Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:43 PM

bearsfootball516 (6,349 posts)

Michael Cohen today: "I'd rather jump out of a building than turn on Donald Trump."

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Not exactly words that scream innocence from Trump's personal lawyer.

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Michael Cohen today: "I'd rather jump out of a building than turn on Donald Trump." (Original post)	bearsfootball516	Apr 2018	OP
Better have 24-7 watch on this guy...	pbmus	Apr 2018	#1
For suicide or suicided?	keithbvadu2	Apr 2018	#78
How fucking tall? What a snake. n/t	rzemanfl	Apr 2018	#2
First floor, could get . . .	HuskyOffset	Apr 2018	#74
Not if he knows how to land. n/t	rzemanfl	Apr 2018	#113
And trump* would rather push him out of a building, than to risk him turning	Siwsan	Apr 2018	#3
Amen. Trumps loyalty is about an inch deep. Why do these assholes commit to this guy?	anneboleyn	Apr 2018	#34
That's a question for the ages.	Siwsan	Apr 2018	#36
He is saying that he will suicide himself first. nt	Blue_true	Apr 2018	#99
Just wait until the consequences are square in his face	Siwsan	Apr 2018	#102
Simple. They're all mobbed up together.	thegoose	Apr 2018	#77
Ha.. thats the best! and sooo true	Thekaspervote	Apr 2018	#54
Cohen Is Going To Go The Manafort Route	SoCalMusicLover	Apr 2018	#4
Same result either way.	dameatball	Apr 2018	#5
I'm cool with either choice eom	Maeve	Apr 2018	#6
Does he think he'll get a pardon	MontanaMama	Apr 2018	#7
That's the only reason I think he's saying this.	smirkymonkey	Apr 2018	#107
Trump may arrange the opportunity there, Michael Cohen	rurallib	Apr 2018	#8
No need to jump, just move into one of his buildings...	Behind the Aegis	Apr 2018	#9
"I'd rather drink urine than turn on Donald Trump."	trueblue2007	Apr 2018	#16
That could be a twofer. Donald is weird. Just sayin' n/t	rzemanfl	Apr 2018	#33
"I'd rather replace my Nutella with his poo."	SummerSnow	Apr 2018	#52
he could not see the difference on his morning toast. HE IS TOO STUPID to see it was poop.	trueblue2007	Apr 2018	#60
He'd probably sell it on eBay like a holy relic	dalton99a	Apr 2018	#130
Oooh!	PJMcK	Apr 2018	#25
No need to get all fired up Cohen! nt	ProudLib72	Apr 2018	#43
Living in a Trump building has been known to cause death.	keithbvadu2	Apr 2018	#80
"I'd rather eat worms than turn on Donald Trump."	trueblue2007	Apr 2018	#10
"I'd rather eat dog poop than turn on Donald Trump."	trueblue2007	Apr 2018	#12
Jump mutha fukka	we can do it	Apr 2018	#11
The only...	Mike Nelson	Apr 2018	#13
And if he did jump	MyOwnPeace	Apr 2018	#14
Adios, Cohen	Cha	Apr 2018	#15
😂	sheshe2	Apr 2018	#91
+1	BootinUp	Apr 2018	#121
Might equate to the same thing. nt.	NCTraveler	Apr 2018	#17
IMHO, you can take that two different ways.	Tommy_Carcetti	Apr 2018	#18
If it's two, it's the latter half.	BlueStater	Apr 2018	#57
Sounds like your basic mobster lawyer. n/t	pnwmom	Apr 2018	#19
