Thursday's over the hump. Please come CAPTION Rush (His Awesome Emptiness) Limbaugh!!!

[skip fox]

Rush ("'Id take a dump on anything!&quot Limbaugh just finished saying, "One of these rap artists (so-called) expressed amazement that I knew what the word 'tranny' meant and then, in the next breath called me (and I quote) 'a racist son-of-a-bitch.' . . . I'd have him know that, because of my extraordinary intelligence, I've known what a tranny is since before he was probably born, at least since 1968 when I had to help my friend put a new one in his old Ford. . . . And about the second, Mr. Ice T (or whatever your real name is), if you would just stop throwing dice in the back alley and put down the fried chicken long enough to listen to my show, you'd know better!"

[sadbear]

1. One of the reasons I'm thrice divorced is....

[skip fox]

2. "Almost invariably, ladies and gentlemen, the people who call me a 'racist'

are members of groups with an inferior genetic heritage, mostly but not always, from the minorities.!

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. I am not racist

But just used two racially charged stereotypes...

[skip fox]

4. At DU CAPTIONing is a creative act, but we often try, as I tried here, to channel the essence of the

peerson in question.

[richardmyers]

5. Rush Limbaugh's downward spiral promises to accelerate

While a growing boycott by advertisers, an aging demographic, and technological change threaten the conservative talker's grip on the right wing echo chamber, a new threat has arisen from an entirely unexpected source.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/25/1113395/-Rush-Limbaugh-s-downward-spiral-promises-to-accelerate

[Judi Lynn]

9. Outstanding article. Exceptionally good news.

Welcome to D.U., and thank you.

[skip fox]

6. "Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, imagine you hold two fingers pointing upward

before you . . . about 4 inches apart. . . . Now visualize that the right finger is accurate but we don't know it and the left finger is inaccurate though we suspect otherwise. . . . Now visualize the two fingers exchanging places at first slow but then sped up so fast that the fingers become a blur and you're getting dizzy and can't hold onto anything because all that's before you is an orgy of uncertainty. . . . It's times like that, ladies and gentlemen, you know you can grab onto a pole that's flying past, an ideology undiluted with philosophy, or uncertainty, or empathy, or understanding, an ideology on the make for unconsidered consumerism and rapacious greed, an ideology of yourself and the most meager notions of life you can hold, an ideology of . . . ."

[Judi Lynn]

7. I'd like to see someone eating chicken while throwing dice. Could be tricky.

Could easily throw the chicken and swallow the dice.

Does Rush only see his world in terms of food?

He should roll himself away from the putrid, grease-globule spattered microphone and put down his plate of stewed road-kill.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. "And, now, after Viagra, it's this long.."