Michael Cohen today: "I'd rather jump out of a building than turn on Donald Trump."

[bearsfootball516]

Last edited Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:38 PM - Edit history (3)

Not exactly words that scream innocence from Trump's personal lawyer.

Link to tweet

[pbmus]

1. Better have 24-7 watch on this guy...

[keithbvadu2]

78. For suicide or suicided?

[rzemanfl]

2. How fucking tall? What a snake. n/t

[HuskyOffset]

74. First floor, could get . . .

. . . a hardcore sprain.

[rzemanfl]

113. Not if he knows how to land. n/t

[Siwsan]

3. And trump* would rather push him out of a building, than to risk him turning

Not a doubt in my mind.

[anneboleyn]

34. Amen. Trumps loyalty is about an inch deep. Why do these assholes commit to this guy?

[Siwsan]

36. That's a question for the ages.

However, I'm betting the threat of an extended prison sentence might change his tune.

[Blue_true]

99. He is saying that he will suicide himself first. nt

[Siwsan]

102. Just wait until the consequences are square in his face

The Mueller team seems to be very proficient at flipping people. And if he is so stupid as to take the bullet, lose his license and do prison time, thinking trump* will take care of him and his family, he's a fool.

[thegoose]

77. Simple. They're all mobbed up together.

Nothing to do with loyalty. Just keeping their throats from being slit from ear to ear.

[Thekaspervote]

54. Ha.. thats the best! and sooo true

[SoCalMusicLover]

4. Cohen Is Going To Go The Manafort Route

All of those who actually believe there is a chance he's going to turn on Drumpf, have no clue what they're thinking. Cohen is part of the cult, and cult members don't turn on one another.

[dameatball]

5. Same result either way.

[Maeve]

6. I'm cool with either choice eom

[MontanaMama]

7. Does he think he'll get a pardon

from the Dotard? I guess that's possible.

[smirkymonkey]

107. That's the only reason I think he's saying this.

A pardon is his only chance because he's definitely going down. I doubt very much he is swearing loyalty to Trump out of the good of his heart.

[rurallib]

8. Trump may arrange the opportunity there, Michael Cohen

[Behind the Aegis]

9. No need to jump, just move into one of his buildings...

...maybe you won't have to jump.

[trueblue2007]

16. "I'd rather drink urine than turn on Donald Trump."

[rzemanfl]

33. That could be a twofer. Donald is weird. Just sayin' n/t

[SummerSnow]

52. "I'd rather replace my Nutella with his poo."

[trueblue2007]

60. he could not see the difference on his morning toast. HE IS TOO STUPID to see it was poop.

[dalton99a]

130. He'd probably sell it on eBay like a holy relic

[PJMcK]

25. Oooh!

That's gonna burn.

[ProudLib72]

43. No need to get all fired up Cohen! nt

[keithbvadu2]

80. Living in a Trump building has been known to cause death.

[trueblue2007]

10. "I'd rather eat worms than turn on Donald Trump."

[trueblue2007]

12. "I'd rather eat dog poop than turn on Donald Trump."

[we can do it]

11. Jump mutha fukka

[Mike Nelson]

13. The only...

...humanitarian thing to do is lock him up now, and keep him on suicide watch until trial.

[MyOwnPeace]

14. And if he did jump

they'd blame it on Hillary or Obama!

[Cha]

15. Adios, Cohen

[sheshe2]

91. 😂

[BootinUp]

121. +1

[NCTraveler]

17. Might equate to the same thing. nt.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. IMHO, you can take that two different ways.

1. Michael Cohen is an extremely, extremely loyal guy to Donald Trump, a la Doug Stamper in House of Cards.

or

2. Prison is a far better fate than crossing Donald Trump and/or the people he does business with.

[BlueStater]

57. If it's two, it's the latter half.

Trump himself is just a pathetic, whiny wuss with a huge-ass mouth.

