The orange one is giving a speech - his spray on tan is positively glowing!

[dhol82]

His little white eye circles are outstanding.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I wonder if he glows in the dark?

[dhol82]

3. I would not be at all surprised.

That’s probably how he finds his KFC bucket at night.

[spanone]

2. he's pretending to be a Christian.

[dhol82]

4. And the toadies are sucking it up

[spanone]

6. no one was applauding don, why did you say 'thank you very much'?

what a fucking idjit

[dhol82]

7. Probably wanted to add, I will be here all week and dont forget to tip your waiter.

[spanone]

8. 😎

[Satch59]

5. You'd think his make up person would match that white area?

Did he say Graham spoke to 2m people at Madison square garden?? It holds maybe 17k...

And his dad Fred was a big fan...please...

[dhol82]

9. Yeah, I heard him say Fred called him son and then asked mom to go along

Made me gag. What a crock!

[dhol82]

10. I wonder about the makeup thing also

Maybe he does it himself?
Maybe he thinks it looks good?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. That's entirely possible.

While it's true that he tends to hire incompetent people, anybody who did makeup for a living would try to fix that mess. Same with the hair. I've read that he hates being touched (except when he's porking hookers and porn stars) so it's likely that he manages his hair and makeup himself. Which explains a lot.

[woodsprite]

12. There's advice from makeup artists and youtubers

that a dab of white at the inner corners of the eyes makes you look younger. Maybe he's just taking it WAAAAY too far!

[Louis1895]

13. Here is the tutorial on how Trump does his make-up

Make sure to watch the end to see the real secret.