Allow me to show you to the window.	JDC	Apr 2018	#20
Is it wrong to ask him to "prove it!"?	Behind the Aegis	Apr 2018	#21
Translation: "I'll buckle in 3 weeks, get me a good offer" (nt)	apnu	Apr 2018	#22
Does he have a wife or children? That's got to make them feel loved.	rainin	Apr 2018	#23
Yes. Donny Duetsch talked to him about this.	Ilsa	Apr 2018	#45
Lawrence had a woman on last night	SonofDonald	Apr 2018	#50
Yup, Cohen's a real sweetheart	Poiuyt	Apr 2018	#103
I wouldn't walk on the same side of the street with cohen.	Ilsa	Apr 2018	#125
Here's your sign:	ret5hd	Apr 2018	#24
In a movie this would be considered foreshadowing	lame54	Apr 2018	#26
LOL	volstork	Apr 2018	#75
Lol! I keep trying to post another word but autocorrect changes it.	yardwork	Apr 2018	#104
Spoken like a true criminal	C_U_L8R	Apr 2018	#27
He's more afraid of concrete shoes if it looks like he will snitch......	ollie10	Apr 2018	#28
He may get to test that thought out if Trump makes a little phone call to Clyde...	Frustratedlady	Apr 2018	#29
Probably worried about getting the Putin Treatment	Reader Rabbit	Apr 2018	#30
If he turned on Donald Trump,	3Hotdogs	Apr 2018	#31
OK, but take him with you, please. nt	MANative	Apr 2018	#32
Blind loyalty? Or Abject fear?	NurseJackie	Apr 2018	#35
Omerta. nt	Maven	Apr 2018	#37
Done	KansasKali	Apr 2018	#38
Well that would be an interesting turn of events....jumping out of a building.	BoneyardDem	Apr 2018	#39
Please do you have a favorite window? Here	bluestarone	Apr 2018	#40
i hear trump tower due to the fire has an apt with a window missing....hey mike be my guest	dembotoz	Apr 2018	#41
Trump Tower?	malaise	Apr 2018	#42
Ted Knight in Caddyshack....	louis-t	Apr 2018	#44
nt	SoCalMusicLover	Apr 2018	#55
!!!	louis-t	Apr 2018	#59
Keep it fair, keep it fair.	LS_Editor	Apr 2018	#63
So he'd rather spend	GallopingGhost	Apr 2018	#46
Im thinking	PunksMom	Apr 2018	#93
David Lee Roth has a little advice for Cohen	ProudLib72	Apr 2018	#47
Mmm hmm, and Sam Nunberg was willing to go to prison for Roger Stone.	herding cats	Apr 2018	#48
trump tower has a few broken windows around the 50th floor	kacekwl	Apr 2018	#49
Nothing a little ammonia and elbow grease wouldn't remove from the pavement in a jiffy	Mr. Ected	Apr 2018	#51
Please proceed	Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin	Apr 2018	#53
+1	BootinUp	Apr 2018	#122
Okay	Hekate	Apr 2018	#56
Can we show you	Mr.Bill	Apr 2018	#58
He may get that chance. nt	shanny	Apr 2018	#61
Mikey, it might be hard to do when the building windows have bars on them	spanone	Apr 2018	#62
either way, I'm good with it. n/t	krispos42	Apr 2018	#64
Nicolle Wallace had a great response to this:	EffieBlack	Apr 2018	#65
Exactly how many floors are we talking?	lindysalsagal	Apr 2018	#66
Am I supposed to be impressed?	Solly Mack	Apr 2018	#67
Umm... he should be careful. I'm sure many other criminals	ecstatic	Apr 2018	#68
This Could Get Confusing....	global1	Apr 2018	#69
