Trump just solved the school shooting problem
Given his declaration that he would rush into a school, armed or unarmed, in order to save children under fire, the answer is obvious: Trump should choose schools at random and position himself outside them all day, at-the-ready to spring into action when the bullets start flying.
Because no one will know which school he’s guarding on any given day, would-be assailants will be afraid to enter any school in the country, fearful of being taken down by the most courageous, quick-thinking, braver-than-brave pResident the nation has ever known.
Not only will this action keep our children safe, it will protect all of us by keeping pResident Shithole too busy with his school guarding duties to do further damage to the country.
I’m seeing this as a win-win situation all around!
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I notice that you are relatively new here at DU.
You will NOT win points by creating the image of IQ45 being out there in spandex! 
Welcome anyhow - just don't do that again! 
And I go to the Y pool 3 mornings a week. 
What a picture you paint!
And think of all the money they'd save by not having to give "small" bonuses to pistol-packing English teachers.
His fat ass can barely waddle up a hill to retrieve a golf ball. What makes him think he can run into flying bullets and tackle a suspect who might be bigger and in better shape than he is? Oh fuck it, I'm done trying to decipher his logic. 
Timmy: "Mrs Brown! Mrs Brown! Come quick!"
Mrs Brown: "What is it Timmy?"
Timmy: "Look out the window. There's some fat guy passed out in the bushes surrounded by Big Mac wrappers. Is he homeless?"
Mrs Brown: "No, Timmy. That's just our president and school security guard tRump."
Timmy: "Are you sure, Mrs Brown? He's leaking orange goo out his pants, and it looks like he threw up a couple of burgers."
Mrs Brown: "Yes, Timmy. That IS tRump." 
I have yet to decide if it was Spicer who dragged the Don into the bushes or if he does the Don in with a poke from a litter pick up stick. KABOOM! 
a future for you writing skits for Saturday Night Live - you've got the correct attitude regarding our "leader!" 
The shooters will all be so intimidate by the very possibility that "it" might be nearby, to every school, all the time, every day, that they won't shoot up the place just because they might get rushed by the ROTUS superhero.
The fear that "it" just might be in the right place at the right time to do the hero thing will have them shaking in their boots.
As if this was necessary.
Let's post a GOP politician (local, state or federal) at each door of every public school. Make it mandatory for them to get paid.
At least during the school year, that would solve a tremendous number of problems for our country, not just school shootings.
They would be prohibited from speaking to the children, for the kid's protection.
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