SOTU Should Be A Real Doozy. The World Will Be Watching Too.

[TheMastersNemesis]

[jpak]

1. Handmaidens, black clothes, turned backs, shouts of "You Lie!"

and Cheeto ad libbing...

[onethatcares]

2. I can hardly wait

[Different Drummer]

3. I was going to ask if he's going to be scripted or not. n/t

[annabanana]

4. It's just going to be trump doing his usual schtick..

A one trick pony

[murielm99]

5. We have all been waiting

for a live meltdown. That could happen at the SOTU.

[MyOwnPeace]

6. The world may be watching............

but I won't - my stomach won't let me!

[dalton99a]

7. His speech will be written by Stephen Miller, he will read and enunciate the words without choking

Republicans will explode in wild applause at "tax reform" and "Obamacare" and "North Korea" and "Iran", and pundits will declare him as presidential as ever - probably the most presidential ever

[Golden Raisin]

8. My blood pressure wont take it.

Nor do I want to kick in my expensive TV in a fit of anger. The sight of all the usual applause, whoopin’ an’ hollerin’, glad-handing and back-clapping when he walks in would do me in, as would any obligatory standing ovations. I wish ALL Democratic Congress-people would boycott. Rows of empty seats in a half empty hall would make great TV and a vivid point.

[tblue37]

9. He will read someone else's words from a teleprompter, in a monotone. Then a bunch of

pundits will exclaim that he was soooooo presidential. Van Jones might even get a bit choked up over how Trump became president tonight, period.

And I will throw up in my mouth a bit.

[smirkymonkey]

10. That's exactly how it will go down.

And his insanity will be normalized just a little bit more.

[lunasun]

13. He will tell some BS heartwarming story the media will say it shows he really cares about others

Or he will do war talk and they will say he is a strong and shrewd leader

And I will throw up in a bag a lot

[OldHippieChick]

11. "I won the election in a landslide against Crooked Hillary; the

Wall will be built and Mexico will pay for it; the Coal industry has come back; I have the greatest words;
Hawaii is no longer a state; porn stars will be in the next cabinet; I am a stableboy genius; Putin is my brother."

[roamer65]

12. Def will not watch it.

I like my TV too much.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

14. "MAGA! MAGA, MAGA, MAGA! America First! Drill Baby Drill! MAGA!!! I won the election! MAGA!!!"

I think that abiut sums it up.

[lindysalsagal]

15. We've heard it all before. And he won't even know what he's saying.

and it will all be forgotten in minutes. Totally pointless.