Palin heading to Mar-a-Lago..

[HipChick]

Please don't tell me that he is going to appoint her something..

Sarah Palin will keynote the Palm Beach County Republican Party’s annual Lincoln Day fundraising dinner on Friday at Mar-a-Lago, the party announced today.


This will be the sixth straight year the Palm Beach County GOP has held its dinner at Mar-a-Lago Last year, the party spent about $150,000 to rent Mar-a-Lago’s main ballroom and raised about $300,000. While the president was not in town for last year’s dinner, first lady Melania Trump made a brief appearance at a pre-dinner VIP reception.

A sellout crowd of 700 is expected Friday. Tickets started at $350, with sponsorship packages of up to $25,000

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/national-govt--politics/sarah-palin-coming-mar-lago-for-palm-beach-county-gop-dinner/iXht7JFXL4P0t0cNRHY4hN/

[no_hypocrisy]

1. OMG, the next ambassador to South Korea!

[dchill]

28. I'm guessing she can see it from her back porch.

[politicaljunkie41910]

69. I'm guessing she heard that Omarossa was making $180,000 for doing nothing but stirring the pot,

gossiping and keeping shit going, and called the Dotard up and said, I can do that. I guess the Dotard told her to hang tight, he was going to be going into "The Apprentice" mode soon and firing some people in the near future, and that would open up the door for one of those gov'ment jobs they so demean, for her. That Heifer knows she couldn't get a job on her own, making $180K a year, so they're just going to continue robbing the Federal Treasury while they can.

[TheBlackAdder]

64. A White House swamp so toxic, that only the most mutated bottom feeders can survive in it.

[Wounded Bear]

2. She's smart enough to replace Betsy DeVos...

[Lindsay]

9. Ben Carson's new dining table

is smart enough to replace Betsy DeVos.

[dhol82]

16. True

And has more class.

[lame54]

24. And is almost worth as much

[magicarpet]

18. The old dinning room table and chairs will do....

.... word is they have a few screws loose and some entirely missing.

[ProudLib72]

50. Eye B Uh Brayun Sergin

[greatauntoftriplets]

52. Hell, my new dining room table is smarter than DeVos.

And it didn't cost anywhere near as much as Carson's!

[OnDoutside]

47. Ouch, that's gotta hurt !

[Sanity Claws]

3. That's it!

Remember not many people will jump on that sinking ship.
She will because no one else will employ her. Even Dancing with the Stars passed her over, in favor of her daughter.

[Trumpocalypse]

4. Wife number 4??

[tblue37]

14. Too old. nt

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. Way too old. (nm)

[VOX]

34. Geographically undesirable, #45 doesn't do American wives.

Marla Maples was a one-off. He much prefers someone much more...Eastern European.

[madinmaryland]

41. Technically should could actually be Russian, if tRump gives Alaska back to Putin.

One never really knows WTF this misadministration will do.

[milestogo]

72. Maybe he wants to screw Bristol Palin.

[madinmaryland]

73. Ick, Maybe so.

[lpbk2713]

5. The Queen of the Word Salad.

The crowd of RWingers ought to eat that shit up.

And the main course will be turkey ...

[fierywoman]

31. can you imagine a "conversation" between her and tRump?!?

[lpbk2713]

33. "In what respect Donnie?

"May I call you Donnie?"

[fierywoman]

44. ha-ha, good one!

[njhoneybadger]

39. How about a conversation between Sister Sarah and Malignia

[fierywoman]

43. Wow -- way too much raccoon eyes!

[madinmaryland]

45. Would tRump grab her by the ****y?

At the least the conversation would be a complete word salad.

[fierywoman]

57. (darling, we BOTH know she's way too old ...)

[madinmaryland]

65. He's to the point where Ivanka is the only one left of the younger age.

Just sayin'

[bullwinkle428]

71. Ivanka's daughter Arabella turned 6 last year - he's probably already leering

lasciviously at her!

[WomanWhoRoars]

6. I doubt it

He doesn’t want to get upstaged; that’s why I think he never gave her a cabinet position.

[poboy2]

7. You know its possible. Fuck us...not that pos again.

Its more than possible...freaking likely even. A firehose of sewerage.

Paging Tina Faye

[Sherman A1]

8. Chief of Staff?

or perhaps a back up plan for CIA or National Security Advisor? She can after all see Russia from her front porch.

[hlthe2b]

10. well, they could make her envoy to North Korea--sort of as a "first strike"!

