That Melania striped dress looks like a

[malaise]

prison suit.
Damn that is ugly - note the Con's matching tie

http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/17/melania-striped-prime-minister-of-japan-photos/
LOCK THEM UP!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for the stripped

[MineralMan]

1. Melania Stripped?

I thought she gave up that line of work years ago?

[DetlefK]

6. How dare you! She was a nude model! Not a stripper! She got naked for money! ... Wait.

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahha

Too much of the Pees

[CountAllVotes]

2. ugly

Huge high heels make it all that much uglier!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. Her fashion choices are often odd.

And those high heels are just insane. How is she not sinking into the ground? This dress isn't by any means the worst thing I've seen her in - there was that pink shiny thing.

[CountAllVotes]

33. Her feet are likely deformed from wearing the high heels

I knew a short little woman that wore heels all the time.

By the time she was 29 years old, her feet had become deformed from them.

She had to wear them constantly because if she didn't the pain was horrific.

So she'd run around the house in PJs and heels.

UGH is all I can say other than I've always hated high heels as they really suck!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

39. Years ago, we had a neighbor lady who always wore high heels.

Her achilles tendons had become so shortened as a result that she couldn't wear flats at all or walk flat-footed. She had high-heeled slippers. I ditched those things years ago (and never had anything as high as Melania's).

[CountAllVotes]

43. I tried, believe me

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I threw those damaged things away and have never worn heels since as yes, they really do SUCK! Yeah right ...

[peggysue2]

65. Same thing happened to my mother.

Decades of high-heel wearing (4-5" stilettos) left her with shortened tendons, making flats really painful to wear. I wore them occasionally when I was young and 'dressing up.' Then also ditched them for comfort. Plus when my mother was wearing them back in the day, the toes were very pointy. So, you were not only walking on your toes but jamming your piggies together.

Crazy when you think about it. Don't care how good your legs look, your feet and calves are forever ruined.

[zeusdogmom]

82. I love wearing heels

OK not 4 inch stilettos, but 2-3 inches. Every Sunday - no matter how much the choir has to stand. All of my band concerts. I can even push racks of music stands and chairs across the school from the band room to the auditorium wearing 'em. No corns or bunions on these 70 year old feet. I plan wearing heels until I am ready to push up daisies - and then be buried in them. Rest of the time I am barefoot or in good tennis shoes or hiking boots. I love the way I feel in my heels - strong, confident, and yes I little taller. I am slightly vertically challenged.

The shoes Melania wears look uncomfortable to me, but it is her feet. At least she walks gracefully in them. Gotta give her that.

[Demsrule86]

90. My best friend's mom left instructions that after her death she wanted to be waked and

buried in her favorite four inch heeled pumps...bright red! He daughter did too. It made us smile through our tears.

[malaise]

40. I know several women like that

I gave up heels in my early 30s and realize it was one of my best decisions. For a not young lady, I do have really nice feet - no corns and no bunions. Many of my friends not only have ugly feet, but also have feet that hurt.

[leftieNanner]

56. That's Mar a Lago

It's probably not real grass. Everything there is fake. Her heels can't go into plastic.

But I like the dress! Better than that pink floral sparkly thing that got photoshopped onto a shower curtain!

[CountAllVotes]

67. Festive shower curtain look.

I almost forgot that one = the uniboob festive shower curtain look.



UGLY.

[leftieNanner]

69. Ugh!

That dress actually makes her look fat. And she has a stunning model's figure. Who would look in the mirror and think "that looks GOOD!" I usually like her interesting fashion choices.

Poor Barron.

[Angry Dragon]

38. CFM heels

[Achilleaze]

63. The horror !

Is this what she'll wear in the slammer?

[dixiegrrrrl]

70. Black shoes would have gone with the dress prety well.

The hooker height of the shoes doesn't work tho.

[thegoose]

77. Even in those hilarious heels

She almost comes close to the height of her big, butch 6'3" husband. I call bullshit about not only his weight but his height, too. In the clips they keep showing of Comey shaking hands with the puke, the former FBI director positively towers over him — far more than 6'8" versus 6'3".

But why should we be surprised that he lies about his height and weight? He's the father of lies.

[Madam Mossfern]

83. I disagree

I think it's a nice dress and she pulls it off well.
However, she may want to check herself out in a three way mirror and consider Spanx when she's wearing such a form fitting dress.
Or maybe it's just the angle of the shot.

[CountAllVotes]

85. age is brutal

All the botox in the world won't keep you from sagging. Nope.

[unblock]

3. "striped" and "stripped" are very different things...!

[malaise]

12. ROFL

Pee is everywhere

[unblock]

13. i think in russiagoldenshowergate donnie did have two, uh, guests in his hotel room, didn't he?

