Lol. I've felt this way myself lately.

[Arkansas Granny]

Link to tweet

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Kevin M. Kruse
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@KevinMKruse
The porn star who had an affair with the president is suing him because he forgot to sign the NDA his idiot lawyer drew up without an alias, which also describes "still images" sent in the affair and Jesus Christ I do not have enough bourbon in this house right now.
8:27 PM - Mar 6, 2018
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16.4K people are talking about this

[BootinUp]

1. Everything is happening EXACTLY the way we knew it would

you can still sample the bourbon though.

[Renew Deal]

2. What do the "still images" refer to?

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I've heard speculation that there are pictures.

[GopherGal]

10. Serves me right for reading this before bed!

Help! Need brain bleach before I try to fall asleep.

Puppies. Puppies frolicking in newly fallen snow.

emergency you-tube search

[3catwoman3]

31. Puppies to order.

Last edited Thu Mar 8, 2018, 09:32 PM - Edit history (1)

Here you go - this was put up a week ago by DUer pbmus and is one of the cutest damn things I have ever seen. 53 seconds guaranteed to make you smile:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181052227#post11

[Maraya1969]

37. Stick an "h" in front of your link to make it clickable. (If that's what you are going for)

[3catwoman3]

38. Copy and paste error from not paying attention.

I fixed it. Thanks.

And here it is again -

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181052227#post11

[Renew Deal]

11. I want to see them

lol

[Still In Wisconsin]

29. No, you really probably don't. n/t

[Glamrock]

4. Outta Bourbon.

Is rum OK? I'll do one for ya granny!

[Arkansas Granny]

5. It would be tequila for me, but not tonight. Too many cold meds today.

[Glamrock]

7. You go girl!

Not what I expected with granny in your screen name. I'm impressed! Sorry to hear you're sick. Hope you feel better. Here's to you..... Slainte! (Irish for cheers)

[Arkansas Granny]

8. I have to remind my kids (and grandkids) that age is mind over matter.

If you don't mind, it don't matter.

Skol! (Swedish for cheers).😄

[Glamrock]

9. Rock on sister!

[FM123]

15. Maybe you could do a shot with Helen Mirren when you feel better....

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/helen-mirren-took-a-tequila-shot-on-the-oscars-red-carpet-like-the-queen-she-is_us_5a9d4b4ee4b089ec353cf41f

[Glamrock]

17. How badass is that?

[Arkansas Granny]

35. I would be honored to do shots with Helen Mirren.

A woman after my own heart.

[shenmue]

6. ROFLMAO

[BigmanPigman]

12. I am heading to the whiskey after I write the period

at the end of this sentence. I wish it was not Kessler but I am on a limited income so it will have to suffice.

[Glamrock]

19. Ya want I should send you some Jameson?

[ProudLib72]

13. You know the song "One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"?

Yeah, they conveniently left out the unit of measure. That'll be one fifth of bourbon, one fifth of scotch, and one keg of beer.

[Glamrock]

20. Goddamn!

This administration's hitting you hard!

[Gabi Hayes]

16. (absence of) dicpix

[Glamrock]

18. The emperor has no clothes.....

[Gabi Hayes]

21. So many of these out there:

https://www.cagle.com/schot/2017/01/emperor-trump-has-no-clothes

[Laffy Kat]

27. Gabi, you CANNOT post his without providing eye bleach.

[Gabi Hayes]

30. We, Of strong stomach, have to agree

[Laffy Kat]

34. Pass it this way and thank you.

[Honeycombe8]

22. I still can't get over that she signed that agreement for so little money.

$130k isn't that much, considering it was Trump, what it was asking of her, and all the crazy provisions in the agreement. She should've gotten at least $500k, IMO.

If she had broken the agreement...even by accident letting something slip...SHE would have owed $1 Million Dollars per the agreement...for each instance they allege she broke the agreement!

[Wounded Bear]

23. Looks like I picked the wrong century to quit drinking...

[GReedDiamond]

24. It's also way too late to stop taking LSD...

...that's how surreal it is.

[SeattleVet]

25. Wait... what??? Are you saying that this isn't just a really bad trip?

Oh, my gawd!!! We're fucked!

<fetal position in the corner>

[GReedDiamond]

32. Grovel/Crawl Toward the Light...

...after that, who the fuck knows?

[Glamrock]

28. Looks like....

[pangaia]

33. Lololol

This whole thread is just the end all.

[Laffy Kat]

26. This totally cracked me up.

[VOX]

36. I've been eating Xanax like after-dinner mints.

Not literally, of course, but I'm definitely gettin' by with a little help from my legit-prescribed "friends," if yah noam sain.