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kpete

(71,990 posts) Thu Jan 18, 2018, 09:38 PM Jan 2018

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This headline writer deserves a Pulitzer

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This headline writer deserves a Pulitzer (Original Post) kpete Jan 2018 OP

:-) CentralMass Jan 2018 #1

Too funny! And deadly accurate! nt marybourg Jan 2018 #2

+1000 MLAA Jan 2018 #3

Well played, headline writer. herding cats Jan 2018 #4

Lol.. We both Cha Jan 2018 #6

We did! herding cats Jan 2018 #8

We knew that.. but I beg to differ on Cha Jan 2018 #5

It can read as: he has no heart AND cognitive issues oxbow Jan 2018 #9

Hey, you're right! Cha Jan 2018 #10

No heart is right meow2u3 Jan 2018 #7

GOOD CATCH! RandomAccess Jan 2018 #11

Awesome dalton99a Jan 2018 #12

Good one! n/t Upthevibe Jan 2018 #14

Love it! Lucinda Jan 2018 #13

I agree!!!! Too funny! Perfect! nt Honeycombe8 Jan 2018 #15

Ah, the importance of commas. 3catwoman3 Jan 2018 #16

K&R & thanks. nt tblue37 Jan 2018 #17

K&R orangecrush Jan 2018 #18

This is why a good education that includes a firm foundation of English grammar Pacifist Patriot Jan 2018 #19

Perfect! Nitram Jan 2018 #20

you nearly owed me a keyboard!!!!! thanks for getting my day off to a great start!! niyad Jan 2018 #21

the comma is everything!! niyad Jan 2018 #22

seems more accurate than the Dr.'s report Kali Jan 2018 #23

Let's spin this DU oldie but goodie rocktivity Jan 2018 #24

Ha, ha, ha! cp Jan 2018 #25

..... ailsagirl Jan 2018 #26

I've got some mileage out of this on FB. BobTheSubgenius Jan 2018 #27

You betcha' !!! ailsagirl Jan 2018 #28

I love it gopiscrap Jan 2018 #29

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)

1. :-)

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 09:48 PM

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marybourg

(12,631 posts)

2. Too funny! And deadly accurate! nt

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Thu Jan 18, 2018, 09:54 PM

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MLAA

(17,288 posts)

3. +1000

Reply to marybourg (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 09:58 PM

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herding cats

(19,564 posts)

4. Well played, headline writer.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:01 PM

Jan 2018

Well played.

Cha

(297,196 posts)

6. Lol.. We both

Reply to herding cats (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:02 PM

Jan 2018

posted at the same time, herding

herding cats

(19,564 posts)

8. We did!

Reply to herding cats (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:06 PM

Jan 2018

Hi, Cha!

We both just shared a laugh at the same time.

Cha

(297,196 posts)

5. We knew that.. but I beg to differ on

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:01 PM

Jan 2018

"cognitive issues".

oxbow

(2,034 posts)

9. It can read as: he has no heart AND cognitive issues

Reply to Cha (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:08 PM

Jan 2018

That’s the joke 😛

Cha

(297,196 posts)

10. Hey, you're right!

Reply to oxbow (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:11 PM

Jan 2018

Now I'm happy.

meow2u3

(24,761 posts)

7. No heart is right

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:06 PM

Jan 2018

Looks as if Dr. Ronny is half right regarding Trump's heart issues. You can't have a heart condition if you don't have a heart.

RandomAccess

(5,210 posts)

11. GOOD CATCH!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:11 PM

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ROFL

dalton99a

(81,485 posts)

12. Awesome

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Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:19 PM

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Upthevibe

(8,045 posts)

14. Good one! n/t

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #12)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:59 PM

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Lucinda

(31,170 posts)

13. Love it!

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Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:58 PM

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Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)

15. I agree!!!! Too funny! Perfect! nt

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Thu Jan 18, 2018, 11:08 PM

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3catwoman3

(23,975 posts)

16. Ah, the importance of commas.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 18, 2018, 11:16 PM

Jan 2018

Eats Shoots and Leaves - panda diet

Eats, Shoots, and Leaves -callous criminal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_%26_Leaves

tblue37

(65,340 posts)

17. K&R & thanks. nt

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 12:16 AM

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orangecrush

(19,549 posts)

18. K&R

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 07:52 AM

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Pacifist Patriot

(24,653 posts)

19. This is why a good education that includes a firm foundation of English grammar

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 08:19 AM

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is so beneficial!

Nitram

(22,800 posts)

20. Perfect!

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 09:53 AM

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niyad

(113,302 posts)

21. you nearly owed me a keyboard!!!!! thanks for getting my day off to a great start!!

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 01:07 PM

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niyad

(113,302 posts)

22. the comma is everything!!

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 01:07 PM

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Kali

(55,008 posts)

23. seems more accurate than the Dr.'s report

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 02:26 PM

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rocktivity

(44,576 posts)

24. Let's spin this DU oldie but goodie

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Fri Jan 19, 2018, 02:36 PM

Jan 2018

rocktivity

cp

(6,628 posts)

25. Ha, ha, ha!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 19, 2018, 02:41 PM

Jan 2018

Believe comma use was very intentional. Thank you, headline writer!

ailsagirl

(22,896 posts)

26. .....

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Sat Jan 20, 2018, 02:24 PM

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BobTheSubgenius

(11,563 posts)

27. I've got some mileage out of this on FB.

Reply to ailsagirl (Reply #26)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 04:17 PM

Jan 2018

Thank you!!!

ailsagirl

(22,896 posts)

28. You betcha' !!!

Reply to BobTheSubgenius (Reply #27)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 08:19 PM

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gopiscrap

(23,759 posts)

29. I love it

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Sun Jan 21, 2018, 11:39 AM

Jan 2018

who says punctuation doesn't matter?

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