

[ProudLib72]

9. Donnie "Sleepy Time" tRump tweets in his sleep

tRump is saying, "I've heard all the rumors about how I must get up in the middle of the night, go to the bathroom, and tweet my heart out on the toilet. We'll let me tell you, it simply is not true. Not at all. Instead, it's like my brain was programed for tweeting or something. I have the bigliest brain of all, so it doesn't surprise me in the least. I go to sleep at 8 and wake up at 9, and somewhere in there I've tweeted dozens of marvelous tweets. I call them my Dream Tweets, cause that's what they are really. Have you ever heard of another president who can tweet in his sleep? I'm the first ever president in all history to tweet in his sleep. That makes me special. Fake news should run headlines about it, but they won't. You know why they won't? Cause they know I'm special with special abilities, and they want to take that away from me. Melania says the glow from the screen wakes her up and that's why she won't sleep in the same room as me. Small price to pay for being special."

[skip fox]

10. D.T. is thinking:

"Good deal. Friday afternoon during holidays. Gotta make good use of my time. Let's see, do I begin, 'Russian witch hunt threatens to derail Make America Great. Time for Mueller to go' or do I begin, 'Jared does the work of a dozen Tillersons, therefore . . .' or do I begin, 'N. Korea just stepped over the line. Little Rocket man just extinguished his people,' or do I begin, 'Inauguration crowd size under-reported by fake news. I'm pulling plug'? . . . It's the perfect moment. I can't waste it."