[dawnie51]

11. Dump will do it too.....

if he thinks it will piss people off. He lives for it. Soon as she starts getting more TV time than him, he'll cut her loose, but he would definitely put her in somewhere to cause mayhem and distraction.

[HipChick]

12. Exactly..I wondered what happened to her fanclub?

they shift to Treason #45

[Stallion]

13. Ambassador to Russia-Save Travel Money Because She Can See Russia from Backyard

[StarryNite]

22. That's what I was thinking!

She probably has coffee with Putin over their backyard fence!

[dalton99a]

17. She'll head up the Department of Law.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sarah-palin-speaks-abc-news/story?id=8016906

If she were in the White House, she said, the "department of law" would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.

"I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out," she said.

There is no "Department of Law" at the White House.

[underpants]

20. LMFAO

I'd missed that one

[procon]

19. Oh boy, she'd fit right in, wouldn't she!

Trump has so many vacancies and unfilled job openings because he can't get any top tier people to work for him, and even the second stringers are reluctant. That leaves the ones like Palin, and Trump would likely find her immensely qualified for a job because she was once on Fox and knows how to milk an audience.

[Luz]

51. He has vacancies because he doesn't see them as important.

His interests are money and war. Everything and everyone else meh...not so much.

[UTUSN]

60. He can see vacancies from his yard!1

[Laf.La.Dem.]

21. Finally we will get brain power at the White House!

[crazycatlady]

23. Maybe she's there for another reason

Trump has a son filing for divorce. Palin has a daughter that recently filed for divorce.

[Stallion]

25. Dream Team!!!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

26. Tina Fey at Mar-A-Lago? Say it ain't so.

Harder on the ears, but better on the eyes than the other Sarah.

[magicarpet]

27. Head up the Department of Family Planning....

Do as I say...

Not as I have done.

Neuter and spay your children before they hit puberty. Do not allow alcohol, drugs, or guns into the family home.

[Paladin]

29. Are any of her gun-happy trailer trash family going with her? (nt)

[lpbk2713]

35. Some can't go.

They are wearing an ankle bracelet.

[lindysalsagal]

30. Because nothing says "Honest Abe Lincoln" like Sarah Palin.

The fact that the repugs willingly listen to her should be enough reason to vote dem

[Blue Owl]

32. Mar-a-Largo Barbie to the rescue

[Exotica]

38. Caribou Barbie beach update

[Ohiogal]

36. Didn't Trump

consider this ninny for Secy. of Veterans' Affairs earlier on and then passed her over?

I hope I'm wrong .....

[VOX]

37. Hey #45, give her a role in your hellish reality show -- 'Muricans LOVE that snowbilly!

Your Red State ratings will SOAR if you hire Ms. Palin. She would be a perfect fit for the total downfall of the Republican Party-- she played a big part in laying the groundwork for that, so show some appreciation.

[HipChick]

40. Please don't give him any ideas...once she starts grabbing more headlines than him

See ya later...

[struggle4progress]

42. Trump and Palin 2020! I'm so excited I want to have the election early!

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-receding-of-sarah-palin-in-one-chart/

[Gothmog]

46. This could be fun to watch

[smirkymonkey]

48. For what? A Village Idiot's Convention?

This is just getting too bizarre for words.

[herding cats]

49. Is her family going?

Will they be serving alcohol?

[NewJeffCT]

53. Communications Director to replace Hope Hicks

Just imagine the fun...

[NCjack]

54. Damn you McCain. nt

[jalan48]

55. Free drinks is a real incentive.

[Orange Free State]

56. He will offer her a place in his administration

because everyone else has turned him down or has already been fired.

Can’t wait for the books that former Trump admin people are working on at this very moment.

[spanone]

58. he would/will do it just to say 'Fuck You' to us

[DFW]

59. Pence's replacement

And Palin finally gets to be Vice-President after all.

Just kidding!!!

Umm, I hope, anyway...

[justgamma]

61. He's mad at sister Sarah for accidently telling the truth

could Caribou Barbie be her replacement. She wouldn't have to lie much because no one would understand what she said anyway.

[SoCalDem]

62. Rick Perry to VA...Yukon Barbie to Energy

[IluvPitties]

66. Bingo.

[Turbineguy]

63. To spend $350

to hear and see Sarah Palin? Because she's smarter than the person who pays that.

[Blue Owl]

67. Two pea-brains in a pod

n/t

[nolabear]

68. Doesnt a black hole form if those two are ever together?

[bullwinkle428]

70. Lincoln Day fundraiser? Truth-in-advertising laws should mandate they change it

to George Lincoln Rockwell!