Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete Fourth Season

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete Fourth Season: Heroes Rise

Season 3: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210008235
Season 2: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029078791
Season 1: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016169212

Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! We are well into 2018 and we are stead fast into predicting that this will be not only the year of Donald Trump’s unraveling but also the year the conservative party goes bye bye and new democratic heroes emerge. Which is why we’re continuing our tradition of titling our seasons after the seasons on one of my current favorite TV shows – Gotham. The 4th season of Gotham was titled “Heroes Rise” because it’s the time when (spoiler alert) Bruce Wayne realizes that he has a higher purpose in life and begins to become the hero we all know and love as Batman. So here’s all the editions of the Top 10 as they become available and we will continue to edit and refine this list with all the features and segments you all know and love, and all the amazing musical guests we have on the show, plus that one time the Foo Fighters dropped in for our 100th edition to promote their awesome album “Concrete And Gold”. So here you go. The complete 4th season of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots. Enjoy! And as always don’t forget the key!

Edition #4-1: Crazy Equals Stable Genius Edition (1/11/18) (edition #99)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210083752

Donald Trump is the subject of a completely insane tell all book by former CNN reporter Michael Wolff that contradicts nearly everything he’s said and done in his first year in office. Trump also claims that he is a “stable genius”. We also get considered for Trump’s “Fake News Awards”, discuss his butchered national anthem appearance, and speculate on whether or not Oprah will run for president. We add Devin Nunes to the ever-growing list of “People Who Somehow Got Elected”. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, “Holy Shit”, we recap all the insane ways that the Christian right celebrated the holidays and their shady after hours activities. Alex Jones has gone off the deep end, even more so than usual. In “People Are Dumb”, we discuss the Thai sensation known as penis whitening, while Florida Man did not disappoint over the Christmas break. Finally we’ve got the first leg of our brief but glorious 2018 World Tour where we visit the land of paella, tapas, and a possible coup – Spain!
Live Musical Guest: Primus

Edition #4-2: What Can Brown Do For You? Edition (1/17/18) (#100!!!!!!!!!!!!)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210112530

Fox News completely ignores and supports yet another racist comment made by Donald Trump when he refers to a certain number of countries as "shithole countries". The State of Hawaii is under extreme panic after an accidental text tells people that a ballistic missile is incoming. Trump golfs during the whole thing. Trump's Miami mega mansion Mar A Lago is deemed the real shithole in all of this mess. Sheriff Joe is running for Senate and he courts the Infowars vote. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, we talk about the Christian right's extreme paranoia when it comes to the possibility of losing power. Sarah Huckabee Sanders uses her government account to attack Amazon after her kid allegedly uses an Alexa device to order a Batman toy. The White Male Groper's Club adds some new members including Marvel's Stan Lee (what???) and Netflix's Aziz Ansari. Alex Jones and his Infowars cabal offer some insane new theories on the "Deep State (tm)". In "I Need A Drink", we discuss the insane new craze of teenagers eating laundry detergent pods and getting immediately sent to the emergency room. And our next stop of our World Tour 2018 takes us to Germany's favorite neighbors Poland - where we discover that Putin might be plotting his next move.
Live Musical Guest: Foo Fighters

Edition #4-3: Wheel Of Corruption & The Sorcerer's Stone Edition (1/24/18)
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We recap the Women's March to mark the one year anniversary of when Donald Trump was installed by Russia as the president of the United States. It has been a year? We also discuss exactly what Trump was doing with porn star Stormy Daniels and a copy of Forbes Magazine (warning: viewer discretion is advised!). The extremely questionable results of Trump's physical were released and we demand to see a copy of his long form girth certificate. During the government shut down, Trump is oddly silent but then is seen planning a massive ass-kissing anniversary party at Mar-A-Lago only to bail at the last minute. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, "Holy Shit", we talk about how the Christian right reached a new low, while talking about their reaction to "The Shape Of Water", and Trump's appearance at "March For Life". Chelsea Manning threw her hat into the ring for US Senate, but whose side is she on? We also talk about the aftermath of Hawaii's insane 30 minute short Missile Crisis. Mark Taylor gets profiled in this week's "This Fucking Guy". In People Are Dumb, there are a multitude of stupid people including a guy tripping on a Viagra overdose and a rapper who penned a song called "Sell Drugz" arrested for selling drugs! And the first stop of our Shithole World Tour 2018 is taking us to the island country of Haiti!
Live Musical Guest: Lana Del Rey

