Ladies, have you signed your letter saying you never had an affair with Trump yet?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

If not, it's very important that you do. Every woman, regardless of whether or not they have met or known Donald Trump, should have a letter saying they never ha sex with him.

That way, they can later contradict themselves and say that they have had sex with Donald Trump, and Trump will then pay them $130,000 despite the fact it is an extortionist shakedown and their claims are totally contradicted by a preexisting letter saying they never had an affair with Donald Trump, which for some unknown reason exists.

[Vinca]

1. Can't do it. Every time I think the words "Trump" and "affair" in the same sentence I get nauseated.

[Jim Lane]

9. Allow me to help.

I agree with unblock in #3 that this gold mine should include men.

So, when I write my letter, I'll say that Trump and I never had a threesome with you. Then I'll cut you in for half the swag.

[Mc Mike]

2. Common practice.

It's being put into the census as a question, this year.

[The Genealogist]

4. Thanks for he laugh

[Mc Mike]

5. Thanks for laughing, TG.

[unblock]

3. Why just "ladies"? I'm a dude and I can be real quiet for $130,000

[longship]

6. But you're off the hook if the sig at the bottom is David Dennison.

Or, Dennis Davidson, or whatever.

You can kiss and tell, apparently.

[The Polack MSgt]

11. With standard GOP gendered wage expectations your payment -

Should be approximately $200k

[Ilsa]

7. Does phone sex count?

Just asking. I doubt I've ever been in the same state as the Perv until his candidacy and presidency.

Maybe go halvsies? I'll take $65,000, Michael.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. Did the women submit to an examination afterwards???????

For anything they may have caught from Trump ? I would hope so.

[lpbk2713]

10. Shaking hands would be enough.

Trump is a scumbag of the lowest order.

[Retrograde]

12. I can offer him a deal

I'm not greedy - I'll sign for a mere $100K. And to sweeten the deal, my husband will sign for an additional $50K. Such a deal!