RUDE PUNDIT: "Won't someone, for the love of God, stop him from fucking those sheep?"

[kpete]

5/22/2018

I have been sitting here, drinking away the lunch hour(s), trying to figure out a way to encapsulate the hogpile of fuckery that has involved the Trump administration just in the last few days.


I've thought about metaphors, like say Donald Trump is pretty much a guy who likes to fuck sheep but he's always just lived on a small farm with only a couple of sheep in the barn for him to fuck, but then, all of a sudden, someone mistakes his fucking of sheep for being a really good shepherd and he's hired to take care of a giant flock which for him is like fuck paradise and now he's fucking all the sheep he can, fucking them every which way, in their sheep asses, in their sheep pussies, in their sheep ears, sometimes just rubbing his dick on the fleece on their bodies until he orgasms, and no one's stopping him, no matter how much people point over the fence and say, "He's fucking the sheep, sweet Jesus. He's fucking the sheep," but no one who could stop him from sheep-fucking is going to stop him, and, horrible as it is, you can't look away because there's a fat old man fucking sheep.

......................

I know we keep thinking, like a mantra to give us some modicum of peace, "Just wait until the midterms. Wait until the midterms." But unless Democrats take back both houses of Congress by overwhelming majorities, something that is frankly impossible, we still need Republicans to shake off whatever combination of craven political power-mongering and greed they have in order to step the fuck up here. Even in 2019, Republicans would be needed to remove Trump from office over any of the extravagantly impeachable scandals that are racking up on a daily basis.

Again, I'm not even talking about whatever Robert Mueller's investigation might find. I'm saying that the crisis is here, now, and it's not just in the big, grand uber-scandal that Trump is not the legitimate president. I'm talking about the quotidian, easily comprehensible graft and threats. What we might simple call "the dictator shit." And he's getting away with the dictator shit because the elected officials who are supposed to stop the dictator shit aren't doing a goddamn thing.

That's on Republicans. But the GOP has signaled, in ways small and big, that not only are they not interested in holding Trump to account, but they will do what they can to aid and abet the entire hogpile of fuckery, starting with the repulsive pile of goat vomit, Devin Nunes, who will go down the shitter of history as "that fucker who kept letting Trump get away with it." And that'll go for nearly every Republican in Congress right now. This is the other big scandal: the dereliction of duty by the majority party in the Legislative Branch.

But that kind of talk does us no good. The best we can hope is that a 2018 Democratic wave will scare the shit out of Republicans. Hell, it might even make a few of them change party when the choice is fealty to a vile orange blob or the possibility of some kind of redemption. Trump's balls can't taste that good.

And Democrats should run on those easily understandable scandals, not the Russia stuff, precisely because it's just easier to communicate in a 30-second ad: He took a bribe. He threatened to make your Amazon deliveries cost more. He's an asshole because of that and needs to be stopped. Right now, Republicans aren't doing their fucking jobs. Democrats can run on just doing the fucking job of a member of Congress.

Otherwise, yeah, we're all just standing at the gate, yelling, "Won't someone, for the love of God, stop him from fucking those sheep?"

the rest:
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-worst-of-all-possible-worlds-we.html

[Cha]

1. Gods, he has Good

Advice!! Listen to your Rude Pundit, Dems!

[Sancho]

2. The GOP is a gaggle of sheep-fuckers, who are enjoying themselves...

(not sure if gaggle is the word for collective sheep-fuckers)

McTurtle, Ryan, Nunes, and God knows how many others were closet sheep lovers anyway, and they are watching a pro and dipping their wicks as often as possible.

The Putin opened the gate to the pasture, and now it's a full-flock orgy.

[swimboy]

9. I think the word is "rut"

As in “a rut of sheep-fuckers”

[GoCubsGo]

3. Kick. Rec.

That is the best analogy of our current affairs that I have seen yet.

[dembotoz]

4. nails it

[deminks]

5. Sheeple together strong.

Sheeple can stop the fat man with tiny hands.

[kaotikross]

6. Don't forget, though..

Before he got the job, everyone knew he was a sheep fucker ! Over half of the villagers were appalled and wanted somebody else- preferably the sensible Old Lady who was married to a previous Flock Tender, and even those who kinda sorta thought like the sheep fucker wanted anyone but him. As the Sheep fucker conned rural uninformed rubes to his way of thinking, they thought: "why not? some of us are sheep fuckers too, let's back the Head Sheep Fucker for Tender of the Flock!". This brought an outcry from those who thought sorta like the Sheep Fucker on about every other issue, but eventually the promise of beating the Old Lady who didn't fuck sheep but didn't think like them won out, and finally the entire bunch supported the Sheep Fucker. Now the supporters of the Sheep Fucker are divided into groups: Fellow Sheep Fuckers that love the fact that everyone else is disgusted by the Sheep Fucker in Charge and will support his beastiality on that alone,no matter what he does, even if he starts fucking cows and pigs and chickens, the more disgusting the better, those who deny the Sheep Fucker has ever fucked a sheep even though evidence to the contrary is overwhelming, those who admit the Sheep Fucker fucked sheep, but say he's not only quit his sheep fucking but is now anointed by God as the Savior of all Mankind, and some fellow Sheep Fuckers from across the Big Water who supported and helped the Sheep Fucker, the same guys he exchanges Sheep porn with. Every other sheep-fuckery supporting group denies he knows the last group even though the evidence is again overwhelming because everyone on all sides admits it's wrong to fuck a different breed of sheep not raised in our own meadow.

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. Democrats have ALL the right platforms to run on. They just need to POUND them in...

1) I didn't vote for tRump

2) I want to strengthen Obamacare or whatever the hell you want to call it

3) I actually, really care about YOUR job.

Feel free to add to my list.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. Maybe his balls DO taste that good.

I think it more likely, though, that they're like those toady frogs that'll get you high if you lick them. republicans became addicted, and now they can't get enough, lining up for their daily licks.

[Duppers]

10. Well the fox came into the herd decades ago

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And gave all the Sheep lobotomies. They are hopeless and brainless and think his dick is a carrot.

[Uncle Joe]

11. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread kpete

[Loubee]

12. We are right now at the stage that Russia was

when Putin was starting to pursue power; he was widely unpopular, opposition groups were coalescing to oppose him, and they were effective in thwarting his ambitions. Then the outrages began to mount: rigged elections, obedient politicians instated in parliament, opponents threatened, beaten, murdered. We are on that continuum now.

[CrispyQ]

13. We're on a precipice & could topple either way.

My non-political friends are all so certain that November will solve everything. Seriously, they pat my arm & say, "Wait 'till November." I ask them what they think will happen in November. "We'll take the House & impeach him." I ask them if they remember how impeachment works & remind them that we need 2/3 of the Senate to convict, so what's the point if you don't have that. They pat my arm & say, "Everything will be okay after November." They believe it can't happen here, even as it's happening before our eyes.

[Loubee]

16. and next to nothing has been done to combat hacking and voter suppression

Gerrymandering still stacks the deck.

[RandomAccess]

14. I've felt from the very beginning --

BEFORE the election, that Putin was guiding him every step of the way. I still do. If not Putin himself, someone who studied Putin or who represents him and knows the history.

Mark my words: Trump desperately wants to be what Putin is.

[niyad]

15. as always, spot on RP.

[BootinUp]

17. Thanks Rudee for putting my thoughts in writing. nt