Edition #4-4: State Of The Uniom Edition (1/31/18)
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Sean Hannity fails at attempting to divert attention from the fact that he may be indicted by Mueller to cover a high speed chase in Arizona from an anti-government "sovereign citizen". Devin Nunes claims to have a memo about a secret society calling itself "The Secret Society". Donald Trump takes a trip to Davos, Switzerland where he gets booed in front of the world's global elite. We also recap Trump's first SOTU the Idiots Way. Alex Jones claims to have gotten his hands on a copy of Devin Nunes' memo and releases it anyway only to find it's not the real memo. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, "Holy Shit", we detail the extreme hypocrisy of fundamentalist Christians in defending Trump's outrageous and unpresidential behavior. Trump's financier Steve Wynn joins the White Male Groper's Club. Vince McMahon is busy preparing the launch of a new, conservative friendly version of the NFL, taking the name of the once failed XFL. In "I Need A Drink", we get drunk and profile the Continental Bar in New York City, a bar that became famous for banning use of the word literally. Finally the next leg of our Shithole World Tour is heading to the West African country of Ghana!
Live Musical Guest: Anti-Flag

Edition #4-5: Better Dead Than Red State Edition (2/7/18)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210201105

Donald Trump goes ahead and releases the controversial memo that implicates bias in the FBI's investigation only to find out it's a spectacular fail. Rather than discuss whatever nonsense Trump was up to, instead we turn our sights to the SpaceX corporation and their launch of the Falcon Heavy drone. We introduce you to Arthur Jones, an actual, real-life Illinois Nazi (cue the Blues Brothers references). Paul Ryan fails at explaining how raises work. We debut our new segment "Top 10 Investigates" where we take you deep inside a Neo Nazi themed MMA fight club and tell you how the Alt Right is working harder than ever to organize hate groups on college campuses. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, after Pat Robertson almost met god, we go looking for signs that god actually does exist, or not. Dodge RAM takes some heat for a Super Bowl commercial in which they completely skew the message in Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech, while PepsiCo debuts a sexist new product called "Lady Doritos". We play a game of "Is It Racist" where we discuss whether or not the Cleveland Indians' controversial Chief Wahoo logo is in fact racist. Spoiler alert! Probably. In "I Need A Drink", we get drunk and discuss the topic of emotional support peacocks. And finally the next stop of our Shithole World Tour takes us to the Central American nation of El Salvador!
Live Musical Guest: The Roots (Black History Month!)

Edition #4-6: I Fought The Shut Down (And The Shut Down Won) Edition (2/14/18) Valentine's Day Special
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Rand Paul stages a one man protest into a pending total government shut down when he questions wasteful government spending and gets his facts completely wrong. Meanwhile, at the Olympics, Mike Pence goes to Korea and stages his own anthem protest of sorts. Trump defends the latest guy to resign from his administration for being a serial spousal abuser. Sean Hannity believes that the official Obama presidential portrait was painted with sperm. We have a new installment of Top 10 Investigates, where we take you inside the town of Bay View, Michigan - where only registered Christians are allowed to own property. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, we talk about how the Christian right loves to blame the victim because that's what Jesus would want, while cooking up some insane conspiracy theories. The Alt Right is up to its' usual bag of tricks, and to counter 4Chan's white supremacist greeting cards, we write our own white supremacist Valentine's Day cards. Meanwhile, in London, Julian Assange loses his bid to have his arrest warrant revoked. We have a new installment of People Are Dumb which includes a Florida Goodwill store where they found a loaded grenade launcher, while our Flat Earth friend's attempt to launch himself in a rocket fails, again. And the latest installment of our Shithole World Tour 2018 takes us to the scenic South American country of Chile!
Live Musical Guest: Rhianna

Edition #4-7: 3 Billboards Outside Parkland, Florida Edition (2/21/18)
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Once again, another week and another mass shooting. This time at a high school in Parkland, Florida. To recap the insanity, we play a game of Gun Nut Bingo and take aim (natch) at Gun Nut Apologists. We also talk about the aftermath of the shooting and the reaction coming from the students isn't exactly what you would expect. Trump celebrates President's Day by trashing his opponent on Twitter, and blames the FBI for not doing enough to prevent the tragedy that happened. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, we explore the Christian right's very predictable reaction to a mass tragedy. We have a new installment of our ongoing series "Top 10 Investigate" where we ask the question "Is your phone spying on you?" Spoiler alert! Probably. Ultra far right conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi is profiled in a new installment of "This Fucking Guy". Alex Jones once again touts that the shooting was a false flag. We have a new installment of "I Need A Drink" where we get drunk and talk an epic poultry shortage affecting fast food restaurants across the UK. And the penultimate stop of our Shithole World Tour takes us back to the USSR as we visit Mother Russia!
Live Musical Guest: Future

