The Chronicles of Mitt: July 30, 2012
Hello, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better.
The British portion of my trip completed, I am now writing in you from the state of Israel. My advisers were particularly insistent that I compliment my hosts as often as possible during my stay here. I took the opportunity to praise Jewish culture for being so good with money. The Palestinian culture is not nearly so good with money, or so I have heard. Why else would they be so obviously poor? They are like Mexico to our America.
That said, I feel satisfactory bonds with both cultures. As a wealth unit, I value people who are good with money. As the grandson of a Mexican immigrant, however, I also recognize the importance of having a nearby Mexico. My previous lawn care units came from Mexico, I believe. They did an acceptable job, but I had to fire them when I decided to again run for office.
I am off to Poland next. I do not know whether the Polish culture is good with money. I have heard disturbing things about the shoddy state of their submarine fleet, however, which I am looking forward to discussing with them.
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"You Draft-dodging 1% Republican Twits with Cayman-island Tax Havens are all the same: pinche loco."
- Your Former Mexican "Lawn Care Units"
