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trof

(54,256 posts) Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:03 PM Mar 2018

Hey Donnie! I can whip your ass!

I'll be 77 soon.
I'm not quite as spry as I used to be, but I can sure whip your fat ass.
Bring it on.
You won't last one round.
I'll go straight for the bone spurs.
Yeah, I know all about your Achilles heel.
You're toast.

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Hey Donnie! I can whip your ass! (Original Post) trof Mar 2018 OP

Heck, just race him up a flight of stairs gratuitous Mar 2018 #1

Do you need a manager? ProudLib72 Mar 2018 #2

I'd be proud to have you in my corner. trof Mar 2018 #4

I'm collecting the money BEFORE you step into the ring ProudLib72 Mar 2018 #13

Good move. trof Mar 2018 #15

I will be 71 soon. I'll hold your coat. n/t rzemanfl Mar 2018 #3

OK, but will you hold my nouthpiece? trof Mar 2018 #7

You think Drumpf might land a punch? Hold my coat. I will kick the shit out of him rzemanfl Mar 2018 #9

Save some for the rest of us! Downtown Hound Mar 2018 #5

Have at it. trof Mar 2018 #16

let's be clear here, trof, you know I could whup him BIGLY Skittles Mar 2018 #6

I know you could, dear. But I got here first. trof Mar 2018 #8

SCHEDULING TROF FOR ASS KICKING Skittles Mar 2018 #10

I look forward to it. trof Mar 2018 #17

oh you know you are a paying customer! Skittles Mar 2018 #18

I'd hold your coat and jewelry (if any) Skittles. n/t rzemanfl Mar 2018 #12

STOP SCREAMING OR I'LL STOP Skittles Mar 2018 #19

I'll go straight for the bone spurs. NCTraveler Mar 2018 #11

Donnie couldn't beat a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. edbermac Mar 2018 #14

Love to be in your corner. safeinOhio Mar 2018 #20

I'm with Joe!!!!! mfcorey1 Mar 2018 #21

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

1. Heck, just race him up a flight of stairs

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:16 PM

Mar 2018

Cadet Bone Spurs would be screaming the mercy of Jesus before getting to the 10th riser.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

2. Do you need a manager?

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:17 PM

Mar 2018

I feel up to promoting this fight of the century!

trof

(54,256 posts)

4. I'd be proud to have you in my corner.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:20 PM

Mar 2018

Thank you.
P.S. I think we can make a LOT of money on this match.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

13. I'm collecting the money BEFORE you step into the ring

Reply to trof (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:30 PM

Mar 2018

I don't trust these people. They all seem like crooks to me.

trof

(54,256 posts)

15. Good move.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #13)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 08:00 PM

Mar 2018

I like the cut of your jib.
Your mainsl ain't bad either.

rzemanfl

(29,557 posts)

3. I will be 71 soon. I'll hold your coat. n/t

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:18 PM

Mar 2018

trof

(54,256 posts)

7. OK, but will you hold my nouthpiece?

Reply to rzemanfl (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:22 PM

Mar 2018

When I spit it out between rounds?

Wait...what am I saying?
There won't be but part of one round.
Nevermind.

rzemanfl

(29,557 posts)

9. You think Drumpf might land a punch? Hold my coat. I will kick the shit out of him

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:24 PM

Mar 2018

while sticking out my tongue at him.

Downtown Hound

(12,618 posts)

5. Save some for the rest of us!

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:20 PM

Mar 2018

trof

(54,256 posts)

16. Have at it.

Reply to Downtown Hound (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 08:01 PM

Mar 2018

Y'all can have all the leftovers.

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

6. let's be clear here, trof, you know I could whup him BIGLY

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:22 PM

Mar 2018

that elitist asshole has NEVER been part of a fair fight

trof

(54,256 posts)

8. I know you could, dear. But I got here first.

Reply to Skittles (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:23 PM

Mar 2018

Get in line.

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

10. SCHEDULING TROF FOR ASS KICKING

Reply to trof (Reply #8)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:24 PM

Mar 2018

AS SOON AS HE IS DONE WITH HIS ASS KICKING; yes INDEED

trof

(54,256 posts)

17. I look forward to it.

Reply to Skittles (Reply #10)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 08:02 PM

Mar 2018

Because your ass ain't been kicked until SKITTLES KICKS YOUR ASS!

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

18. oh you know you are a paying customer!

Reply to trof (Reply #17)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 08:04 PM

Mar 2018

rzemanfl

(29,557 posts)

12. I'd hold your coat and jewelry (if any) Skittles. n/t

Reply to Skittles (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:26 PM

Mar 2018

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Skittles

(153,160 posts)

19. STOP SCREAMING OR I'LL STOP

Reply to rzemanfl (Reply #12)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 08:05 PM

Mar 2018

that's my most common comment during my ass kickings; yes INDEED

NCTraveler

(30,481 posts)

11. I'll go straight for the bone spurs.

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:25 PM

Mar 2018

edbermac

(15,939 posts)

14. Donnie couldn't beat a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 07:52 PM

Mar 2018

safeinOhio

(32,675 posts)

20. Love to be in your corner.

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 08:22 PM

Mar 2018

Boxed in a former life and would be glad to yell “hands up, chin down” until he throws in the towel.

mfcorey1

(11,001 posts)

21. I'm with Joe!!!!!

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Mar 22, 2018, 08:54 PM

Mar 2018

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