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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPanicked Billy Graham Realizes He Took Wrong Turn Into Heavens Largest Gay Neighborhood
Too soon?THE HEAVENSAs he entered the Pearly Gates and walked the gold-paved streets of Gods Eternal Kingdom, the late Rev. Billy Graham was reportedly so overwhelmed Wednesday by the great majesty before him that he did not at first notice he had taken a turn leading him down the main thoroughfare of heavens largest gay enclave. Oh no, ohWhere am I, exactly? ....can't post entire content....who witnessed numerous same-sex couples making out upon Heavens lush green pastures and became disoriented when a crowd of shirtless, muscular homosexual men poured out of a nearby nightclub and streamed past him on every side. This cant possibly be right. I am in Heaven, arent I? According to heavenly sources, Graham, who during his life referred to homosexuality as a sinister form of perversion, shrugged, smiled, and continued walking straight into the neighborhoods largest bath house.
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Panicked Billy Graham Realizes He Took Wrong Turn Into Heavens Largest Gay Neighborhood (Original Post)
underpants
Feb 2018
OP
Somehow I imagined it would be a guy dressed in red with horns, a pitch fork and webbed tail
kimbutgar
Feb 2018
#1
he was a wealthy man, a group which does not go to heaven (camel, needle, etc) nt
msongs
Feb 2018
#3
He got in the cab, when asked where he would like to go, he didn't enunciate Heaven's GATE clearly.
TheBlackAdder
Feb 2018
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kimbutgar
(21,137 posts)1. Somehow I imagined it would be a guy dressed in red with horns, a pitch fork and webbed tail
Greeting him in.
Wednesdays
(17,363 posts)4. Yeah, but
then he wouldn't have encountered the gays or the bathhouse.
longship
(40,416 posts)2. Always, The Onion!
msongs
(67,405 posts)3. he was a wealthy man, a group which does not go to heaven (camel, needle, etc) nt
TheBlackAdder
(28,189 posts)5. He got in the cab, when asked where he would like to go, he didn't enunciate Heaven's GATE clearly.