[pnwmom]

19. Sounds like your basic mobster lawyer. n/t

[JDC]

20. Allow me to show you to the window.

[Behind the Aegis]

21. Is it wrong to ask him to "prove it!"?

[apnu]

22. Translation: "I'll buckle in 3 weeks, get me a good offer" (nt)

[rainin]

23. Does he have a wife or children? That's got to make them feel loved.

[Ilsa]

45. Yes. Donny Duetsch talked to him about this.

Told him it might all eventually boil down to Cohen doing 20 years and not seeing his kids grow up, or turning on the man who created this mess.

Donny Duetsch said Cohen is really a likeable person, in spite of the nasty persona he shows on TV.

[SonofDonald]

50. Lawrence had a woman on last night

That sure seemed like his biggest fan, Cohen that is, not one bad word or thought about cohen, I don't know why he had her on because she wasn't reporting on an interview she had with cohen, she was literally defending him.

[Poiuyt]

103. Yup, Cohen's a real sweetheart

“You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word ‘rape,’ and I’m going to mess your life up…for as long as you’re on this frickin’ planet … you’re going to have judgments against you, so much money, you’ll never know how to get out from underneath it,” Michael Cohen, special counsel to Trump, told The Daily Beast reporter Tim Mak.

“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen said. “So I’m warning you, tread very f****ing lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be f***ing disgusting. You understand me?”

[Ilsa]

125. I wouldn't walk on the same side of the street with cohen.

I wouldn't trust him to not trip me into traffic just for grins.

[ret5hd]

24. Here's your sign:

[lame54]

26. In a movie this would be considered foreshadowing

[volstork]

75. LOL

How true

[yardwork]

104. Lol! I keep trying to post another word but autocorrect changes it.

[C_U_L8R]

27. Spoken like a true criminal

Ordinary people just don't say things like this

[ollie10]

28. He's more afraid of concrete shoes if it looks like he will snitch......

I think most people would prefer falling off a building to drowning.....

[Frustratedlady]

29. He may get to test that thought out if Trump makes a little phone call to Clyde...

and asks him to pay a friendly visit to his faithful and loyal pal, Cohen.

[Reader Rabbit]

30. Probably worried about getting the Putin Treatment

Polonium, "suicide," or some other fatal "accident"

[3Hotdogs]

31. If he turned on Donald Trump,

he might get a hot poker up his ass.

[MANative]

32. OK, but take him with you, please. nt

[NurseJackie]

35. Blind loyalty? Or Abject fear?

What I'm hearing is "suicide by falling 50 floors is preferable to what Trump and the Russians might do to me and my family".

[Maven]

37. Omerta. nt

[KansasKali]

38. Done

Thanks to Trump approved building codes he can just roast in one.

[BoneyardDem]

39. Well that would be an interesting turn of events....jumping out of a building.

of course he didn't say which floor, and he is an attorney, so take that for what it's worth.

[bluestarone]

40. Please do you have a favorite window? Here

Let me open the SOB for you!!!!!!!

[dembotoz]

41. i hear trump tower due to the fire has an apt with a window missing....hey mike be my guest

just be sure to let fox know so that they can film it and trump can blame it on obama

[malaise]

42. Trump Tower?

OK

[louis-t]

44. Ted Knight in Caddyshack....

"We-lll, we're WAITING.."

[SoCalMusicLover]

55. nt

[louis-t]

59. !!!

[LS_Editor]

63. Keep it fair, keep it fair.

While handing the referee money is my favorite line.

[GallopingGhost]

46. So he'd rather spend

the rest of his life in prison rather than turn on a guy who wouldn't hesitate a snake's second to throw him under the bus. Interesting.

[PunksMom]

93. Im thinking

it may be the Russians he fears most.

[ProudLib72]

47. David Lee Roth has a little advice for Cohen

[herding cats]

48. Mmm hmm, and Sam Nunberg was willing to go to prison for Roger Stone.

Instead he complied with the subpoena for communications and testified as requested.

