Meanwhile, at Camp David . . .

[madamesilverspurs]

.

[Siwsan]

1. Who is in charge of the cannoli?

[LuckyLib]

10. Scaramucci will deliver it.

[Metro135]

15. This gave me my only laugh of the day

so far

[pbmus]

2. Everybody has to get there story straight....

[dalton99a]

3. The axis of evil

[murielm99]

4. The Turtle in blue jeans.

OMFG

The rest of his outfit is more formal. Did he have to change after shitting his pants?

[TNNurse]

6. OMG

McConnell owns jeans!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Are those "floods"?

I think the inseam length qualifies as "floods".

[Scarsdale]

11. Maybe he had

to borrow them from elfin Sessions??

[TNNurse]

18. Mom jeans

[kentuck]

8. Maybe they broke the news to him?

"We're gonna have to discuss about whether we want Mike Pence to step in for you, Mr President"??

[DemoTex]

12. Duluth "Ballroom" jeans?

Not for the ball-less turtle!

[BigmanPigman]

19. Are those his version of "mom jeans"?

[SergeStorms]

20. What are those two tiny things.....

sticking out from Trump's coat sleeves where his hands should be?

[Iliyah]

5. Pres O would have walked in with them side by side

Pres O would have showed respect for them at least on tv.

[UTUSN]

9. Yeah, at that "news conference" (few press; no notice given) the boys in the background

had dazed and glazed over looks in their eyes and were struggling to restrain their squirming. Bet that their toes were curled inside their shoes.

[C Moon]

13. They're deciding how to handle the soon to be Mueller firing.

Checks and balances. Yeah, right.
It's more like checks and bank balances.

[duforsure]

14. Or

He's building up support for when Mueller lowers the boom, and they have enough of them to prevent anything from being done to him.

[Mr.Bill]

16. They've gone to the mattresses. n/t

[japple]

17. In the words of Tom Waits, they're "Walking Spanish Down the Hall!"

http://tomwaitslibrary.info/lyrics/raindogs/walkingspanish.html


He got himself a homemade special(2), you know his glass is full of sand
And it feels just like a jaybird, the way it fits into his hand
He rolled a blade up in his trick towel, they slap their hands against the wall
You never trip, you never stumble, he's walkin' Spanish down the hall

Slip him a picture of our Jesus, or give him a spoon to dig a hole
What all he done ain't no one's business, but he'll need blankets for the cold
They dim the lights over on Broadway, even the king has bowed his head
Every face looks right up at Mason, he's walkin' Spanish down the hall

Latella's screechin' for a blind pig, Punk Sander's carved it out of wood
He never sang when he got hoodwinked(3), they tried it all but he never would
Tomorrow mornin' there'll be laundry, but he'll be somewhere else to hear the call
Don't say good bye, he's just leavin' early, he's walkin' Spanish down the hall

All St. Bartholomew(4) said was whispered into the ear of Blind Jack Dawes
All the Baker told the machine was that he never broke the law
Go on and tip your hat up to the Pilate, take off your watch, your rings and all
Even Jesus wanted just a little more time, when he was walkin' Spanish down the hall

ETA: to add the best part

[ancianita]

21. Where's my long-dreamed-of coup. Joint Chiefs taking over all the DC buildings, swooping into

Camp David, separating the sheeps from goats....

Bein' all like, "stay calm and carry on" to the Treasury, Wall St. banks and NYSE.



I'm not putting it past a furious Trump to make others plan
a) 2018 campaign acts, official stories, "fake leaks" and Doubt Theater for the rest of us,
b) Koch legislative goals,
c) the roll out of the national Constitutional convention process, and
d) how to obstruct justice by defunding the FBI, suing it or having the military turn on it...

I just cannot mock these folks. They're planning serious shit and we need to have some new leakers' help to know what's gone down, since most of the old leakers are leaving the White House.

[lindysalsagal]

22. Comparing blackmail files....isn't it romantic? All the boys, up in the treehouse,

"they're all in color, high def, audio, dude."