How to Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook :-)

[TexasTowelie]

1. Create a new file on your computer.
2. Name it "Ted Cruz."
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your computer will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of Ted Cruz?"
6. Firmly click, "Yes."

Feel better?

Good! Tomorrow we'll do Mitch McConnell.

[Hortensis]

1. 'Til tomorrow.

[MontanaMama]

2. Youre a damned genius!

This could be addicting. 😜

[backtoblue]

3. Great idea!

[WhiteTara]

4. Can we start at the end of the alphabet

and permanently delete Steve Womack then back to the top and go for Boozeman and Taliban Tom Cotton

[tecelote]

5. Did it. Feels great!

Now for Donald. This'll make my head spin.

[longship]

6. Brilliant!! Absolutely brilliant, TT.

One only hopes that the sympathetic magic works. Maybe some pseudo-Latin incantation along with the action. My favorite would be levicorpus.

[flamingdem]

14. It does work

Try it out with Pence - levicorpus might invoke his rapture!

[blake2012]

7. Funny

[PatSeg]

8. Brilliant!

[Squinch]

9. .

[hlthe2b]

10. Clever, but I'm greedy. When do we get to Trump?

[Cha]

11. Yeah!

[Oneironaut]

12. Sorry, that file is currently in use by Donald Trump.

Even the CIA wouldn’t be able to determine where Ted Cruz’s lips stop and Trump’s arse begins.

[Wawannabe]

13. Hilarious!

Frickin hilarious.
So many files to name!

[FairDemocrat]

15. I am in

I am going to work for the Indiana juvenile prison Monday as supervisor of maintenance

[DFW]

16. Here's some music you can play while you do it:

[mcar]

17. Now this is a positive idea!

[Rhiannon12866]

18. LOL! Good one!

Now when do we get to Trump?

[kairos12]

19. Made my day TT. Thanks.

[BoneyardDem]

20. Bloody brilliant

Looking forward to the next few deletes