If he falls out of a window moving a bathtub, we'll know who pushed him	Hassler	Apr 2018	#70
Just remember, it's not the fall that kills ya. . .	DinahMoeHum	Apr 2018	#71
Why is he still talking?	Corgigal	Apr 2018	#72
I'm sure with the company they keep, that something like that would be a worry. n/t	woodsprite	Apr 2018	#73
Thats what she said...	hopeforchange2008	Apr 2018	#76
Hey, Mike: Don't jump. It's never too late to put a pistol	NCjack	Apr 2018	#79
I'm sure Mr. Putin can have that arranged	Sedona	Apr 2018	#81
They're both good options...	meadowlander	Apr 2018	#82
We'll try them both..	magicarpet	Apr 2018	#86
Nikolai Gorokhov "fell" from a 4th floor window.	Golden Raisin	Apr 2018	#83
Cohen is not a master lawyer, despite what the tRumpLickers say	Bernardo de La Paz	Apr 2018	#84
Isn't that just admitting he knows dt has committed a crime?	docgee	Apr 2018	#85
it absolutely is.	Kurt V.	Apr 2018	#88
Nope..,neither...you rot your corrupt ass in jail. There is enough evidence that we don't need his	Kirk Lover	Apr 2018	#87
A little off topic but...	Crutchez_CuiBono	Apr 2018	#89
He does have an office in Trump Tower.	LiberalFighter	Apr 2018	#90
He may want to avoid that and the Russian Embassy.	Blue_true	Apr 2018	#109
We'll see...when those jail bars close in front of your face, and you're standing there alone....	Honeycombe8	Apr 2018	#92
Have it Your Way...	dlk	Apr 2018	#94
Jump out of my house	Bob Loblaw	Apr 2018	#95
If he is offered a choice between 12 years in prison and 2 years in prison?	kentuck	Apr 2018	#96
"But in light of the 50 year sentence I'm facing, I feel as if I have no choice"	Azathoth	Apr 2018	#97
Hopefully soon he gets to make that choice. nt	Blue_true	Apr 2018	#98
Good. Cuz Putin is good at arranging for people	blake2012	Apr 2018	#100
Beat me to it!	orangecrush	Apr 2018	#114
I'd rather have ice cream for dinner...	JenniferJuniper	Apr 2018	#101
Counsel, you may proceed. (n/t)	forgotmylogin	Apr 2018	#105
Hi Bearsfootball516	syringis	Apr 2018	#106
.	RandySF	Apr 2018	#108
He's signaling the mob that he won't snitch. He must be sacred.	jalan48	Apr 2018	#110
My bet is he's just blowing smoke	NastyRiffraff	Apr 2018	#111
The ANSWER HAS to be ONE or the OTHER !! HEY, IT'S HIS EQUATION !!	vkkv	Apr 2018	#112
+1	BootinUp	Apr 2018	#123
Than turn on Putin	njhoneybadger	Apr 2018	#115
As if Trump would ever put any money on his commissary	MrScorpio	Apr 2018	#116
Wow.	tavernier	Apr 2018	#117
Putin prefers the Polonium Cocktail	ThoughtCriminal	Apr 2018	#118
can't he do both?	mnmoderatedem	Apr 2018	#119
Then rot in prison for the rest of your scummy life, Cohen.	roamer65	Apr 2018	#120
He's scared. Trump must have a lot on him.	Tatiana	Apr 2018	#124
That would probably be the end result.	CentralMass	Apr 2018	#126
If they got the incriminating documents on Trump first, knock yourself out!	chuckstevens	Apr 2018	#127
Hahahahaha	KTM	Apr 2018	#128
what does he mean - ". . . . than turn on Donald Trump"	DrDan	Apr 2018	#129
LOL	klook	Apr 2018	#131

Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:45 PM

pbmus (12,392 posts)

1. Better have 24-7 watch on this guy...

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:20 PM

keithbvadu2 (31,852 posts)

78. For suicide or suicided?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:46 PM

rzemanfl (29,178 posts)

2. How fucking tall? What a snake. n/t

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

HuskyOffset (820 posts)

74. First floor, could get . . .

. . . a hardcore sprain.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:38 PM

rzemanfl (29,178 posts)

113. Not if he knows how to land. n/t

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:46 PM

Siwsan (24,643 posts)

3. And trump* would rather push him out of a building, than to risk him turning

Not a doubt in my mind.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:18 PM

anneboleyn (5,611 posts)

34. Amen. Trumps loyalty is about an inch deep. Why do these assholes commit to this guy?

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Response to anneboleyn (Reply #34)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:21 PM

Siwsan (24,643 posts)

36. That's a question for the ages.

However, I'm betting the threat of an extended prison sentence might change his tune.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:51 PM

Blue_true (31,261 posts)

99. He is saying that he will suicide himself first. nt

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:55 PM

Siwsan (24,643 posts)

102. Just wait until the consequences are square in his face

The Mueller team seems to be very proficient at flipping people. And if he is so stupid as to take the bullet, lose his license and do prison time, thinking trump* will take care of him and his family, he's a fool.

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Response to anneboleyn (Reply #34)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:18 PM

thegoose (3,115 posts)

77. Simple. They're all mobbed up together.

Nothing to do with loyalty. Just keeping their throats from being slit from ear to ear.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:51 PM

Thekaspervote (29,646 posts)

54. Ha.. thats the best! and sooo true

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:48 PM

SoCalMusicLover (3,194 posts)

4. Cohen Is Going To Go The Manafort Route

All of those who actually believe there is a chance he's going to turn on Drumpf, have no clue what they're thinking. Cohen is part of the cult, and cult members don't turn on one another.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:48 PM

dameatball (7,181 posts)

5. Same result either way.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:50 PM

Maeve (41,650 posts)

6. I'm cool with either choice eom

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:50 PM

MontanaMama (22,016 posts)

7. Does he think he'll get a pardon

from the Dotard? I guess that's possible.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:08 PM

smirkymonkey (63,221 posts)

107. That's the only reason I think he's saying this.

A pardon is his only chance because he's definitely going down. I doubt very much he is swearing loyalty to Trump out of the good of his heart.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:51 PM

rurallib (60,791 posts)

8. Trump may arrange the opportunity there, Michael Cohen

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:53 PM

Behind the Aegis (52,144 posts)

9. No need to jump, just move into one of his buildings...

...maybe you won't have to jump.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

trueblue2007 (16,497 posts)

16. "I'd rather drink urine than turn on Donald Trump."

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:17 PM

rzemanfl (29,178 posts)

33. That could be a twofer. Donald is weird. Just sayin' n/t

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:51 PM

SummerSnow (12,608 posts)

52. "I'd rather replace my Nutella with his poo."

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:06 PM

trueblue2007 (16,497 posts)

60. he could not see the difference on his morning toast. HE IS TOO STUPID to see it was poop.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 10:23 PM

dalton99a (75,580 posts)

130. He'd probably sell it on eBay like a holy relic

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:09 PM

PJMcK (20,235 posts)

25. Oooh!

That's gonna burn.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:32 PM

ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)

43. No need to get all fired up Cohen! nt

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:22 PM

keithbvadu2 (31,852 posts)

80. Living in a Trump building has been known to cause death.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:54 PM

trueblue2007 (16,497 posts)

10. "I'd rather eat worms than turn on Donald Trump."

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:54 PM

trueblue2007 (16,497 posts)

12. "I'd rather eat dog poop than turn on Donald Trump."

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:54 PM

we can do it (11,406 posts)

11. Jump mutha fukka

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

Mike Nelson (9,450 posts)

13. The only...

...humanitarian thing to do is lock him up now, and keep him on suicide watch until trial.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

MyOwnPeace (16,417 posts)

14. And if he did jump

they'd blame it on Hillary or Obama!

