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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums2 more lawyers have just turned down Trump.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/dan-webb-and-tom-buchanan-latest-lawyers-to-decline-to-join-donald-trumps-legal-teamThis is hilarious, no one will touch him, he,s basically more unpopular than an Std
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)here lately!!
GOOD TIMES!!
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)how many STDs do you suppose he's given to Melania?
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)After all, he thinks he can do everything better than anyone else! I can't help but laugh when imagining it. He'll have a fool for a client.
H2O Man
(73,537 posts)He is a STD.
spanone
(135,831 posts)there's always a public defender
ecstatic
(32,701 posts)spanone
(135,831 posts)BootinUp
(47,144 posts)malaise
(268,993 posts)given that he thinks he knows more than everyone else. That would be perfect.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)too funny
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN, ha ha, and dumbass repeatedly called Mr. Schneiderman a
lightweight - yeah well, well see about THAT, Mr. RICO
All this to say, oh HELL yeah, get your orange ass to court pronto and do please call the judge a loser - or a lightweight ...either would do just fine!!!
malaise
(268,993 posts)wee wee up myself
Stinky The Clown
(67,798 posts)Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)Its good stuff though, aint it?!?
spanone
(135,831 posts)Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)madaboutharry
(40,210 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)raven mad
(4,940 posts)Of course the kid is waaay too smart for the shitgibbon," tells him 'Yes, I'd be glad to help." Kid wants fees & expenses up front, gives all of it to MFOL, and only then resigns..
I am feeling downright mean today.
underpants
(182,800 posts)Tatiana
(14,167 posts)He doesn't pay and besides that, President Pinocchio never takes anyone's advice but his own.
politicaljunkie41910
(3,335 posts)What? You mean he can't hire Jared because he's not a lawyer? He has no experience???? Well it didn't stop him from appointing him to every other essential position at the White House? So when it's his ass on the line, not the full faith and reputation of the United States of America, he wants someone whose qualified and competent??? Since when???
madaboutharry
(40,210 posts)He graduated from NYU Law School and he also has an MBA from NYU. It is hard to believe since he is such an idiot.
sdfernando
(4,935 posts)Passing the BAR is another. Do we know if he is licensed....and in what states?
madaboutharry
(40,210 posts)he may not have taken the Bar Exam.
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)A New York Courts search shows that Jared Kushner is not licensed to practice in that state.
Based on an Avvo search, I am reasonably confident that jared Kushner is not a member of the bar of any other state.
This is understandable, given how he came to take over his fathers business. According to a New York Magazine article (The Legacy), Jared was on break from law school, interning for the District Attorney, when his father was arrested, then sent to prison. Jared ended up running the family business rather than practicing law.
From:
https://www.quora.com/Is-Jared-Kushner-allowed-to-practice-law-in-New-York
procon
(15,805 posts)mass murderers and even cannibals. What does that say about Trump?
Blue Owl
(50,361 posts)n/t
no_hypocrisy
(46,100 posts)1. He would refuse to put up a substantial cash retainer to get my services.
2. He would lie to me and lie under oath.
3. Representing him would offer me a choice between being sued by him for malpractice or getting disbarrred.
4. I wouldn't get a slew of new clients with the word out that I was his attorney.
5. Trump wouldn't follow my advice and then would blame me for something rogue he'd do.
6. Representing Trump would be like knitting all day and having him remove the needles and unravel everything I've done.
You can add anything else that stands out to you.
RainCaster
(10,872 posts)7. You will get stiffed. He never pays his bills.
8. Your reputation will suffer. Bigly.
HopeAgain
(4,407 posts)I wouldn't want to work with Cohen or Sekulow on a traffic ticket.
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)7. Id have to bring my own lunch, cuz that mofo eats that bucket of KFC all by himself.
SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)one of his former lawyers has said that they always met with him with two lawyers in the room, because he would change his story and try to say things that were not stated, or try to break promises that were made. They needed two to be able corroborate and to keep his lying ass in line.
Kingofalldems
(38,456 posts)She wants Mueller locked up.
Johnny2X2X
(19,066 posts)Lawyers will take any client. Either Trump is asking them if theyll commit a crime or hes telling them theyll work for free and make it up after when theyre famous for being his lawyer. My bet is illegal acts.
miyazaki
(2,242 posts)Skittles
(153,160 posts)innocent people very often need lawyers
czarjak
(11,274 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,798 posts)milestogo
(16,829 posts)rurallib
(62,414 posts)Perry Mason?
Matlock?
Ali McBeal?
How about this new guy Bull? Sounds good!
Maybe that group at Boston Legal?
regnaD kciN
(26,044 posts)...they won't turn down any client, as long as he can sign the checks.
Gothmog
(145,225 posts)No decent lawyer would want to represent this asshole
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,972 posts)ecstatic
(32,701 posts)(at least temporarily) from this fiasco! No doubt someone is blowing up his phone right now. Does anyone know the total count of attorneys who have turned down trump?
Vinca
(50,270 posts)practicing law. LOL. Maybe he can find a nice Russian lawyer somewhere.