Edition #4-8: Wheel Of Corruption & The Chamber Of Secrets Edition (2/28/18)
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The Wheel Of Corruption is back! We recap the Conservative Political Action Conference the Idiots way! The Florida House GOP tells those protesting gun control to go fuck themselves. The NRA loses sponsors left and right. Alex Jones attempts some third world style protest interruption - and it backfires on him big time. Trump gives his CPAC speech and goes off the deep end. Wayne La Pierre loses it completely. We have a new installment of our ongoing series "Top 10 Investigates" where we take Tesla's controversial autopilot system out for a spin. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, the Christian right has quite literally become self aware. We discuss the death of Billy Graham by playing you some of his more controversial musings. We take a break and refute the NRA's most famous talking point by showing you some idiots with guns. We have a new installment of People Are Dumb which includes a school in Louisiana mistaking a square root sign for a gun while police in California arrest a wannabe cowboy who took a horse for a joyride down the freeway. And the final installment of our Shithole World Tour takes us back home as we put the good ol' USA through our World Tour filter!
Live Musical Guest: Parliament

Edition #4-9: Give My Regards To Mr. Magoo Edition (3/7/18)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210329336

To close out the first half of Season 4 - Donald Trump hits a milestone - 100 days spent on the golf course. Remember when he said he would have no time for golf while he was president? LIAR!!! Trump also has his worst week ever when Jared is stripped of his security clearance, while Mueller investigates Ivanka's activities. Vladimir Putin unveils a new super weapon called "Satan 2" that could potentially kill a whole lot of us. In a shocking display of unfiltered corporate greed, United Airlines replaces its' employees' bonuses with a lottery system. We have a new installment of "Top 10 Investigates" where we tell you about a serious income inequality crisis brewing at the (formerly) happiest place on earth, Disneyland. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, Pastor Initech will introduce you to a church where you can literally marry your gun, if you're into that sort of thing. Sponsors are leaving Infowars, while Alex Jones holds a very poorly attended pro-Trump rally in Austin, Texas. Ben Carson goes shopping at Government Ikea and spends as much on furniture as one would on a car. In "I Need A Drink", we get drunk and discuss some actual booze news including Johnny Walker's new women-oriented marketing campaign called "Jane Walker" and celebrate the health benefits of tequila by downing a few shots. And we end this edition with the kickoff of our Stupidest State Contest 2018 and we'll make a run through of all the states lucky enough to participate in this year's tournament. It's Selection Sunday!
Live Musical Guest: Weird Al Yankovic

*Top 10 takes a week off*

Edition #4-10: The Trumper Games: You're Fired! Edition (3/21/18)
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Rex Tillerson and Andrew McCabe are the latest tributes who are eliminated from the contest known as the Trumper Games, and their replacements are much worse. Facebook bans a controversial pro Trump research group called Cambridge Analytica after it was found to have illegally gathered data on millions of users. Meanwhile in Russia, Vladimir Putin was caught rigging his own election while Trump congratulates Grand Exalted Leader after being warned not to. We discuss the pending Senate candidacy of convicted felon Don Blankenship and the pending disaster it could provide. We have a new installment of "How Is This Still A Thing" and this time we're going to ask: Swatting. How Is This Still A Thing?. In our weekly sermon of all the wacky things the Christian right is up to in "Holy Shit", pastor Initech goes looking for the existence of demons in the death of noted physicist Stephen Hawking, because a preacher said so. We have a new installment of "Top 10 Investigates" in which we explore the financial troubles facing Marvel head honcho Stan Lee and it's not a good situation. Plus Stan Lee cameos galore! The Alt Right go full batshit crazy when Mike Cernovich mimics a cult leader, while they plan to launch their own version of CPAC, because, free speech. In "I Need A Drink we're going to get drunk and enjoy a burger that's being prepared by Pasadena's own Flippy The Robot. And finally it's the long awaited tip off of our Stupidest State contest! In Round 1 Week 1, we're live from Honda Center in Anaheim as Iowa tries to out crazy Kentucky, while Arizona is bringing their big guns to a showdown with Montana in a rematch of last year's conference championship!
Live Musical Guest: Arcade Fire

