I thought the Con was speaking at 11.00am

[malaise]

[Ohiogal]

1. They have to wait for him to get off the throne.

[malaise]

7. I'd actually prefer to hear from Obama

That's the truth

[femmocrat]

2. I wouldn't put it past him to interrupt the police and medical press conference.

He is that self-centered.

[BigmanPigman]

3. They sent Sessions out first to prep for his appearance.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Maybe he is.

I have zero interest in what meaningless drivel he has to say.

That's so sad, because he is technically--albeit not morally--the US President.

The night of September 11th, I did tune in to what George W. Bush had to say. My thoughts were that I didn't like him, I didn't vote for him, but he is the President, so I might as well see what he has to say.

I can't even muster that for Trump.

[FSogol]

5. He's still trying to learn the big words on the teleprompter.

[malaise]

8. Sure sounds that way now that he's started

He's giving us a report we already know

[HipChick]

6. They are loading his shit into the teleprompter...#Teleprompter Trump

'cos he has no fucking empathy and cannot speak from the heart..

[malaise]

9. He's spewing the platitudes

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. His tranquilizer dart hasn't kicked in yet.

Gen. Kelly missed his head.

[malaise]

12. Not one fucking word about gun control

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Be patient.

Give it another 30-40 years.

[malaise]

14. ROFL

First laugh since this slaughter - sadly you're right.
Absofuckinglutely no substance.

He's heading to Mar-o-Lago.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. His speechifyin' meds haven't kicked in yet.

It's a delicate balance. Too little, and he starts ad-libbing. Too much, and he drools, falls over the lectern, and takes a nap mid-sentence.

So I think they give him just a little too much on purpose, shove him in front of the cameras at the peak of ripeness and flavor, and then hustle him off before he has an accident and leaves a stain on the carpet for Sarah to have to clean up.