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

Cha (286,480 posts)

15. Adios, Cohen

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:39 PM

sheshe2 (79,441 posts)

91. 😂

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:19 PM

BootinUp (44,336 posts)

121. +1

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:56 PM

NCTraveler (30,481 posts)

17. Might equate to the same thing. nt.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:58 PM

Tommy_Carcetti (42,272 posts)

18. IMHO, you can take that two different ways.

1. Michael Cohen is an extremely, extremely loyal guy to Donald Trump, a la Doug Stamper in House of Cards.

or

2. Prison is a far better fate than crossing Donald Trump and/or the people he does business with.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:54 PM

BlueStater (7,596 posts)

57. If it's two, it's the latter half.

Trump himself is just a pathetic, whiny wuss with a huge-ass mouth.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:00 PM

pnwmom (107,968 posts)

19. Sounds like your basic mobster lawyer. n/t

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:02 PM

JDC (9,639 posts)

20. Allow me to show you to the window.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:03 PM

Behind the Aegis (52,144 posts)

21. Is it wrong to ask him to "prove it!"?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:04 PM

apnu (8,656 posts)

22. Translation: "I'll buckle in 3 weeks, get me a good offer" (nt)

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:07 PM

rainin (2,975 posts)

23. Does he have a wife or children? That's got to make them feel loved.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:35 PM

Ilsa (61,225 posts)

45. Yes. Donny Duetsch talked to him about this.

Told him it might all eventually boil down to Cohen doing 20 years and not seeing his kids grow up, or turning on the man who created this mess.

Donny Duetsch said Cohen is really a likeable person, in spite of the nasty persona he shows on TV.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:44 PM

SonofDonald (2,050 posts)

50. Lawrence had a woman on last night

That sure seemed like his biggest fan, Cohen that is, not one bad word or thought about cohen, I don't know why he had her on because she wasn't reporting on an interview she had with cohen, she was literally defending him.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:58 PM

Poiuyt (17,767 posts)

103. Yup, Cohen's a real sweetheart

“You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word ‘rape,’ and I’m going to mess your life up…for as long as you’re on this frickin’ planet … you’re going to have judgments against you, so much money, you’ll never know how to get out from underneath it,” Michael Cohen, special counsel to Trump, told The Daily Beast reporter Tim Mak.

“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen said. “So I’m warning you, tread very f****ing lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be f***ing disgusting. You understand me?”

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:31 PM

Ilsa (61,225 posts)

125. I wouldn't walk on the same side of the street with cohen.

I wouldn't trust him to not trip me into traffic just for grins.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:09 PM

ret5hd (19,289 posts)

24. Here's your sign:

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:11 PM

lame54 (34,001 posts)

26. In a movie this would be considered foreshadowing

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:16 PM

volstork (5,305 posts)

75. LOL

How true

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:59 PM

yardwork (56,795 posts)

104. Lol! I keep trying to post another word but autocorrect changes it.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

C_U_L8R (43,897 posts)

27. Spoken like a true criminal

Ordinary people just don't say things like this

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

ollie10 (2,091 posts)

28. He's more afraid of concrete shoes if it looks like he will snitch......

I think most people would prefer falling off a building to drowning.....

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

Frustratedlady (16,254 posts)

29. He may get to test that thought out if Trump makes a little phone call to Clyde...

and asks him to pay a friendly visit to his faithful and loyal pal, Cohen.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

Reader Rabbit (2,603 posts)

30. Probably worried about getting the Putin Treatment

Polonium, "suicide," or some other fatal "accident"

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

3Hotdogs (10,383 posts)

31. If he turned on Donald Trump,

he might get a hot poker up his ass.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:17 PM

MANative (4,081 posts)

32. OK, but take him with you, please. nt

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:20 PM

NurseJackie (42,862 posts)

35. Blind loyalty? Or Abject fear?

What I'm hearing is "suicide by falling 50 floors is preferable to what Trump and the Russians might do to me and my family".

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:22 PM

Maven (10,533 posts)

37. Omerta. nt

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:27 PM

KansasKali (105 posts)

38. Done

Thanks to Trump approved building codes he can just roast in one.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:29 PM

BoneyardDem (1,202 posts)

39. Well that would be an interesting turn of events....jumping out of a building.

of course he didn't say which floor, and he is an attorney, so take that for what it's worth.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:29 PM

bluestarone (15,085 posts)

40. Please do you have a favorite window? Here

Let me open the SOB for you!!!!!!!

