"Sarah Palin for President!!" The Governor's dream in three swaths:

[skip fox]

1. Mitt Romney drops out due to withholding tax returns and plummeting poll numbers as electorate realizes he's hiding something terribly damaging . . . at urging of Rove (or Koch brothers, or . . .?) prior to convention.

2. At the convention (she dreams on) someone shouts SARAH, and after a fiery speech, a majority of delegates switch their votes to her.

3. She beats Obama soundly.

(Of course she may quit after two years, but . . .)

Terribly unlikely, but this might well be her dream. . . . She's already talking as though she's running for office. (Might she have been somewhat privy to Romney's tax situation as McCain's running mate . . . Perhaps she was told something like: "Romney's tax returns did him in! No question," so she has been waiting for weeks for Romney to be in this position.

[louis-t]

1. "delicates"?

[skip fox]

2. Lazy use of speell check. I'll fix.

[louis-t]

4. Reminded me of the smart phone voice app.

Made me laugh. Republican delicates. It almost works, dudn't it?

[Fawke Em]

3. Panties for Palin!

[skip fox]

5. Are these magic?

[Fawke Em]

7. Must be... I wasn't sick before and, now, magically, I want to vomit!

[hifiguy]

6. IIRC there used to be a type of weed grown in Alaska

called Matanuska Thunderfuck. Mooselini should twist some up and keep dreaming, because that's as close as she will ever get to the presidency or any elective office higher than pageant judge.