Scenario: Tampa Convention. Thousands of gun-totin' crazies. Mitt's up to speak

[rurallib]

and every one draws their gun and points it at the podium and state as one:
"where's the tax returns, Romney?"

[sadbear]

1. You forget republican rule #1:

IOKIYAR

[rurallib]

2. this is my dream, don't ruin it for me

[sadbear]

4. I sympathize.

That's one wild dream, though.

[arbusto_baboso]

3. No, HERE is the scenario.....

Mitt is speaking, oen of the paranoid, gun-toting crazies thinks he sees a "Muslin". he draws down, opens fire, ALL the other gun-toting crazies also draw and fire at anything which they deem threatening (Which can be nearly anything, since teabillys are so filled with fear), and the whole damn place turns into a slaughterhouse.

The winner?

America.

[MrSlayer]

5. N one is going to be packing on the floor.

They might be allowed to carry outside but they won't be able to bring them inside.

It would be fun to see all these Yosemite Sam idiots do it though.

[sadbear]

6. I wonder if they're even going to let the teabaggers in the building.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were forced to watch from some "overspill" location.