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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNo Sex Scandals for Steve Bannon
He only has sex when he's alone. Same thing for Stephen Miller.
still_one
(92,189 posts)Mrs. Overall
(6,839 posts)DBoon
(22,363 posts)Nt
still_one
(92,189 posts)PJMcK
(22,035 posts)...we know Bannon's preferred technique.
I disagree about Miller, however. Zombies don't engage in sex acts.
IluvPitties
(3,181 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,649 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)Bannon looks like he's been sleeping in his car after a week-long bender involving heavy consumption of Old Crow, meth, and fried pork rinds, and during which he did not change any of his shirts, let alone his underwear. Olfactory detection is possible at a considerable distance, and keeps women away in droves.
Miller is much cleaner, but his face is one for nightmares. It's the last thing you'd see before the trunk lid closes over you. His serial-killer vibe is even more effective as a repellent than Bannon's miasma.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)HAZMAT suit required to get anywhere near him.
Miller looks like the love child of Putin and a cobra. Definitely has Daddy's dead eyes.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,784 posts)She would have to do it with a bag over her head. But then, they are not that lucky anyway.
GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,784 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)and has 3 kids.
Arkansas Granny
(31,516 posts)FreepFryer
(7,077 posts)WHAT?!
The landlord also noticed that padlocks had been installed on interior doors (creepy), while other doors were totally removed (also creepy).
"I'm out of town," Bannon responded (a likely story). "is there any way u can talk with Diane and sort things out ???"
It leads to a disturbing question I never thought I'd ask: What happened in Steve Bannon's hot tub.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a53807/bannon-acid/
question everything
(47,476 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)PunkinPi
(4,875 posts)Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Orsino
(37,428 posts)If he ever figures out mitosis, there'll be more of him.
lastlib
(23,224 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)It is all you need to know, if you are a Resistor.
I will know your value by what you wear as clothing:
lastlib
(23,224 posts)but it left me a long time ago due to lack of use....thanks for the memory jog!
vlyons
(10,252 posts)Have you looked at his drunkard's puffy face, red nose, and buggy eyes? I'm betting that after 10 minutes watching free online porno and a half bottle of whiskey and he passes out with his shorts around his ankels.