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democrank

(11,094 posts)
Wed May 2, 2018, 02:25 PM May 2018

Calling Roto-Rooter

Someone needs to climb into the driver's seat of a D.C. Root-Rooter truck and speed toward 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. A twin truck needs to floor it and head for the next Republican "leadership" meeting. I almost wrote "leadershit" but that would have been wicked improper for a woman in her 70s.

Drain the swamp? Who is Trump kidding? It's not even a swamp, it's a cesspool, and it's steaming up all those oil paintings and mahogany chairs. It has laid to ruin every one of those little vest pocket copies of The Constitution like Robert Byrd always carried. Trump probably isn't too concerned about the steaming because he has that 24K throne back home. And more mob-like friends. I really debated whether or not I should add that "-like" after the word mob. I added it so nobody could accuse me of spreading fake news.

Name one thing Trump has touched that he hasn't ruined. Name one person closely associated with Trump who is held in higher esteem now than before he/she joined up with America's Crime Family.
Even The Generals have orange on their faces, and that crap doesn't scrub off easily. I don't really get those generals. Are they really doing such a big favor for our country by running around after Trump with one of those plastic bags you bring when you're walking your dog? Wouldn't they be a bigger help if they took some truth serum and grabbed a microphone....and Devin Nunes' neck? Not in a violent way, of course, but in a way that gets him off the stage and into a jail cell.

Someone better hurry up and drive. I like Adam Schiff and Eric Swallwell a lot, but we should have a HORDE of Democrats on the Capitol steps today and every day until that tyrant leaves Washington. It's Crazy Town. No regulations, no laws, no oversight, no Oval Office truth. Now we even have doctors who let the president decide how much he weighs and how physically superior he is to every president who has ever lived or will ever live. My head hurts.

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Calling Roto-Rooter (Original Post) democrank May 2018 OP
"Name one thing Trump has touched that he hasn't ruined." NCTraveler May 2018 #1
 

NCTraveler

(30,481 posts)
1. "Name one thing Trump has touched that he hasn't ruined."
Wed May 2, 2018, 02:36 PM
May 2018

Twitter

That is about it. I was going to say Jeff Sessions as it's hard to ruin a piece of shit. Then I remembered he actually ruined Bannon. Wow. How did that happen?

Great read.

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