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Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:43 PM

Michael Cohen today: "I'd rather jump out of a building than turn on Donald Trump."

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Not exactly words that scream innocence from Trump's personal lawyer.




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Reply Michael Cohen today: "I'd rather jump out of a building than turn on Donald Trump." (Original post)
bearsfootball516 Apr 2018 OP
pbmus Apr 2018 #1
keithbvadu2 Apr 2018 #78
rzemanfl Apr 2018 #2
HuskyOffset Apr 2018 #74
rzemanfl Apr 2018 #113
Siwsan Apr 2018 #3
anneboleyn Apr 2018 #34
Siwsan Apr 2018 #36
Blue_true Apr 2018 #99
Siwsan Apr 2018 #102
thegoose Apr 2018 #77
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SoCalMusicLover Apr 2018 #4
dameatball Apr 2018 #5
Maeve Apr 2018 #6
MontanaMama Apr 2018 #7
smirkymonkey Apr 2018 #107
rurallib Apr 2018 #8
Behind the Aegis Apr 2018 #9
trueblue2007 Apr 2018 #16
rzemanfl Apr 2018 #33
SummerSnow Apr 2018 #52
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dalton99a Apr 2018 #130
PJMcK Apr 2018 #25
ProudLib72 Apr 2018 #43
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we can do it Apr 2018 #11
Mike Nelson Apr 2018 #13
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BootinUp Apr 2018 #121
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pnwmom Apr 2018 #19
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apnu Apr 2018 #22
rainin Apr 2018 #23
Ilsa Apr 2018 #45
SonofDonald Apr 2018 #50
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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:45 PM

1. Better have 24-7 watch on this guy...

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Response to pbmus (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:20 PM

78. For suicide or suicided?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:46 PM

2. How fucking tall? What a snake. n/t

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

74. First floor, could get . . .

. . . a hardcore sprain.

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Response to HuskyOffset (Reply #74)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:38 PM

113. Not if he knows how to land. n/t

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:46 PM

3. And trump* would rather push him out of a building, than to risk him turning

Not a doubt in my mind.

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Response to Siwsan (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:18 PM

34. Amen. Trumps loyalty is about an inch deep. Why do these assholes commit to this guy?

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Response to anneboleyn (Reply #34)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:21 PM

36. That's a question for the ages.

However, I'm betting the threat of an extended prison sentence might change his tune.

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Response to Siwsan (Reply #36)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:51 PM

99. He is saying that he will suicide himself first. nt

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Response to Blue_true (Reply #99)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:55 PM

102. Just wait until the consequences are square in his face

The Mueller team seems to be very proficient at flipping people. And if he is so stupid as to take the bullet, lose his license and do prison time, thinking trump* will take care of him and his family, he's a fool.

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Response to anneboleyn (Reply #34)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:18 PM

77. Simple. They're all mobbed up together.

Nothing to do with loyalty. Just keeping their throats from being slit from ear to ear.

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Response to Siwsan (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:51 PM

54. Ha.. thats the best! and sooo true

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:48 PM

4. Cohen Is Going To Go The Manafort Route

 

All of those who actually believe there is a chance he's going to turn on Drumpf, have no clue what they're thinking. Cohen is part of the cult, and cult members don't turn on one another.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:48 PM

5. Same result either way.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:50 PM

6. I'm cool with either choice eom

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:50 PM

7. Does he think he'll get a pardon

from the Dotard? I guess that's possible.

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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:08 PM

107. That's the only reason I think he's saying this.

A pardon is his only chance because he's definitely going down. I doubt very much he is swearing loyalty to Trump out of the good of his heart.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:51 PM

8. Trump may arrange the opportunity there, Michael Cohen

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:53 PM

9. No need to jump, just move into one of his buildings...

...maybe you won't have to jump.

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Response to Behind the Aegis (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

16. "I'd rather drink urine than turn on Donald Trump."

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Response to trueblue2007 (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:17 PM

33. That could be a twofer. Donald is weird. Just sayin' n/t

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Response to trueblue2007 (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:51 PM

52. "I'd rather replace my Nutella with his poo."

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Response to SummerSnow (Reply #52)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:06 PM

60. he could not see the difference on his morning toast. HE IS TOO STUPID to see it was poop.

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Response to SummerSnow (Reply #52)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 10:23 PM

130. He'd probably sell it on eBay like a holy relic

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Response to Behind the Aegis (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:09 PM

25. Oooh!

That's gonna burn.