Edition #4-11: Run The Jewels Live From Uranus Edition (3/28/18)
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We recap all the things from the March For Our Lives protest by showing some of the best protest signs and some of the crazier stories from Saturday's protest. We also recap the 60 Minutes interview with Trump's favorite porn star Stormy Daniels. The latest tribute eliminated in The Trumper Games is H.R. McMaster - and wait until you see who his replacement is! NRA TV hijacks an interview with Run The Jewels' Killer Mike and uses it to discredit Saturday's protestors. In our weekly sermon of all the wacky things is up to in Holy Shit, our resident pastor is going to do a deep dive into the burgeoning world of Christian cinema. In this week's edition of "Top 10 Investigates" we're going to investigate why the world's biggest toy store - Toys R Us - is going under. Alex Jones cooks up one of his most insane conspiracy theories yet involving globalism. Fox News' Steve Doocy talks directly to Trump once again and it is both scary and crazy. We have a new installment of "People Are Dumb" because, well, people are dumb, and this week there are some good ones. Finally this week we have the next installment of our Stupidest State contest! This week we're live from the beautiful T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas with a double header as Kansas goes for broke against West Virginia, while newcomer Indiana attempts to take on the champs Alabama in a Family Values faceoff!
Live Musical Guest: Stone Temple Pilots

Edition #4-12: Wheel Of Corruption & The Goblet Of Fire Edition (4/4/18)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210449782

Gun Nut Apologists go completely apeshit at the mere mention of Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg, to the point where they are just flat-out stalking him. Our ratings obsessed president Trump calls Roseanne to congratulate her on her high ratings. Trump also celebrates the annual White House Easter Egg Roll by turning it into a campaign rally with a freaked out Easter bunny. Another Trump firing means that the Trumper Games is back! Happy Trumper Games! We add Wisconsin governor Scott Walker to the growing list of "People Who Somehow Got Elected" after he was caught trying to rig the Wisconsin Supreme Court elections. And he lost. In "Top 10 Investigates" - we show you the fallout of the Volkswagen EPA emissions scandal by going inside their automotive landfill at the Southern California Logistics Airport in Victorville, California. In our weekly sermon of all the wacky things the Christian right is up to in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor predicts the future and how to handle it after the Christian right already calls 2020 for Trump. We delve deep into the insane RW conspiracy theory known as "The Storm" after Sinclair Broadcasting forces its' anchors to report on it. We have a new installment of "I Need A Drink" in which we get drunk and discuss one of the more insane rules of professional hockey. And finally it's the next round of our Stupidest State contest. This time it's Round 1 Week 3 and we're live from the desert in Phoenix, Arizona, as Wisconsin goes for broke against Nevada, while Florida brings their big guns to the dance against Louisiana.
Live Musical Guest: The Decemberists

Edition #4-13: Lawyer-Ception: A Trial Within A Trial Edition (4/11/18)
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Perhaps the biggest elimination yet for the Trumper Games comes in the form of Trump's own attorney Michael Cohen - who was eliminated after being arrested in a Mueller probe. Trump sends troops to the Mexican border after he's fed some bad intel from Fox News, because, reasons. The Alt Right plans a march in Washington DC to protest an insane conspiracy theory but no one participates. Gun Nut Apologists including Ted Nugent and Jamie Allman go full Hitler when discussing Parkland student David Hogg. In Top 10 Investigates, we discuss what happens when you use the Waze app and it steers you in the wrong direction. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor is going to show you how to pick the more godly candidate because, Jesus. We have a new installment of "This Fucking Guy" where we profile batshit crazy Infowars and Project Veritas regular Laura Loomer. Wow, is she certifiably insane. Alex Jones has gone off the deep end, which isn't that hard for him to do. We also have a new installment of "People Are Dumb" which includes a guy trying to fight a moose (and loses) and a prison offering free pizza for serial masturbators. And finally it's the last week of round 1 of our Stupidest State contest and this time we're live from the home of the Los Angeles Chargers, Stub Hub Center, and this week it's a battle of the batshit as Virginia takes on the champs, Texas, while Utah and Missouri duke it out in a family values faceoff.
Live Musical Guest: Suicidal Tendencies

