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Is Jeff Sessions part Hobbit? (Original Post)
jalan48
Jan 2018
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CincyDem
(6,355 posts)1. yep - both halves. n/t
radical noodle
(8,000 posts)2. Leprechaun
He's looking for the pot of gold in trump's bathroom.
Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)3. Actually, he was originally a normal Hobbit.
Then he found a magic ring which twisted him into the creature we see today.
Old Terp
(464 posts)4. Don't think so.
Hobbits have a sense of humor.
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)5. No, it's just the cookie side of the family coming out. n/t
tanyev
(42,552 posts)6. Kate McKinnons brilliant SNL impression has several times mentioned the possum side of the family.
BlueIdaho
(13,582 posts)7. No, No, No, No ,No
Hes a fascist Keebler elf.
meow2u3
(24,761 posts)8. He's the elf the Keebler company rejected
Keebler's elves are supposed to be jolly and Sessions is everything but.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)9. Half hobbit, half orc, half human
He's a very large man.
SoCalMusicLover
(3,194 posts)10. My Dog Is Named Bilbo
He thinks that is an insult to Hobbits everywhere.
jalan48
(13,863 posts)11. I don't know a lot about Hobbits but he's a peculiar looking specimen.
a kennedy
(29,655 posts)12. OMGAWD......I just thought the same thing.
milestogo
(16,829 posts)13. Half Smurf, half Keebler Elf
Blaukraut
(5,693 posts)14. Nah. More like Hobbit gone Bad: Gollum n/t
Nevilledog
(51,094 posts)15. The truth
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kairos12
(12,858 posts)16. Evil Keebler elf.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)17. Ha! Evil keebler elf.
Efilroft Sul
(3,579 posts)18. Yes, he's Beauregard Sackville-Baggins