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #25)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:32 PM

43. No need to get all fired up Cohen! nt

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Response to Behind the Aegis (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:22 PM

80. Living in a Trump building has been known to cause death.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:54 PM

10. "I'd rather eat worms than turn on Donald Trump."

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Response to trueblue2007 (Reply #10)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:54 PM

12. "I'd rather eat dog poop than turn on Donald Trump."

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:54 PM

11. Jump mutha fukka

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

13. The only...

...humanitarian thing to do is lock him up now, and keep him on suicide watch until trial.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

14. And if he did jump

they'd blame it on Hillary or Obama!

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:55 PM

15. Adios, Cohen

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Response to Cha (Reply #15)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:39 PM

91. 😂

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Response to Cha (Reply #15)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:19 PM

121. +1

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:56 PM

17. Might equate to the same thing. nt.

 

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 04:58 PM

18. IMHO, you can take that two different ways.

1. Michael Cohen is an extremely, extremely loyal guy to Donald Trump, a la Doug Stamper in House of Cards.

or

2. Prison is a far better fate than crossing Donald Trump and/or the people he does business with.

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #18)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:54 PM

57. If it's two, it's the latter half.

Trump himself is just a pathetic, whiny wuss with a huge-ass mouth.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:00 PM

19. Sounds like your basic mobster lawyer. n/t

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:02 PM

20. Allow me to show you to the window.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:03 PM

21. Is it wrong to ask him to "prove it!"?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:04 PM

22. Translation: "I'll buckle in 3 weeks, get me a good offer" (nt)

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:07 PM

23. Does he have a wife or children? That's got to make them feel loved.

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Response to rainin (Reply #23)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:35 PM

45. Yes. Donny Duetsch talked to him about this.

Told him it might all eventually boil down to Cohen doing 20 years and not seeing his kids grow up, or turning on the man who created this mess.

Donny Duetsch said Cohen is really a likeable person, in spite of the nasty persona he shows on TV.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #45)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:44 PM

50. Lawrence had a woman on last night

That sure seemed like his biggest fan, Cohen that is, not one bad word or thought about cohen, I don't know why he had her on because she wasn't reporting on an interview she had with cohen, she was literally defending him.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #45)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:58 PM

103. Yup, Cohen's a real sweetheart

“You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word ‘rape,’ and I’m going to mess your life up…for as long as you’re on this frickin’ planet … you’re going to have judgments against you, so much money, you’ll never know how to get out from underneath it,” Michael Cohen, special counsel to Trump, told The Daily Beast reporter Tim Mak.

“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen said. “So I’m warning you, tread very f****ing lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be f***ing disgusting. You understand me?”

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Response to Poiuyt (Reply #103)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:31 PM

125. I wouldn't walk on the same side of the street with cohen.

I wouldn't trust him to not trip me into traffic just for grins.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:09 PM

24. Here's your sign:

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:11 PM

26. In a movie this would be considered foreshadowing

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Response to lame54 (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:16 PM

75. LOL

How true

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Response to lame54 (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:59 PM

104. Lol! I keep trying to post another word but autocorrect changes it.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

27. Spoken like a true criminal

Ordinary people just don't say things like this

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

28. He's more afraid of concrete shoes if it looks like he will snitch......

 

I think most people would prefer falling off a building to drowning.....

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

29. He may get to test that thought out if Trump makes a little phone call to Clyde...

and asks him to pay a friendly visit to his faithful and loyal pal, Cohen.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

30. Probably worried about getting the Putin Treatment

Polonium, "suicide," or some other fatal "accident"

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:15 PM

31. If he turned on Donald Trump,

he might get a hot poker up his ass.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:17 PM

32. OK, but take him with you, please. nt

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:20 PM

35. Blind loyalty? Or Abject fear?

What I'm hearing is "suicide by falling 50 floors is preferable to what Trump and the Russians might do to me and my family".

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:22 PM

37. Omerta. nt

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:27 PM

38. Done

Thanks to Trump approved building codes he can just roast in one.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:29 PM

39. Well that would be an interesting turn of events....jumping out of a building.

 

of course he didn't say which floor, and he is an attorney, so take that for what it's worth.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:29 PM

40. Please do you have a favorite window? Here

Let me open the SOB for you!!!!!!!

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:31 PM

41. i hear trump tower due to the fire has an apt with a window missing....hey mike be my guest

just be sure to let fox know so that they can film it and trump can blame it on obama

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:31 PM

42. Trump Tower?

OK

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:34 PM

44. Ted Knight in Caddyshack....

"We-lll, we're WAITING.."