Edition #4-14: Debbie Does The Deep State Edition (4/18/18)
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Donald Trump sends a missile strike to Syria - with love - and immediately declares "Mission Accomplished", George W Bush style. Trump plans another weekly visit to Mar-A-Lago while Stormy Daniels pays a visit to the strip club up the street. Michael Cohen's mysterious 3rd client has been revealed and shocker - it's Sean Hannity! We recap all the insanity that happened when Mark Zuckerberg went to Washington and testified before Congress about the allegations surrounding Facebook. In a new edition of "Top 10 Investigates", we take a look at the unfriendly skies surrounding America's low cost airlines. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor goes looking for proof that demons exist after an insane rant from Alex Jones. We have a new installment of "This Fucking Guy" and this week we're profiling the owner of the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival - Phil Anschutz, whose personal beliefs go against that of the very festival he owns. Alex Jones may have had his worst week ever, while the Alt Right is up to their usual shenanigans. We have a new installment of "I Need A Drink" where we get drunk and talk about how the star of the nostalgia video game documentary "The King Of Kongs" was stripped of his title. And finally the Elite 8 has been set! For the Stupidest State contest this week we're live from the home of the San Jose Sharks, HP Pavilion, and this week it's Round 2 Week 1 and it's the Gun Nut Championship! This time around, Florida is bringing their big guns against Montana. The winner moves on to the Final Four, the loser goes home.
Live Musical Guest: NOFX

Edition #4-15: We Are Both Dragon Energy Edition (4/25/18)
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After a planned Neo Nazi rally in Georgia goes horribly awry, we ask: "Neo Nazism: How Is This Still A Thing?". After Sean Hannity is outed as Michael Cohen's mysterious third client and things spiral out of control from there. Alex Jones gets sued by the parents of the victims of the Sandy Hook and attempts to walk back over 5 years of horrifying slander against the families. Trump attempts to combine his two favorite hobbies while Melania attends Barbara Bush's funeral and is serenaded by Obama. In a new edition of Top 10 Investigates, we explore the horrifying hazing and racism that is going on at America's fraternities, specifically one that is happening at Syracuse University. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor is going to call out his fellow religious patrons on their support of our unholy president. The Alt Right loves Kanye West after he tweets out his support of an anti-Black Lives Matter pundit. We explore the feud between our good friends at Right Wing Watch and James Dobson's Focus On The Family for their controversial tax avoidance scheme. We have a new edition of People Are Dumb which includes stories of stoned raccoons, stupid criminals, Florida Man, and New York mayor Bill DeBlasio's speech getting hilariously interrupted by rodents. Plus it's time for Round 2 Week 2 of our Stupidest State contest and we're live at the home of the Golden State Warriors, Oracle Arena, for the Family Values Conference Championship! It's Alabama Vs Missouri in a winner take all fight to play Florida for the Flyover League championship!
Live Musical Guest: The Offspring

Edition #4-16: My Beautiful Dark Twisted MAGA Fantasy Edition (5/3/18)
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We recap the inevitable shit show from conservative crybabies that followed Michelle Wolf's take no prisoners tirade at the White House Correspondents Dinner. The Korean War finally ends after 50 years of conflict between North and South Korea, and Trump claims to have taken credit for it, but sources prove he didn't. Kanye West auditions to be Trump's BFF after an extremely bizarre tweetstorm. Trump's new Secretary of State Mike Pompeo gets profiled in this week's "This Fucking Guy". In a new edition of our ongoing series Top 10 Investigates, we're going deep inside the Nxivm cult that was made famous by Smallville actress Allison Mack. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, we discuss the closing of Memories Pizza - a pizza parlor made famous at the center of the gay wedding controversy. In one of the most astonishingly stupid business moves of the modern era, Ford Motor Company's new CEO announces that it is going to axe most of its' product line. We have a new installment of People Are Dumb, which includes a visit from Florida Man, a guy channeling his inner Walter White, a preacher causing panic during Avengers: Infinity War, and a politician pointing a rifle at an 18 year old kid during a TV promo. Finally this week it's the next round of our Stupidest State contest - and this week it's Round 2 Week 3 and we're live in the Pacific Northwest at the home of the Trailblazers - Moda Center in Portland, Oregon, for the Batshit Conference championship - and it's Kentucky vs Virginia in a winner take all fight to the death!
Live Musical Guest: Rancid

Edition #4-17: Wheel Of Corruption & The Prisoner Of Azkhaban Edition (5/9/18)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210596491

