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Sat Apr 28, 2018, 06:25 PM

The case for Jim Bakker as Congressional chaplain

He is a perfect match for the “spiritual needs” of the Republican flock.

And... he can make a bundle switching the cafeteria over to his food buckets!



Heck, they could make it a tick box on your tax form - Do you want $500 of your refund in the form of a Jim Bakker End Times Food Bucket?

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Reply The case for Jim Bakker as Congressional chaplain (Original post)
jberryhill Apr 2018 OP
Historic NY Apr 2018 #1
jberryhill Apr 2018 #2
spanone Apr 2018 #5
jmowreader Apr 2018 #6
Blue Owl Apr 2018 #3
jberryhill Apr 2018 #4
Blue Owl Apr 2018 #8
ProudLib72 Apr 2018 #10
eShirl Apr 2018 #7
comradebillyboy Apr 2018 #9

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 06:30 PM

1. Buckets of shit?

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 06:34 PM

2. Hey there's a SONG about them...


You don’t even have to eat it to puke:


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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:35 PM

5. Kill Me

☹️🔫

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:36 PM

6. I cannot help but think...

...that if the End Times really do come, all the retail preachers like Bakker, Osteen, Paula White and Creflo Dollar are going to get smited first.

https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/chick-parody-who-will-be-eaten-first/

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 06:51 PM

3. Someone tell Ben Carson -- those buckets could hold a lot of grain

n/t

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:31 PM

4. Here's what I don't get


If they’re getting raptured, why do they need all that food?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:52 PM

8. Good question!

Then again, critical thinking has never been their forte...

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:15 PM

10. Simple

It will be left behind for the rest of us to eat, making our lives a living hell (and probably killing us within a year). The SOBs thought of everything, I tell ya!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:41 PM

7. him again

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 10:11 PM

9. He's the perfect guy to minister to the Freedumb Caucus.

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