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Response to louis-t (Reply #44)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:52 PM

55. nt

 

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Response to SoCalMusicLover (Reply #55)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:58 PM

59. !!!

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Response to SoCalMusicLover (Reply #55)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:08 PM

63. Keep it fair, keep it fair.

While handing the referee money is my favorite line.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:36 PM

46. So he'd rather spend

the rest of his life in prison rather than turn on a guy who wouldn't hesitate a snake's second to throw him under the bus. Interesting.

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Response to GallopingGhost (Reply #46)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:40 PM

93. Im thinking

it may be the Russians he fears most.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:36 PM

47. David Lee Roth has a little advice for Cohen

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:37 PM

48. Mmm hmm, and Sam Nunberg was willing to go to prison for Roger Stone.

Instead he complied with the subpoena for communications and testified as requested.

What's is with all these nutty grandiose claims of loyalty?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:44 PM

49. trump tower has a few broken windows around the 50th floor

Mr. Cohen. Have at it.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:49 PM

51. Nothing a little ammonia and elbow grease wouldn't remove from the pavement in a jiffy

We've got our "fixer", too. He works for NYC Public Services. A mop, a squeegee, and a little TLC and we'll be rid of Michael Cohen in no time.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:51 PM

53. Please proceed

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Reply #53)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:21 PM

122. +1

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:53 PM

56. Okay

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 05:57 PM

58. Can we show you

to the elevator, Mr. Cohen?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:07 PM

61. He may get that chance. nt

 

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:07 PM

62. Mikey, it might be hard to do when the building windows have bars on them

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:09 PM

64. either way, I'm good with it. n/t

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:10 PM

65. Nicolle Wallace had a great response to this:

“Where does ‘Telling the truth to the feds” on his list?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:11 PM

66. Exactly how many floors are we talking?

Cause I need 10-11 at the very least.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:11 PM

67. Am I supposed to be impressed?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:11 PM

68. Umm... he should be careful. I'm sure many other criminals

(besides trump) want to prevent him from talking as well. Don't give them any ideas, Cohen! We need you alive to serve your prison sentence!

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:12 PM

69. This Could Get Confusing....

we won't know if he jumped or was pushed.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

70. If he falls out of a window moving a bathtub, we'll know who pushed him

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

71. Just remember, it's not the fall that kills ya. . .

. . .it's the sudden stop.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

72. Why is he still talking?

Shut up, you fool. What kind of attorney would talk after a federal raid? This one.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:15 PM

73. I'm sure with the company they keep, that something like that would be a worry. n/t

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:16 PM

76. Thats what she said...

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:21 PM

79. Hey, Mike: Don't jump. It's never too late to put a pistol

to your head and blow your brains out. But first, write a full, detailed confession before Trump's new fixer comes to visit you.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:23 PM

81. I'm sure Mr. Putin can have that arranged

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:23 PM

82. They're both good options...

but I think the second one has the benefit of at least partially making up for some of the damage you've caused in your worthless life.

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Response to meadowlander (Reply #82)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:31 PM

86. We'll try them both..

Today we start with you jump from the 25th floor to the pavement.

Tomorrow we can give the other idea a whirl.

Then compare the two results and see which one works best for ya.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:28 PM

83. Nikolai Gorokhov "fell" from a 4th floor window.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:29 PM

84. Cohen is not a master lawyer, despite what the tRumpLickers say


Michael Cohen is a very smart lawyer and person. He know how dirty this game is. It’s a good bet he anticipated this aggression from the Mueller camp.
52 posted on 4/9/2018, 5:47:22 PM by Hostage (Article V)


Actually, I think this is going to backfire on Mueller and Ms Daniels {...} I seriously doubt that Cohen and Trump are stupid enough to leave a paper trail that Mueller can use against them
213 posted on 4/9/2018, 7:46:19 PM by rdcbn


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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:30 PM

85. Isn't that just admitting he knows dt has committed a crime?

What would he turn on him for otherwise?