[malaise]

15. pp everywhere is

peepee

[hlthe2b]

4. I sort of like the top of it... the bottom skirt horizontal stripes are a little much though.

[Ms. Toad]

44. Agreed.

Just because someone we hate wears something doesn't make it inherently ugly. I'd have made the bottom half vertical or diagonal stripes.

[leftynyc]

5. I liked the dress

To each their own.

[Demsrule86]

91. I liked the dress too.

[TexasBushwhacker]

94. I do too

Although I think it might be pretty if it just had a striped top and a solid bottom.

[NCTraveler]

7. I think she looks stunning. Nt

[Owl]

88. I do also.

[FSogol]

8. Have to admit, that's pretty apropos.

[Lars39]

9. She is ignoring Mrs Abe

And my feet hurt just looking at her shoes.

[Owl]

23. The shoes look horribly uncomfortable.

[Lars39]

37. Downright maiming.

[Owl]

87. She must have to tippy-toe so as not to sink in backwards while walking across the turf!

[Lars39]

89. Probably cant straighten her foot out normally now.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

10. I do not think it is a very flattering dress at all.

Perhaps had the main body of the dress been more body hugging in a solid color like black or a blood red would have been more flattering. Melania Trump looks frumpy.

[CountAllVotes]

34. it emphasizes a buldge in the stomach region

It is not at all attractive nor is it something I'd be caught in ever!

[B2G]

50. Bulge??

I should have such a bulge.

[CountAllVotes]

51. 4 mos. PG looking bulge

I frankly don't find this queen of the skin flicks with all of her botox attractive at all. Sorry.

[B2G]

58. No one cares if you find her attractive.

And I find your attempts at fat shaming hilarious. Bye now.

[CountAllVotes]

66. The dress does that

It is not attractive on anyone (horizontal stripes that look like something from a prison).

They make me look the same way.

Plain ugly IMO

[dalton99a]

14. Man.

[hlthe2b]

26. the top part with solid form fitting white skirt would be ok, but agree it is sort of over-the-top

[smirkymonkey]

68. What really makes me sick is how she is looking at him with such adoration.

My god, does this woman have no pride at all?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

73. Maybe she's laughing at him, not with him,

or smiling at the hunky pool boy.

[Sugar Smack]

78. I didn't get that-

She's obviously imagining his head upside down & holding her begonias. Outside, next to the pool.

[TexasTowelie]

16. When viewed from the front, the stripes in her skirt

make her look wider in the areas that very few women want to look wider.

[pnwest]

17. My first reaction was that it was the most stylish and lovely thing Ive seen her in. I

thinks it's a gorgeous dress...compared to that pink, metallic abomination? http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/01/photos-melania-shines-into-2018-in-pink-metallic-dress/

[Ms. Toad]

45. Yeah. This "it has to be ugly - look who's wearing it"

is getting old.

She does wear many things that are really ugly or odd. This isn't one of them.

[Demsrule86]

92. I thought the dress was stunning, and I love sparkly shoes.

[ismnotwasm]

18. I think its cute

Can’t stand the asshole wearing it.

[CatMor]

19. Can't figure out why she always wears those horrendous spike shoes

she's already quite tall and her feet will eventually end up deformed. I don't think she has fashion sense and never looks comfortable in her clothes, they are like theater props. The clothes wear her she doesn't wear the clothes.

[malaise]

21. And on grass to boot

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It's bad enough on solid ground.

I agree with you - she never looks comfortable in clothes.

[CatMor]

29. Funny double entendre with the clothes.

[CountAllVotes]

46. She never looks comfortable in clothes

Her past does tell a story which is ...

... maybe its because she's feels best w/o any of those damned clothes!

[hlthe2b]

28. agree... I'm sure it has to do with a'hole's preferences.

[CatMor]

30. Yes, he likes the Stormy style.

[Demsrule86]

93. He forces her too...even after giving birth she was expected to wear them.

[CatMor]

95. I would tell him what he could do with the shoes...

but she will do anything for the money and fame. I'm sure she loves being FLOTUS because she now has the fame she was seeking when she came to this country.

[Demsrule86]

96. I would too...she has a kid remember...so I expect Trump is mean SOB and threatens her too.

I would throw those shoes heel first into his nasty face.

[CatMor]

97. I like your idea of throwing the shoes in his nasty face.

[Demsrule86]

99. Points facing forward...hey it could only be an improvement.

[greatauntoftriplets]

20. I like the cut of the dress.

It'd look better in two complimentary colors, maybe a jewel tone with a pastel in the same shade. But I've never been fond of stripes or polka dots.

