Breaking: Melania OUT!

[Ilsa]

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Melania is OUT...Hannity chosen as new First Lady.

10:39 AM - Mar 23, 2018



Putin to officiate. The couple has a registry at Rosneft and Cambridge Analytica. Honeymoon plans not yet announced.

[MontanaMama]

1. You got me!

[Ilsa]

4. Kudos to Ms. Hoffman. nt

[kwassa]

2. and I thought Hannity was going to be Secretary of State ...

maybe he still can be.

[certainot]

27. limbaugh is sec of state and best man

[a kennedy]

3. OMGOSH......my heart just sank.....

and I don’t even care.

[Ilsa]

5. Hysterical thread:

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No way! He’s mine.. putiness

[mountain grammy]

8. Very funny

[BSdetect]

6. This is real, not fake at all.

[superpatriotman]

7. I hope .45 is more loyal to him than Melanoma

They deserve each other. _0_/

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Hannity won't make him sleep on the couch.

[dameatball]

10. "Sean, you are a lot like ivanka."

[smirkymonkey]

13. *snort*

[SunSeeker]

14. Oooh. That's how you know he's getting serious. nt

[ollie10]

11. They get married and Putin can be Best Man!

I'm sure Fallwell and Graham will help officiate

[SunSeeker]

12. Well, Hannity has been servicing Trump more than Melania has.

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So it's only fair he get the title.

[Angry Dragon]

16. +30,000

[Virtual Burlesque]

15. At least Hannity won't ...

... bat Trump's hand away when he tries to play patty-fingers.

[magicarpet]

17. Well Hannity is far more personable....

.... and he does not have that heavy furrin accents. And he is from Ireland, and that is one of thems white countries... right ?

[FreeState]

18. Sexist and homiphobic all in one

Guess it funny cause a liberal said it... it’s not.

[Fritz Walter]

19. But what about the children?!?

Who gets custody?

OK, Federal or state corrections agencies should get custody of Junior, Eric and Ivanka. That’s a given (once due process runs its course).

Tiffany should not need custodial arrangements, but should be watched carefully.

Barron, however, should be allowed to stay with Melania, with regular monitoring, and — if necessary — interventions by Child Protective Services.

And the Secret Service, at least for the time being.

[brush]

20. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love this.

[tclambert]

21. Hannity is more willing to participate in public displays of affection.

You'd never see him slap Trump's hand away.

[Vodid]

22. I'm sorry...

This is stupid and juvenile. Discourse about politics on DU should be better than this.

[nolabear]

24. Oh come on. Everyone needs a laugh sometimes. Clears the sinuses.

Makes the mind clearer for the fight. Bolsters the spirits. Girds the loins. Makes Jack a far less dull boy.

[nolabear]

23. A much needed BWAHAHAHA!!

Well played.

[Beartracks]

25. I thought Trump would replace her with a porn star, not a whore.

But what do I know? At any rate, I'm surprised Hannity could pull his lips off Trump's ass long enough to smile for the camera.

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[TrollBuster9090]

26. Haha! But Hannity had better watch out. As the old saying goes....

When a man marries his mistress, he creates a vacancy.

[Ilsa]

29. Well, he was cheating on his mistress. Hannity better watch out! nt

[LeftishBrit]

28. No, it's not Hannity. It's Nigel Farage. He's been after this job for ages!

[BigmanPigman]

30. I was going to write that last Thurs. bit thought the DU jury

would be mad at me. I was going to write something similar about Ann Counter but last time I did I got a warning.