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:31 PM

dembotoz (16,049 posts)

41. i hear trump tower due to the fire has an apt with a window missing....hey mike be my guest

just be sure to let fox know so that they can film it and trump can blame it on obama

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:31 PM

malaise (256,846 posts)

42. Trump Tower?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:34 PM

louis-t (22,602 posts)

44. Ted Knight in Caddyshack....

"We-lll, we're WAITING.."

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:52 PM

SoCalMusicLover (3,194 posts)

55. nt

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:58 PM

louis-t (22,602 posts)

59. !!!

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:08 PM

LS_Editor (893 posts)

63. Keep it fair, keep it fair.

While handing the referee money is my favorite line.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:36 PM

GallopingGhost (2,404 posts)

46. So he'd rather spend

the rest of his life in prison rather than turn on a guy who wouldn't hesitate a snake's second to throw him under the bus. Interesting.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:40 PM

PunksMom (440 posts)

93. Im thinking

it may be the Russians he fears most.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:36 PM

ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)

47. David Lee Roth has a little advice for Cohen

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:37 PM

herding cats (18,983 posts)

48. Mmm hmm, and Sam Nunberg was willing to go to prison for Roger Stone.

Instead he complied with the subpoena for communications and testified as requested.

What's is with all these nutty grandiose claims of loyalty?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:44 PM

kacekwl (6,810 posts)

49. trump tower has a few broken windows around the 50th floor

Mr. Cohen. Have at it.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:49 PM

Mr. Ected (9,347 posts)

51. Nothing a little ammonia and elbow grease wouldn't remove from the pavement in a jiffy

We've got our "fixer", too. He works for NYC Public Services. A mop, a squeegee, and a little TLC and we'll be rid of Michael Cohen in no time.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:51 PM

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (99,364 posts)

53. Please proceed

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:21 PM

BootinUp (44,336 posts)

122. +1

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:53 PM

Hekate (84,045 posts)

56. Okay

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:57 PM

Mr.Bill (20,944 posts)

58. Can we show you

to the elevator, Mr. Cohen?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:07 PM

shanny (6,709 posts)

61. He may get that chance. nt

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:07 PM

spanone (133,778 posts)

62. Mikey, it might be hard to do when the building windows have bars on them

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:09 PM

krispos42 (49,445 posts)

64. either way, I'm good with it. n/t

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:10 PM

EffieBlack (14,249 posts)

65. Nicolle Wallace had a great response to this:

“Where does ‘Telling the truth to the feds” on his list?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:11 PM

lindysalsagal (19,301 posts)

66. Exactly how many floors are we talking?

Cause I need 10-11 at the very least.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:11 PM

Solly Mack (89,366 posts)

67. Am I supposed to be impressed?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:11 PM

ecstatic (31,214 posts)

68. Umm... he should be careful. I'm sure many other criminals

(besides trump) want to prevent him from talking as well. Don't give them any ideas, Cohen! We need you alive to serve your prison sentence!

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:12 PM

global1 (24,564 posts)

69. This Could Get Confusing....

we won't know if he jumped or was pushed.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

Hassler (2,906 posts)

70. If he falls out of a window moving a bathtub, we'll know who pushed him

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

DinahMoeHum (21,284 posts)

71. Just remember, it's not the fall that kills ya. . .

. . .it's the sudden stop.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

Corgigal (9,291 posts)

72. Why is he still talking?

Shut up, you fool. What kind of attorney would talk after a federal raid? This one.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

woodsprite (11,534 posts)

73. I'm sure with the company they keep, that something like that would be a worry. n/t

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:16 PM

hopeforchange2008 (610 posts)

76. Thats what she said...

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:21 PM

NCjack (10,165 posts)

79. Hey, Mike: Don't jump. It's never too late to put a pistol

to your head and blow your brains out. But first, write a full, detailed confession before Trump's new fixer comes to visit you.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:23 PM

Sedona (3,684 posts)

81. I'm sure Mr. Putin can have that arranged

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:23 PM

meadowlander (4,068 posts)

82. They're both good options...

but I think the second one has the benefit of at least partially making up for some of the damage you've caused in your worthless life.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:31 PM

magicarpet (12,861 posts)

86. We'll try them both..

Today we start with you jump from the 25th floor to the pavement.

