Alex Jones: Trumps March For Life Speech Proves Once And For All Hes Not In The Illuminati

[Initech]

Today President Trump delivered a speech via satellite to anti-choice protesters at the annual March for Life in Washington, which conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones interpreted to be irrefutable proof that Trump is not a member of the Illuminati.

On Infowars radio today, Jones told listeners that the supposed globalist regime running the world are supportive of abortion rights because “it’s their whole cult, it’s their whole system.” Trump showing support for March for Life attendees, Jones derived, erases all doubt that Trump is a member of the Illuminati, a supposed secret society that colludes to run the world.

“When you go after that like he’s doing, there is no way he’s with the Illuminati. There’s no way he’s with this system. There is no way, no way, and he’d be doing this. Zero. Zero,” Jones said.

Jones went on to explain that both he and “the churches” already had a gut feeling that Trump was not part of the secret cabal ruling the world, before incorrectly retelling the biblical tale of King David.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-trumps-march-for-life-speech-proves-once-and-for-all-hes-not-in-the-illuminati/

So what are the qualifications for being in the Illuminati, Alex? You must know.

[pressbox69]

1. He's not.

He's the AntiChrist.

[Yonnie3]

2. I am so relieved that Alex has ruled out the Illuminati

I'll sleep much better.

[haele]

3. But he hasn't ruled out the Lizard People.

Nor has he ruled out the Grey Aliens.

Haele

[Initech]

6. There's still that pesky Deep State (TM) to worry about!

[0rganism]

4. requirements for joining the Illuminati include basic literacy and teleprompter skills

no way he got through the initial interview, let alone our rigorous initiation rites!
how do i know this? no comment. don't ask again. FNORD FNORD FNORD

[blogslut]

5. He's no MENSA member either