Write a HEADLINE for this picture of Mitt (the third Everly Brother) Romney!!!! Or CAPTION!!!!

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HEADLINE: Romney Out-Sources Campaign To Avoid Taxes

(The story goes on, of course, to accuse Romney of hoping that, due to his trip,
Democrats will forget about his tax returns and stop asking for their release.)

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CAPTION: Romney is thinking: "I think I'll get a ham-and-cheese first thing after we land in Tel-Aviv. . . . with mustard. . . . that good kind."

[malaise]

1. How I wish money could save me from my gaffes!

Willard the loser.

[C_U_L8R]

2. I wonder if my hair dye will run

in the Israeli heat?

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3. Mitt is remembering: "George told me to keep a look out the left side

of the plane and I could maybe see the pyramids where Noah was swallowed by the whale and came out with the Ten Commandments. . . . Boy, those Christians believe some strange stuff!."

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4. "And at the airport I was able to buy a book of Polish jokes, for later in the week."

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5. "New Year it's Air Force One and we'll ditch the press. Who will care what they think?"

[Fawke Em]

6. You obviously don't know much about the Everly Brothers.

RMoney's a bit too square for them.

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7. Yikes!