Girl Scouts Cookie Sales 'Promote Promiscuous Sex and Abortion' Says Kim Davis' Lawyer

[TexasTowelie]

The founder of a conservative Christian ministry and legal counsel which represented Kim Davis has urged his followers to stop buying cookies from the Girl Scouts, claiming it "promotes abortion and sexual promiscuity to innocent girls."

Girl Scouts of the USA (GSUSA) was founded over a century ago in Savannah, Georgia, and was chartered by Congress in 1950. A member of the World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts (Wagggs), the organization currently has over 2.6 million members, including around 800,000 adults working primarily as volunteers.

According to the GSUSA website, the organization aims to empower young girls and women, and is currently working to increase participation in Stem subjects, boost health by increasing access to outdoor activities, teaching members how to reduce bullying, and fostering healthy relationship skills.

However, Liberty Counsel founder and chairman Mat Staver, who represented former Kentucky clerk Kim Davis who was jailed for blocking same-sex marriages, said: "The once great Girl Scouts USA took a tragic fall when it became a political advocacy group that promotes abortion and sexual promiscuity to innocent girls."

Read more: http://www.newsweek.com/girl-scouts-cookies-promote-promiscuous-sex-and-abortion-says-kim-davis-860144

[spooky3]

1. There are no limits to RW insanity and stupidity. Nt

[Ohiogal]

34. Ain't that the truth! What is their motivation here with these lies?!

[Guilded Lilly]

2. These people are fucking lunatics. Obsessed, even.

[benld74]

3. Truly ignorant people,,who dislike cookies

[RainCaster]

4. Why would Newsweek want to be a RW mouthpiece?

That attorney has last touch with reality.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

38. Media has plenty of time to post s**t like this. Why?

Why do the crazies get all of this coverage? I mean, stuff like this used to be easily dismissed as "crank" territory. Why give them ANY national/widespread exposure?

[Nac Mac Feegle]

5. Oh shit. Not this asshole again.

These dumbshits do this every year about this time.

When it's Girl Scout cookie season, these assholes grab some attention by pulling out this pile of rancid Republicanism and wave it around for everyone to smell.

Calling them attention whores is an insult to sex workers that provide an honest service.


Maybe it's just the steroids, but when this type of crap comes up, I want to punch someone spouting it.

[flibbitygiblets]

7. You think it pisses YOU off? Imagine sharing a name with this asshole.

Every time I think she's finally crawled into a hole for good, she pops up like some demented homophobic groundhog.

[Iggo]

6. Girl Scouts are better than you, Kim. (n/t)

[Gothmog]

8. I am a former cookie dad for my two daughters

If any girl scout asks me to buy some cookies, I happily do so. I may buy two boxes due to this article

[TexasTowelie]

11. This thread may divulge

many promoters of promiscuity. Take pride in your accomplishments (and enjoy the cookies)!

[Crunchy Frog]

9. Well then I'm glad I bought some.

[TexasTowelie]

12. Another confession by a promoter.

Thanks for your contribution.

[KWR65]

10. I'm buying eight boxes this year.

[TexasTowelie]

13. Is this the request for absolution thread?

Three confessions in a row.

[struggle4progress]

14. It takes a special person to think about sex when buying girl scout cookies

[ProfessorGAC]

20. Plus A Million

The guy just outed himself as a creep. 8 and 9 year old girls selling cookies makes him concerned about promiscuity? Just, yuck.

[TexasTowelie]

24. Just imagine what this guy thinks of the Cookie Monster?

Lock HIM up!

[ProfessorGAC]

26. Knock That Off!

I was feeling crummy when i came into work this morning, now you've made me darned well nauseous! LOL!

[longship]

15. Obligatory here.

[TexasTowelie]

16. It looks like you have the thread winner!

[longship]

17. Couldn't resist.

[no_hypocrisy]

18. I don't remember getting Girl Scout badges for those activities . . . .

[betsuni]

19. Can't help thinking of this "Curb your Enthusiasm" Girl Scout tampon scene:

[TexasTowelie]

23. LOL. It would be my luck that something similar would happen to me.

That's why I stay away from girls that look like they are past the primary school years.

[spooky3]

35. Roy Moore appreciates your reducing his competition!

[Vinca]

21. They'll have to pry the Thin Mints from my cold, dead hands.

Seriously . . . how does even the craziest person get "abortion and promiscuity" out of freaking cookies? It's as if the Planet Dumb dropped off all their worst inhabitants one night.

[TexasTowelie]

25. Another confession by a promoter.

Outsiders must envy DUers for our prowess!

[malaise]

22. This lunatic should be in an institution

seriously

[CelticWinter]

27. o for pete's sake

I have heard it all now. Then they wonder why I chase these Bible Thumpers off my door step.
Celtic

[Achilleaze]

28. "on the other hand Dirty Donny* promotes republican family values. Heh heh." - Stubby Staver (R)

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[VOX]

29. In the (distant) past, anyone as delusional as that was put under psychiatric observation.

And more's the pity, because it still is completely batshit INSANE. A good portion of the country is in a like state of mind.

[mercuryblues]

30. As a troop leader

for many years, I have to say...We have finally been exposed. In between centering activities around science, recycling, arts and crafts from around the world, visiting nursing homes, mini Olympics, and field trips I took the girls to strip clubs and bars. I had someone do the abortion cloass because I missed the training on how to give 4-12 year olds an abortion.

Do these freaks even know how old these girls are?

[mreilly]

31. My new mantra for these people is....

.... "Fuck off and die, you worthless piece of shit."

Religious asshole: "Girl scout cookies promote abortion and sexual promiscuity to innocent girls."

Me: "Fuck off and die, you worthless piece of shit."

Alex Jones: "Hillary Clinton was running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a pizza parlor!"

Me: "Fuck off and die, you worthless piece of shit."

Laura Ingraham: "Parkland students are Hitler youth!"

Me: "Fuck off and die, you worthless piece of shit."

Roseanne: "Nazi salute!" (to David Hogg)

Me: "Fuck off and die, you worthless piece of shit."

Trump supporter: "All of those women accusing Trump of molestation and affairs are LYING!"

Me: "Fuck off and die, you worthless piece of shit."

See how easy it is?

[Tarc]

32. I have 2 boxes at home, had 4 (now 3) at work.

Keeping to 1 serving per day (4 thin mints) this year, so they will last til summer in the freezer.

I'll buy more if any of the parents/kids come around with surplus, just because of ol' Kim and the "Liberty Counsel".

[Volaris]

37. Be careful who finds out you're doing that..

The Cookie Mafia don't play. If they think you're tryin to sell out of season for your own profit without them getting Their Cut, they WILL come after you lol...

I love the thin mints btw..

[get the red out]

33. Maybe they are just worried

that some unsuspecting girl scout will ring Roy Moore's doorbell?

[brooklynite]

36. What people do with their Samoas in the privacy of their bedroom isn't my concern...