What's is with all these nutty grandiose claims of loyalty?

[kacekwl]

49. trump tower has a few broken windows around the 50th floor

Mr. Cohen. Have at it.

[Mr. Ected]

51. Nothing a little ammonia and elbow grease wouldn't remove from the pavement in a jiffy

We've got our "fixer", too. He works for NYC Public Services. A mop, a squeegee, and a little TLC and we'll be rid of Michael Cohen in no time.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

53. Please proceed

[BootinUp]

122. +1

[Hekate]

56. Okay

[Mr.Bill]

58. Can we show you

to the elevator, Mr. Cohen?

[shanny]

61. He may get that chance. nt

[spanone]

62. Mikey, it might be hard to do when the building windows have bars on them

[krispos42]

64. either way, I'm good with it. n/t

[EffieBlack]

65. Nicolle Wallace had a great response to this:

“Where does ‘Telling the truth to the feds” on his list?

[lindysalsagal]

66. Exactly how many floors are we talking?

Cause I need 10-11 at the very least.

[Solly Mack]

67. Am I supposed to be impressed?

[ecstatic]

68. Umm... he should be careful. I'm sure many other criminals

(besides trump) want to prevent him from talking as well. Don't give them any ideas, Cohen! We need you alive to serve your prison sentence!

[global1]

69. This Could Get Confusing....

we won't know if he jumped or was pushed.

[Hassler]

70. If he falls out of a window moving a bathtub, we'll know who pushed him

[DinahMoeHum]

71. Just remember, it's not the fall that kills ya. . .

. . .it's the sudden stop.

[Corgigal]

72. Why is he still talking?

Shut up, you fool. What kind of attorney would talk after a federal raid? This one.

[woodsprite]

73. I'm sure with the company they keep, that something like that would be a worry. n/t

[hopeforchange2008]

76. Thats what she said...

[NCjack]

79. Hey, Mike: Don't jump. It's never too late to put a pistol

to your head and blow your brains out. But first, write a full, detailed confession before Trump's new fixer comes to visit you.

[Sedona]

81. I'm sure Mr. Putin can have that arranged

[meadowlander]

82. They're both good options...

but I think the second one has the benefit of at least partially making up for some of the damage you've caused in your worthless life.

[magicarpet]

86. We'll try them both..

Today we start with you jump from the 25th floor to the pavement.

Tomorrow we can give the other idea a whirl.

Then compare the two results and see which one works best for ya.

[Golden Raisin]

83. Nikolai Gorokhov "fell" from a 4th floor window.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

84. Cohen is not a master lawyer, despite what the tRumpLickers say

Michael Cohen is a very smart lawyer and person. He know how dirty this game is. It’s a good bet he anticipated this aggression from the Mueller camp.
52 posted on 4/9/2018, 5:47:22 PM by Hostage (Article V)

Actually, I think this is going to backfire on Mueller and Ms Daniels {...} I seriously doubt that Cohen and Trump are stupid enough to leave a paper trail that Mueller can use against them
213 posted on 4/9/2018, 7:46:19 PM by rdcbn

[docgee]

85. Isn't that just admitting he knows dt has committed a crime?

What would he turn on him for otherwise?

[Kurt V.]

88. it absolutely is.

we're lucky these guys are so fucking stupid.

[Kirk Lover]