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Response to docgee (Reply #85)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:35 PM

88. it absolutely is.

we're lucky these guys are so fucking stupid.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:33 PM

87. Nope..,neither...you rot your corrupt ass in jail. There is enough evidence that we don't need his

 

pathetic testimony.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:35 PM

89. A little off topic but...

I seem to remember a story about Dons love of recording stuff and using technical(?) equipment to do nasty stuff. Not only did he have all the rooms in Mara Lago set up to a switchboard where he could listen in on everyone, he also had a standard trick he'd use to bed someones wife. Something like hooking the mans wife up w a street walker then getting the woman in his office. he'd call the guy on speaker phone and ask how the hooker was in front of the wife. then while she was reeling(?) from the new found info...take advantage of her. Probably recording that too.This guy is a Class A piece of work, and had wayyyy too much time on his hands and too much money. His buddies like Cohen and the Nixon tattoo guy, (to name two), would encourage him and help w the gymnastics. Just to get laid, or screw over a business partner. Honestly, NOTHING is beyond dt. To think the guy QUIT using the old recording device trick etc. to blackmail people would be the height of fallacy. I'm SURE Cohen knows a LOT of really dark stuff about dt and could talk for days. I would put nothing past dt including having ties to the mob, and possibly information on some missing persons in NY and NJ over the years. The list could be long...but it's about to be finite. Mobsters throwing people out tall building windows, is standard ops.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:35 PM

90. He does have an office in Trump Tower.

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Response to LiberalFighter (Reply #90)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:13 PM

109. He may want to avoid that and the Russian Embassy.

The guy likely knows a lot. He could be a dead man walking. But Mueller and his team are smart, they are likely five moves ahead of that Trump gang and likely have a lot of phones tapped or have warrants ready to go.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:39 PM

92. We'll see...when those jail bars close in front of your face, and you're standing there alone....

in a little orange jumpsuit...the world looks a little different. You may take a different view of who is your friend and who is not, and of loyalty oaths.

OTOH, it's possible that Trump IS like a mob boss, and Cohen might not be allowed to snitch. Trump, a man who wants to kill the families of terrorists as punishment, might be willing to threaten ruination of the lives of family members.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:43 PM

94. Have it Your Way...

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:43 PM

95. Jump out of my house

It isn't tall enough to kill you but I'd be willing to dig a pit if it would help.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:47 PM

96. If he is offered a choice between 12 years in prison and 2 years in prison?

Which door would he take?

And what could he give them in return?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:48 PM

97. "But in light of the 50 year sentence I'm facing, I feel as if I have no choice"

"It wasn't my fault, Don! They made me!"

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:49 PM

98. Hopefully soon he gets to make that choice. nt

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:52 PM

100. Good. Cuz Putin is good at arranging for people

 

To mysteriously jump out of windows. I am sure Trump would be fond of that as well.

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Response to blake2012 (Reply #100)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:39 PM

114. Beat me to it!

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:53 PM

101. I'd rather have ice cream for dinner...

but I'm going to be sensible instead.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:00 PM

105. Counsel, you may proceed. (n/t)

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:08 PM

106. Hi Bearsfootball516

If those words age as well as these, he will not jump out of whatever, anytime soon...






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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:11 PM

108. .

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:20 PM

110. He's signaling the mob that he won't snitch. He must be sacred.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:21 PM

111. My bet is he's just blowing smoke

He doesn't strike me as the type who'd sacrifice himself for ANYONE.

AND he's always a blowhard. It's hard to believe anything he says.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:35 PM

112. The ANSWER HAS to be ONE or the OTHER !! HEY, IT'S HIS EQUATION !!

 


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Response to vkkv (Reply #112)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:24 PM

123. +1

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:42 PM

115. Than turn on Putin

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:45 PM

116. As if Trump would ever put any money on his commissary

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 07:48 PM

117. Wow.

How sad because

1. You are young with a lot to live for.

2. He would never do that for you.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 08:47 PM

118. Putin prefers the Polonium Cocktail

But will allow you to jump.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 08:54 PM

119. can't he do both?

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 08:57 PM

120. Then rot in prison for the rest of your scummy life, Cohen.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:26 PM

124. He's scared. Trump must have a lot on him.

Not sure if this could be a MAD (mutually assured destruction) or what...

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:34 PM

126. That would probably be the end result.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:46 PM

127. If they got the incriminating documents on Trump first, knock yourself out!

 

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 09:58 PM

128. Hahahahaha

 

The picture you chose to add to this post is PERFECT.

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Response to bearsfootball516 (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 10:04 PM

129. what does he mean - ". . . . than turn on Donald Trump"

turn him on . . . or turn on him?

Either way - not a pleasant thought.

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Response to DrDan (Reply #129)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:42 AM

131. LOL

Cohen speaks for millions of women.

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