Jim Bakker claims a hundred assassins are ready to kill Trump...

[Archae]

He "knows it in his spirit."

More like after he's drank a lot of spirits...

Jim Bakker Knows In His ‘Spirit’ That 100 Hit Men Have Been Hired To Kill Trump
By Kyle Mantyla | May 23, 2018 10:30 am

On his television program yesterday, End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker declared that he knows in his “spirit” that at least “a hundred hit men” have been hired to try to kill President Trump.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/jim-bakker-knows-in-his-spirit-that-100-hit-men-have-been-hired-to-kill-trump/

[samnsara]

1. if only

[smirkymonkey]

12. Exactly what I was going to say!

[TheBlackAdder]

34. If the definition of assassin is a McDonald's Cheeseburger, than Jim Bakker would be correct!

[shraby]

2. Yeah, right! Isn't he the one that was married to Tammy? That worked out well for him didn't it?

He's such a wealth of truthiness.

[Behind the Aegis]

3. Likely all Russian

They have many ways to keep their assets in line.

[gratuitous]

4. Go home, Bakker; you're drunk

Wow, these people are just so tedious.

[NightWatcher]

5. Hired? Shit, volunteered probably?

Too much?

[Scurrilous]

25. LOL

Nope...not too much.

[sdfernando]

6. Well get on with it already then! /nt

[Frustratedlady]

7. Full moon? The loonies are at it again.

He'll get his hit when Mueller brings charges. A few years in prison will clear his brain of all those conspiracies.

As for Bakker? He's beyond help. He needs a padded room with his spirits to keep him company. Maybe throw in a bucket of that slop he sells.

[dalton99a]

8. We should give the president maximum protection at all times:

[area51]

35. From Russia with love.

[OnDoutside]

9. Jim Bakker is RIGHT !!! FBI have a photofit of one of the 100s of assassins. See here -

[IluvPitties]

10. Mental case.

[jmowreader]

11. He's probably right

Trump has given way more than a hundred people reasons to kill him by walking away from massive debts he owes. And he’s maligned far more than that. If Trump somehow IS found floating in the Potomac some chilly morning, it won’t be because of politics.

[RKP5637]

14. He's made quite an enemies list for himself. n/t

[MyOwnPeace]

13. Only 100?

Hell, when school lets out for the summer there will be more available for "summer jobs" since the schools will be shut down. Surely the NRA will be able to help them find secure, stable jobs.
Oh, and who's doing the hiring? Is it the same people that hired those kids to pretend they were scared of being in school?

[treestar]

15. Sure there are

Mostly Russian mobsters.

[jmowreader]

18. I got to tell ya, our hit men are getting worse and worse

Back in the glory days of the Five Families, a guy like this Trump wouldn’t have stood a chance. You know he works with Mafia money because legitimate banks will have nothing to do with him, and if he’d have stiffed them...

Now? Not so much.

[exboyfil]

16. He has Spiro Agnew insurance

As bad as Trump is, Pence would be worse (at least on dismantling the government). Pence still thinks the Iraq War was a good idea.

[dameatball]

17. And that 100 only counts the White House staff!

[muntrv]

19. Russian mobsters probably.

[Gothmog]

20. Bakker is an idiot

[Vinca]

21. Bakker needs to stop peddling false hope.

[Paladin]

27. Thread winner. Congrats. (nt)

[sunonmars]

22. only 100, surely it would be more than that, it would have to be the bigliest show.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Spanky has Mike Pence insurance.

[katmondoo]

24. There may be more than 100

[edbermac]

26. Sounds like Donald should retreat to his bunker.

Luckily Jim has some good power and food deals regarding End Times supplies.

https://store.jimbakkershow.com/product-category/survival/emergency-power/
https://store.jimbakkershow.com/product-category/food/food-bundles/

[spanone]

28. ...says the convicted felon

[Sneederbunk]

29. Is there any chance of refusing to repeat what Bakker says?

[Dave Starsky]

30. I cannot fucking believe this clown is still around.

I thought this was the last I'd ever see of that sniveling little shit.

[MFM008]

31. Does that include

The ones Melania has hired?

[TBA]

32. He "knows in his spirit"

how to rob little old ladies and enrich himself.

[nancy1942]

33. I can always hope.