Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump with Photo of Hair Withstanding Gale-Force Wind

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In a week when Donald J. Trump suffered the worst hair day of his Presidency, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un taunted his American nemesis by releasing a photo of his own hair easily withstanding a gale-force wind.

The photo showed a broadly smiling Kim, his hair seemingly unperturbed by what the state-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) claimed were winds gusting up to fifty miles per hour.

According to KCNA’s news release, “Dear Leader’s mighty wind-resistant raven mane easily overmatches the American dotard’s sparse bleached strands.”

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[msongs]

1. wow even the korean ocean can withstand alleged 50mph gales w/barely a ripple nt

[lunasun]

2. "dotards sparse bleached strands."

[malaise]

4. Hilarious

[dalton99a]

3. He does have better hair