Mar-a-Largos new signature drink is the Stable Genius!

[kpete]

Coat the rim of a tiny cocktail glass in Tang.
Add 2 shots of Russian vodka.
Garnish with wedge of boloney

Link to tweet

[struggle4progress]

1. Served with your choice of cow chips or horse puckies!

[dchill]

2. Cheetos for me, please.

[Fritz Walter]

10. Pairs well with KFC

Or almost anything from a McDonalds drive-thru.


As long as it further clogs the arteries of Drumpf and/or Cult-45 members!

[suffragette]

3. Followed by a chaser of unstable idiot

[Ken Burch]

9. Or a "Bannon"

smear grease on cracked glass
ten shots cheap gin
1 oz sweat
muddle with old grimy whiskers.
top with dash of stale urine.

[PAMod]

18. o_0

[AwakeAtLast]

19. .

[Leighbythesea]

4. Crying

Love this.

[L. Coyote]

5. They left out the final step......

Serve to a jackass.

[George II]

6. What trump was talking about is that he's the "STABLE" (noun) genius, meaning he's smarter.....

.....than the horses, chickens, sheep, and pigs that are also in the stable.

[uppityperson]

8. Or he's really good at shoveling shit

[Cha]

22. he thinks he's the stable genius.. lol

The ‘stable genius’ isn’t even functioning as president

By Jennifer Rubin

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2018/01/06/the-stable-genius-isnt-even-functioning-as-president/?utm_term=.943e2bc3eb77

[erronis]

7. Maybe with a mare's golden trinkle into the glass.

I hear he likes a lot of stable pussy.

Our pResident - what a stallion!

[Bob Loblaw]

11. Alternate recipe:

A shot of Kumiss with a dash of bitters.

[calimary]

12. This Twitter account has a really wonderful thought attached:

“Not everything that is faced can be changed but nothing can be changed until it is faced”

[DesertRat]

13. Tang!

[ancianita]

14. When I throw my indictment party, this will be one of the drinks served, bitters added.

[3catwoman3]

15. An instant classic.

Gotta love creative thinkers.

[jayschool2013]

16. To be specific

You need to use the right brand of vodka.

I prefer Kompramat.

[TeamPooka]

17. Serve with two Big macs on the side

[Persondem]

20. First I think they spelled it wrong ...

... it should be Stable Jenuis, and the garnish should be just a small dollop of horseshit.

[Cha]

21. lol