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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 06:18 AM

 

Will Kim Jong Un spank Trump?

Whadda ya think?

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Reply Will Kim Jong Un spank Trump? (Original post)
LBM20 Mar 2018 OP
Achilleaze Mar 2018 #1
Achilleaze Mar 2018 #3
LBM20 Mar 2018 #2
brooklynite Mar 2018 #4
NewJeffCT Mar 2018 #5
JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2018 #6
NewJeffCT Mar 2018 #7
Achilleaze Mar 2018 #8

Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 06:25 AM

1. Dirty Donny*s spiritual advisor (Mz. White) was wondering the same thing

"After fasting in the desert for 40 seconds, I had a revelation on this very issue. Turns out that if our republican family values role model, Dirty Donny, is into it, then it would be OK, because IOKIYAR**" - P. White (R) DD's spiritual advisor

* aka Comrade Casino, republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief
** Sexual escapades, lying, cheating, and treason are all OK if you are a republican

Dirty Donny getting jiggy with his "special spiritual advisor" Paula (send me money) White:

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Response to Achilleaze (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 10:25 AM

3. You sinners out there (and you know who you are) have a choice: salvation or spanking

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 06:30 AM

2. It looks like Putin already has.

 

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 10:50 AM

4. He'll probably ask for phone numbers...

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 10:53 AM

5. More likely

They have a pretty young Korean woman put on a blonde wig and do it.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 10:55 AM

6. Kim Jung Un has a sister ...

She doesn't look like Ivanka, but hey ...

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 11:05 AM

7. just have her put on a blonde wig

and she'd be perfect - 30 years old is right in Trump's sweet spot (Stormy was 29, I think, and McDougal a few years older?)

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 11:11 AM

8. Kim Jong UNster is delighted to discuss Missile Size

But the UNster is probably thinking: "The Spanky Wanky thingy may be integral to republican family values, but - ugh - I find it repulsive."

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