[Mike Nelson]

22. The dress is...

...okay... but the shoes are inhuman! Does she really need to make her buttocks fuller? She can get the same look with some buttock padding - it looks more natural than the high heel look, too. I first heard about this undergarment when Sinatra refused to wear his for a movie... he had no buttocks and the studios wanted leading men to have asses.

[PatSeg]

24. Okay

That is pretty awful, but I was most taken by the fact that she looks happy, not something we see very often.

[renate]

25. I liked it!

I love the cut, although it would look much better with flats. It has a nice retro look, imho.

I was especially impressed by the way the stripes were parallel even though the skirt is so full. That would be really hard to execute. Props to the designer.

Having said that, I would have preferred it in a pretty color (or two colors) rather than black and white, but that’s just me.

[malaise]

31. You pay for a good bias cut

trust me.
I have two sisters who sew really well - one makes beautiful quilts and the other makes beautiful clothes.
Shopping with either is a wonderful experience - they dismiss a lot of high-priced crap. Neither buys anything that doesn't line up.

It's not my style and the colors are too close to prison clothes.

[Ms. Toad]

98. It has to be custom print fabric.

It would have to have been printed as a bulls-eye (or at least half-bulls-eye). The only seam I see is at the sides.

[bronxiteforever]

32. She is aerating the lawn with those shoes

Those things are prohibited offensive weapons in some countries.

[Historic NY]

35. Reminds me of 'prison stripes'....

[link:|]

[malaise]

41. Perfect

If they end up in prison this moment will be remembered

[procon]

36. How does she walk across grass in those stiletto heels?

Seriously, if I tried that the tips would sink in and probably snap the heel completely off, then I'd fall down and break my ankle... And I'm much closer to the ground than any ex-fashion model.

[malaise]

42. I'd break way more than that

[fierywoman]

55. She probably walks across grass in those shoes

by balancing on the balls of her feet.

[EffieBlack]

47. I like the dress

But they should have coordinated so he didn't wear a striped tie. But, that would probably require them to interact with each other more than absolutely necessary and, well, you know ...

[Bluepinky]

48. I like the dress, but why is she smiling and even holding hands with Donald in one of the photos.

How can she look so happy to be with the man who has cheated on her multiple times with porn stars, Playmates and whoever he can get his hands on, and lied about it repeatedly? Not to mention he’s a scumbag for so many other reasons.

[CountAllVotes]

49. Birds of a feather

They flock together it is said ...

[Ohiogal]

54. She must be drugged up is all I can figure.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

74. Xanax or martinis.

[Sampan]

52. I love that dress. She looks gorgeous. But there is so much ugly inside

[Sampan]

53. I love that dress. She looks gorgeous. But there is so much ugly inside

[Exotica]

57. I really like the outfit. I wear heels a lot, if well made like Louboutin's,

Choo's, Gucci, Blahnik's, etc etc., the support and structural crafting aid so much to the comfort in the high end arena. I also love great trainers too, so I do balance things out.

[RobinA]

59. I Like The Dress

on her, but it seems inappropriate for the occasion. It’s more of a social dress, summer party amongst the rich and famous or Kentucky Derby accompanied by a giant hat sort of thing rather than a state affair. The spikes? Maybe that’s what all the decorative woman are wearing. It’s getting to be kind of a dated look, though.

[Vinca]

60. I like the dress, but I can't get past the hand holding. Did Don pay extra?

[malaise]

61. I did wonder

It's all reality TV

[SidDithers]

62. Surely there's another link to her picture...

Without sending traffic to Tucker fucking Carlson.

Sid

[JDC]

64. I think she looks good I don't mind the dress

[lunatica]

71. I actually like it

Sorry!

I usually don’t like how she dresses, but I can see Michelle wearing that dress.

[applegrove]

72. I like it too.

[pwb]

75. Yuck and yucker

Fake and plastic. The Japanese prime minister and his wife are much better looking and dressed.

[Phentex]

76. I like it on her...

I think she looks nice. She's tall enough to pull off a style like that.

[shanny]

79. I like it. Only time I have liked anything she wore.

the shoes otoh--makes my teeth ache just to look at them

[GoCubsGo]

80. I actually don't mind that dress.

If I had the figure for it, and the budget to afford it, I would wear it, although it wouldn't be my first choice. It's actually one of the nicer outfits I've seen her wearing. Those shoes, OTOH... How the hell does anyone walk in those things? I don't think I have ever seen her in anything other than stiletto heels. At least she can afford a good podiatrist, because if she doesn't need one now, she will in the not too distant future.

[MFM008]

81. But

Can she wear it pole dancing?

[lanlady]

84. Again with the stripper stilettos. Does he employ her to aerate the lawns of his golf courses?

I kind of like the dress though.

[BlueTsunami2018]

86. I think she looks good.

She always looks good. That’s her job.