Mike Huckabee: rectal probe edition (tweet):

[demmiblue]

Gov. Mike Huckabee ?Verified account @GovMikeHuckabee

More "breaking wind" from CNN! WH Press Corps to submit to voluntary brain scans to prove THEY aren't demented. To insure accuracy of brain scan, tests will be administered by rectal probe.

9:13 AM - 17 Jan 2018

So very Christ-like.

[sinkingfeeling]

1. He's a Southern Baptist minister. Or was.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. 170 years ago, he'd be be of the pastors holding B&W services. Selling slavery to slaves and whites.

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Back when there were slave uprisings in the late 1820s, the decision was made to introduce slaves to Christ en mass. Pastors would hold two serves, the white services were bestowed the virtues of slavery and how slaveowners were giving slaves the opportunity to embrace Christ and eternal salvation. The slaves were told that it is Christianly for them to be "good slaves" and while life is difficult for them now, they will enter the kingdom of heaven in the afterlife.

This was a boon to the pastors, as it meant their congregations would double and they would get to fleece the few assets the slaves have away from them, keeping them poor and dependent on their slavemasters if they were go gain freedom at some point.

[demmiblue]

9. Yep. n/t

[Ohiogal]

2. Wash your mouth out, Reverend.

[lunasun]

3. Oh it's the inquisition is it?

His peeps have the history

[dhill926]

4. what is he.....12?

[FSogol]

5. He's projecting or now we know why Sarach squints so much.

[underpants]

6. The Huckabees are aliens!

Who else uses anal probes as a standard practice?

[Proud Liberal Dem]

7. Ewww

And dumb too.

[Initech]

14. And the really sad thing is this guy thinks he's funny!

[Proud Liberal Dem]

15. Well

he once thought somebody shooting at President Obama was funny too, so.........

[Vinca]

10. If anyone is an expert on rectal probes, it must be Huckabee.

Can he get any further up Trump's ass?

[demmiblue]

11. At this point, it is a father/daughter competition. n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. He should know a thing or 2 about that. Given that he's got his head so far

up Drumpf's ass that he's constantly burping bacon.

[Initech]

13. Interesting that his mind immediately went to "rectal probe".

That says more about Huckabee than it does about CNN!

[Justice]

16. Mike's "jokes" are always about private body parts and bodily functions. Nothing new - always creepy

[RhodeIslandOne]

17. Mike, your daughter appears to have rectal issues

Hence why she always appears constipated.

[yellowcanine]

18. Mike Huckabee makes a vulgar dad joke.

Way to go chuckles.