Trump turns against the increasingly popular opinion on banning assault rifles by telling the NRA's annual convention that their right to own guns is under attack. The NRA names Oliver North as its' new president and we delve into his history of light treason. Melania Trump unveils her new anti-bullying campaign called "Be Best" and is immediately accused of plagiarism from the previous administration. We have a new installment of "How Is This Still A Thing" and ask - "The House Chaplain - How Is This Still A Thing?". In our weekly investigative piece "Top 10 Investigates", we profile Amazon's search for a host city for its' second mega warehouse and why you don't want that coming to your city. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor does a deep dive into all the wacky survival products being offered by end times conspiracy theorist Jim Bakker. We add Kentucky governor Matt Bevin to the growing list of "People Who Somehow Got Elected". Alex Jones thinks Skynet is real, while the rumor that Kanye West went on Infowars during his insane tirade is proven to be untrue. We have a new installment of "I Need A Drink" in which we get drunk and tell you all the ways you can turn the forthcoming nuptials between Prince Harry and Megan Markle into money making opportunities. Finally it's nearing the end of Stupidest State 2018 and this week we're live in Sacramento at the beautiful new Golden 1 Center as Wisconsin takes on West Virginia for the Fiscal Irresponisibility Championship.
Live Musical Guest: A Perfect Circle

Edition #4-18: Left Behind: Infinity War Edition (5/16/18)
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Donald Trump secures his quest to win a Nobel Peace Prize by bringing us a step closer to nuclear armageddon. The US Embassy opens in Jerusalem to a terrorist attack. We explore Trump's addiction to Fox News after he retweets how he's going to open the American embassy in Jerusalem. We bring back Three's Company to explain the relationship between Trump and his current attorney Rudy Guiliani and former attorney Michael Cohen. New NRA president Oliver North compares the Parkland students to terrorists. The GOP says goodbye to John McCain in the most arrogant, classless GOP way possible. In our weekly investigative piece "Top 10 Investigates", we profile the controversial Incel movement and what can be done about it. In our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor is going to tell about the guy Trump appointed to lead the opening prayer at the new embassy. Alex Jones and Jerome Corsi have formally thrown in the towel on the 4chan celebrity poster known as QAnon. We have a new installment of "I Need A Drink" in which we get drunk and tell you about the SCOTUS decision to overturn the federal ban on sports gambling and we discuss what that means for the future of gambling. We show you some of the ways that the GOP is channeling their inner Nazi. Finally it's time for the Final Four of our Stupidest State contest and this week we're live at the Fabulous Forum in Inglewood, California for a double matchup where Florida takes on Missouri in the Layover League while Kentucky takes on Wisconsin in the Flyover League. Winners move on to the championship, losers go home!
Live Musical Guest: Post Malone

Edition #4-19: Too Many Exits Edition (5/23/18)
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Season finale! Another week, another mass shooting - this time it's at a high school in a Houston suburb, and the shooter is a MAGA Trump fan who had Nazi paraphernalia and loves Hitler. And a MAGA fan shows up with a gun at the school minutes after the shooting, while a Kent State graduate poses with a semi-automatic outside the school and ignites the outrage machine. Gun Nut Apologists *AGAIN* continue to defend their guns more than they do life. Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick and Gov. Greg Abbott come up with some mind blowingly stupid solutions to stop mass shootings. We introduce you to Aaron Schlossberg, a New York Attorney and major Trump supporter who went full MAGA on a group of unsuspecting Latino workers and is subjected to some creative protests. In our weekly investigative segment "Top 10 Investigates", we take a look at some frightening and guaranteed to shock you statistics about America's love of firearms. In our weekly segment concerning all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor is going to show you some of the ways the ultra far right is working to bring about the apocalypse through their support of Trump. Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke gets profiled in this week's "This Fucking Guy" segment after he announces some absolutely horrifying changes in the rules imposed on hunters in Alaska. Alex Jones hopes to turn Infowars into a 24/7 news source and has already started looking for white nationalist candidates. We have a new segment of "People Are Dumb" which includes censored graduation cakes, creepy perverts, and microwaves blowing up. Finally it's time to crown the winner of our 2018 Stupidest State Contest! Kentucky. Florida. The cream of the crop. We are live from Staples Center in Los Angeles with the winner and all the festivities! The champagne is on ice people!
Live Musical Guest: Panic At The Disco

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1. Season is complete! Here is the full list!