Mitt Romney, Homewrecker, Is ‘Other Man’ In 300-Pound Fellow’s Facebook-Love-Triangle Rage

[DeSwiss]

[font color=red]IF THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHE WASN'T LAST NIGHT[/font]

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by Rebecca Schoenkopf | 2:23 pm July 31, 2012



FACEBOOK. And MITT ROMNEY. There they go again, putting people in JAIL. And all because the nice young man to the (above) left did not like seeing tall, dark, and handsome Mitt Romney smiling his suave smile from the young man’s girlfriend’s Facebook page. So he smashed her computer into the wall and punched her in the face. As one does when one’s girlfriend is mooning over a mysterious stranger (MITT ROMNEY).

Lowell Turpin, 40, (of Tennessee) “angrily demanded to know who the male was,” reported Anderson County Sheriff’s Department investigators.

Crystal Gray, 38, “replied that it was a picture of Mitt Romney.”

Despite being informed that the man on Gray’s wall was the presumptive Republican presidential candidate (and not some hunky, severely conservative sidepiece), Turpin apparently was not placated.

Indeed not. Because it was probably this picture, don’t you think?

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RROWR!

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- Lowell will get the last laugh in all this. Just to show her, he's voting against this girlfriend-stealing Mitt Romney guy, no matter who's running against him. And after he loses -- FUCK YEAH! Then she'll be sorry.....

[freshwest]

1. Well, hell.

[DeSwiss]

2. Yep, that about sums it up. :-/ n/t

[jberryhill]

3. Who would leave a lovable mug like that for Mitt Romney?

[DeSwiss]

7. That thought occurred to me too......

...but I realized where this would lead me, and so I stopped thinking about it.

- There are some questions best left unanswered.....

[jberryhill]

4. So THIS is what they mean by the "gender gap"

[Marie Marie]

5. Holy shit. That is funny for so many reasons.

And then, Obama gets his vote to boot. You can't make this stuff up.

[DeSwiss]

8. Yep, and....

...probably the only vote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anderson_County,_Tennessee#Demographics

- If there's one thing I'll say about Tennesseans is, they're all unique. Every. Last. One. Of. Them.

[mythology]

6. What a blithering idiot

But this isn't funny. His girlfriend did get physically and emotionally abused. I hope she is able to get help and find a far better relationship.

[DeSwiss]

9. I concur, although....

...out of all the available persons in Anderson County TN (pop. 75,129) that she could have chosen as her boyfriend, she picked him.

- Just sayin'.......