Re-Write This Shirt!

[OmahaBlueDog]

First, I ask forgiveness in advance. I X-posted this from Politics 2012, where the forum seems to be napping today. It is Sunday and the Olympics are on late, so I get that.

If you haven't seen this, ads for this T-shirt are making the rounds on Facebook.

So...I thought we at DU could have a little fun (and DUers who have Zazzle or Cafe Press accounts could create some products).

The challenge: Re-write this shirt to make it a little more accurate.

For example: Government Didn't Build My Business, But the SBA Loan Didn't Hurt

or

Government Didn't Build My Business, $7 Per Hour Workers Did

[JHB]

1. Kind of Bain(and similar companies)-specific, but:

Government Didn't Build My Business, But Its Corporate Debt Interest Tax Deductions Let Me Loot Others At A Profit

Reference to http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021041140 and the C&L article it links to

[lonestarnot]

2. Corporate welfare, business bilking and peons did. Leading by example: Big I little U.

[lunatica]

3. I built my business

with everything government provided for me.

[pacalo]

5. ^^This^^

[lunatica]

6. Thanks!

I just stole your gif....

[Politicalboi]

4. How about

Government didn't fuck up my business, I did.

[Motown_Johnny]

7. Government didn't build my business, but it built everything my business needs

[datasuspect]

8. Government Didn't Build My Business, My Dad Did

[HopeHoops]

9. "Government didn't build my business - slave labor in China did."