Wet Hot Steamy Load. Please come CAPTION Mitt (ACDC) Romney!!

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Mitt ("My head doesn't fit&quot Romney is saying, "Geez, you guys got me all wrong. . . . I was really quoting the ACDC song, 'Are You Ready?' . . . 'cause it seemed like a nice sendoff . . . and shows how really hip I am. . . I know it might seem hard to believe but . . . Ah, have you seen the video?"

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1. "Listen, my opponents in the US have about as much of a chance seeing my tax returns as

England has of winning a boxing medal in the next two weeks . . . or as you Limies call it, 'a fortnight.' . . . Ah, no offense of course."

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2. "Everybody in the States is getting all bent out of shape by Chick-Fil-A. Heck,

the only thng I ask myself is, 'Do they make a good sandwich? . . . I'm just like everybody else, . . . like the common man. . . . And I especially like their Cow Nuggets, or whatever you call them. . . ."

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3. "And now I'll sing the National Anthem again..."

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4. "I really love the American tradition. . . . You gotta admit, no other nation could write a song

like 'My Country tis of Thee,' . . . . America is just the best. . . . no offense."