Drumpt just tweeted his nuclear button is bigger.

[kairos12]

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/02/politics/donald-trump-north-korea-nuclear/index.html

snip:
""North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the 'Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.' Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!" Trump tweeted."

Megatonnage is now the measure of shitgibbon's "masculinity."

Thanks deplorables for the possibility of a radioactive New Year.

[Kajun Gal]

1. How big is his belly button? Inny or outey?

Good Lord!

[uponit7771]

2. Ah, Fusion GPS just released some information about what they told congress ... figures

[RKP5637]

3. Trump, must have a tiny dick! Other nations / world leaders don't give a damn what he says anymore.

He's worn out his welcome across the world.

[ornotna]

4. He nicknamed it The Whopper

Because it takes two hands to push it.

[marylandblue]

5. Why don't they just settle it like gentlemen

And see who can piss farther.

[Kirk Lover]

6. I think he's talking about his pee pee again. I mean we are due..we haven't heard about his

pecker since the primary debate.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. Oh boy

Another big dick contest

[customerserviceguy]

8. Big Rocket Man? n/t