Tomorrow we can give the other idea a whirl.

Then compare the two results and see which one works best for ya.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:28 PM

Golden Raisin (4,483 posts)

83. Nikolai Gorokhov "fell" from a 4th floor window.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:29 PM

Bernardo de La Paz (45,595 posts)

84. Cohen is not a master lawyer, despite what the tRumpLickers say

Michael Cohen is a very smart lawyer and person. He know how dirty this game is. It’s a good bet he anticipated this aggression from the Mueller camp.
52 posted on 4/9/2018, 5:47:22 PM by Hostage (Article V)

Actually, I think this is going to backfire on Mueller and Ms Daniels {...} I seriously doubt that Cohen and Trump are stupid enough to leave a paper trail that Mueller can use against them
213 posted on 4/9/2018, 7:46:19 PM by rdcbn

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:30 PM

docgee (853 posts)

85. Isn't that just admitting he knows dt has committed a crime?

What would he turn on him for otherwise?

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:35 PM

Kurt V. (5,624 posts)

88. it absolutely is.

we're lucky these guys are so fucking stupid.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:33 PM

Kirk Lover (3,608 posts)

87. Nope..,neither...you rot your corrupt ass in jail. There is enough evidence that we don't need his

pathetic testimony.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:35 PM

Crutchez_CuiBono (7,725 posts)

89. A little off topic but...

I seem to remember a story about Dons love of recording stuff and using technical(?) equipment to do nasty stuff. Not only did he have all the rooms in Mara Lago set up to a switchboard where he could listen in on everyone, he also had a standard trick he'd use to bed someones wife. Something like hooking the mans wife up w a street walker then getting the woman in his office. he'd call the guy on speaker phone and ask how the hooker was in front of the wife. then while she was reeling(?) from the new found info...take advantage of her. Probably recording that too.This guy is a Class A piece of work, and had wayyyy too much time on his hands and too much money. His buddies like Cohen and the Nixon tattoo guy, (to name two), would encourage him and help w the gymnastics. Just to get laid, or screw over a business partner. Honestly, NOTHING is beyond dt. To think the guy QUIT using the old recording device trick etc. to blackmail people would be the height of fallacy. I'm SURE Cohen knows a LOT of really dark stuff about dt and could talk for days. I would put nothing past dt including having ties to the mob, and possibly information on some missing persons in NY and NJ over the years. The list could be long...but it's about to be finite. Mobsters throwing people out tall building windows, is standard ops.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:35 PM

LiberalFighter (46,135 posts)

90. He does have an office in Trump Tower.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:13 PM

Blue_true (31,261 posts)

109. He may want to avoid that and the Russian Embassy.

The guy likely knows a lot. He could be a dead man walking. But Mueller and his team are smart, they are likely five moves ahead of that Trump gang and likely have a lot of phones tapped or have warrants ready to go.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:39 PM

Honeycombe8 (37,648 posts)

92. We'll see...when those jail bars close in front of your face, and you're standing there alone....

in a little orange jumpsuit...the world looks a little different. You may take a different view of who is your friend and who is not, and of loyalty oaths.

OTOH, it's possible that Trump IS like a mob boss, and Cohen might not be allowed to snitch. Trump, a man who wants to kill the families of terrorists as punishment, might be willing to threaten ruination of the lives of family members.

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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:43 PM

dlk (10,516 posts)