87. Nope..,neither...you rot your corrupt ass in jail. There is enough evidence that we don't need his

pathetic testimony.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

89. A little off topic but...

I seem to remember a story about Dons love of recording stuff and using technical(?) equipment to do nasty stuff. Not only did he have all the rooms in Mara Lago set up to a switchboard where he could listen in on everyone, he also had a standard trick he'd use to bed someones wife. Something like hooking the mans wife up w a street walker then getting the woman in his office. he'd call the guy on speaker phone and ask how the hooker was in front of the wife. then while she was reeling(?) from the new found info...take advantage of her. Probably recording that too.This guy is a Class A piece of work, and had wayyyy too much time on his hands and too much money. His buddies like Cohen and the Nixon tattoo guy, (to name two), would encourage him and help w the gymnastics. Just to get laid, or screw over a business partner. Honestly, NOTHING is beyond dt. To think the guy QUIT using the old recording device trick etc. to blackmail people would be the height of fallacy. I'm SURE Cohen knows a LOT of really dark stuff about dt and could talk for days. I would put nothing past dt including having ties to the mob, and possibly information on some missing persons in NY and NJ over the years. The list could be long...but it's about to be finite. Mobsters throwing people out tall building windows, is standard ops.

[LiberalFighter]

90. He does have an office in Trump Tower.

[Blue_true]

109. He may want to avoid that and the Russian Embassy.

The guy likely knows a lot. He could be a dead man walking. But Mueller and his team are smart, they are likely five moves ahead of that Trump gang and likely have a lot of phones tapped or have warrants ready to go.

[Honeycombe8]

92. We'll see...when those jail bars close in front of your face, and you're standing there alone....

in a little orange jumpsuit...the world looks a little different. You may take a different view of who is your friend and who is not, and of loyalty oaths.

OTOH, it's possible that Trump IS like a mob boss, and Cohen might not be allowed to snitch. Trump, a man who wants to kill the families of terrorists as punishment, might be willing to threaten ruination of the lives of family members.

[dlk]

94. Have it Your Way...

[Bob Loblaw]

95. Jump out of my house

It isn't tall enough to kill you but I'd be willing to dig a pit if it would help.

[kentuck]

96. If he is offered a choice between 12 years in prison and 2 years in prison?

Which door would he take?

And what could he give them in return?

[Azathoth]

97. "But in light of the 50 year sentence I'm facing, I feel as if I have no choice"

"It wasn't my fault, Don! They made me!"

[Blue_true]

98. Hopefully soon he gets to make that choice. nt

[blake2012]

100. Good. Cuz Putin is good at arranging for people

To mysteriously jump out of windows. I am sure Trump would be fond of that as well.

[orangecrush]

114. Beat me to it!

[JenniferJuniper]

101. I'd rather have ice cream for dinner...

but I'm going to be sensible instead.

[forgotmylogin]

105. Counsel, you may proceed. (n/t)

[syringis]

106. Hi Bearsfootball516

If those words age as well as these, he will not jump out of whatever, anytime soon...

[RandySF]

108. .

[jalan48]

110. He's signaling the mob that he won't snitch. He must be sacred.

[NastyRiffraff]

111. My bet is he's just blowing smoke

He doesn't strike me as the type who'd sacrifice himself for ANYONE.

AND he's always a blowhard. It's hard to believe anything he says.

[vkkv]

112. The ANSWER HAS to be ONE or the OTHER !! HEY, IT'S HIS EQUATION !!

[BootinUp]

123. +1

[njhoneybadger]

115. Than turn on Putin

[MrScorpio]

116. As if Trump would ever put any money on his commissary

[tavernier]

117. Wow.

How sad because

1. You are young with a lot to live for.

2. He would never do that for you.

[ThoughtCriminal]

118. Putin prefers the Polonium Cocktail

But will allow you to jump.

[mnmoderatedem]

119. can't he do both?

[roamer65]

120. Then rot in prison for the rest of your scummy life, Cohen.

[Tatiana]

124. He's scared. Trump must have a lot on him.

Not sure if this could be a MAD (mutually assured destruction) or what...

[CentralMass]

126. That would probably be the end result.

[chuckstevens]

127. If they got the incriminating documents on Trump first, knock yourself out!

[KTM]

128. Hahahahaha

The picture you chose to add to this post is PERFECT.

[DrDan]

129. what does he mean - ". . . . than turn on Donald Trump"

turn him on . . . or turn on him?

Either way - not a pleasant thought.

[klook]

131. LOL

Cohen speaks for millions of women.