The Post's least-fashionable employee reviews the 2018 Winter Olympic uniforms
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The Posts least-fashionable employee reviews the 2018 Winter Olympic uniforms
By Matt Bonesteel February 9 at 3:57 PM
Its time for another Olympics, which means its once again time for the worlds finest athletes to parade about in a bunch of flag-themed outerwear. My boss thought it would be a good idea to give an overview of what these proud Olympians will be wearing in PyeongChang, even though I shop at places that have Outlet and Maxx in their names and have worn a tie to work approximately once in my 20 years at The Washington Post.
I am, by any measure, deeply unfashionable and thus wholly unsuited for this assignment.
But please, read on.
The United States of America!
Ralph Lauren is back with another round of U.S. Olympic team outfits, and, as usual, they say, I am a tasteful American who enjoys snow competitions and has at some point used the term après-ski in casual conversation.
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But theres one accoutrement thats drawing a lot of attention. See if you can spot it.
Man, those gloves. I feel like they would work both for advanced falconry and amateur smelting. In any case, Ralph Lauren seems to be taking its cues from a classic of American cinema:
Norway!
It wouldnt be the Winter Olympics without Norways extravagantly outfitted curlers, and this year will be no different.