One major turn-off: Trump on the line. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox and Fiends!!!

[skip fox]

Stave (Turd in the gene pool) Doocy is thinking: "I wish I was on some Australian mountain range."

Ainsley ("Dad once said I was a stupid as anyone could possibly get. From that moment I set out to prove him wrong" ) Earhardt is thinking: "Maybe if I spread my legs, he'd shut up for a second."

Brian (Brian M.I.A) Kilmeade is thinking: "Why does a major American author have to put up with this sh*t?"

[SkatmanRoth]

1. Will somebody PLEASE chain this lose cannon down!

[brewens]

2. "I can't hear a word he's saying with my producer screaming in my ear but it

must be bad."

[Thomas Hurt]

3. They are thinking....

Doocy: "I would rather be watching him bone Stormy Daniels."

Ainsley: "Daddy Trump did not compliment my dress and hair."

Kilmeade: "Cut him off dammit! Now! My job, I want to keep my job!"

[MRDAWG]

4. Don't answer the next time he calls. Sponsors are...........

not getting their ads in.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. Let his calls go straight to voice mail.

"Gosh, Mr. President, we'd love to talk with you, but we're busy right now telling our audience about how wonderful you are, how your crowds are humongous, how smart you were to blow off the popular vote because it's too easy, and of course, how huge your hands all. Please leave a message of less than one hour and we'll get right back to you."

[skip fox]

9. Or maybe:

"We'll tape it and make it available to our super-premium web-customers, the O.P.s, or Original Patriots who pay $265,00 dollars a years, so it will only go the the best of the very best, Mr. President. . . We could even cut you in.""

[Blue_true]

5. Spacey eyes from them all and then in their minds a collective "Ohh Shit!!!!" nt

[RainCaster]

6. What is that smell?

[skip fox]

7. Over the phone Trump is saying:

" . . . salad days, like in the week. That's the way a year is made. One by one, we say in business. Just keep on adding. like the popular vote. If it wasn't for what. But we were running long. Electoral mandate. Thought ahead. Couldn't see Comey coming though. I've known a lot like him. Fired them straight out. But everybody's talking Saturday Night Massacre. Like Saint Valentine Day's. Where one day hurts the rest of the week. Maybe more. Or like sometimes a big deal. A big, beautiful deal. Better than lots of little ones all rolled up. North Korea. Coming around. Said it couldn't happen. Major break through. For the world. That was me. Despite the Russia witch hunt. Mueller was really a Democrat pretending. Should never have happened. Like TPP or the Iran deal . . ."