Trump Angrily Throws Steve Bannons Signed Copy of Mein Kampf in Trash

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Furious over a very public breakup with his former adviser Steve Bannon, Donald Trump on Wednesday angrily threw a copy of “Mein Kampf” that Bannon had inscribed to him in the trash.

The book, which Bannon had given to Trump as a token of his love and friendship during the 2016 campaign, had been among Trump’s most prized possessions, aides said.

“Trump loved that book, but now he feels that having Bannon’s name on it ruins it,” an aide said.

Another aide, however, cautioned not to make too much of the fact that Trump discarded the Bannon-signed Hitler book. “He’s still got plenty of other copies,” the aide said.

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[FSogol]

1. LOL. n/t

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. I could sell that for a fortune to a deplorable!

[heaven05]

8. someone

will fish it out of the trash and do just that....

[Ms. Toad]

3. Sad thing is,

I suspect this report is actually real.

[saidsimplesimon]

4. borowitz strikes again, big grin

[uponit7771]

5. K&R

[L. Coyote]

6. K & R

[SunSeeker]

7. I knew the headline had to be satire.

Trump doesn't read books.

[Gothmog]

9. I love good satire

[keithbvadu2]

10. No biggie... Dotard would still have Gorka's personalized copy.

No biggie... Dotard would still have Gorka's personalized copy.

[malaise]

11. Too good!

[Aristus]

12. Having Steve Bannon's name on it would ruin it for him.

Adolf Hitler's name? Not so much...

[FakeNoose]

13. Breaking up is so very hard to do

Here's a pic of the boys in happier times.

[world wide wally]

14. How can I unsee this?

[catbyte]

15. Oh, dear God, lol. That pic needs to come with eye bleach.

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