"Wypipo" a limerick contest

[guillaumeb]

Here is my entry:


When some hear the slang word "wypipo",
it causes their heart rate to leap-oh.

hate for the black race
is all over the place

sometimes what we sow we then reap-oh.



I would love to read your entries.


Guillaume

[kwassa]

1. Wypipo got no reason ...

(not a limerick, and with apologies to Randy Newman)


Wypipo got got no reason
Wypipo got got no reason
Wypipo got got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
Round here
Wypipo are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
Wypipo got nobody
Wypipo got nobody
Wypipo got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
Don't want no wypipo
'Round here

[guillaumeb]

2. I was just thinking about that song. eom

[EffieBlack]

15. Lol

[Eliot Rosewater]

26. Now THAT is how I like waking up in the morning.

[needledriver]

3. Entry.

Wypipo are oftentimes trash.
Whose actions are frequently rash.
They can celebrate
every manner of hate
and fondly remember the lash.

[guillaumeb]

9. I love it.

Much better than mine.

[marble falls]

4. There were two wypipo on DU

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Who cried 'it's racism' till blue,
Their internet fight
almost lasted all night
over who can say what, about what and to who!

[guillaumeb]

10. Very nice. I like how the thread is developing. eom

[ck4829]

50. Heh heh

[brush]

51. Nice one.

[Evergreen Emerald]

5. Thosepipo

Wypipo, blapipo, mexpipo, them
Not us not you not me not we

Divide and judge and hate and blame
No likeness no love nothing the same

Hate Thosepipo inside and out
so evil so ugly from roots to stem

[guillaumeb]

11. Very well said. eom

[brush]

52. Another good one.

[Petrushka]

6. Limerick?

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Privileged & Homeless Vet

I'll sleep on a bench at the depot
if nobody nudges my ego
by raising a fuss
till we're under the bus
with all of the unwoke wypipo.









(Title changed after sleeping on it.)

[guillaumeb]

12. My privilege to read this one. eom

[Petrushka]

14. Thank you!

The challenge was a fun one!

[oberliner]

7. The Root has a writer name Mike

Ms. Clinton he sure doesn't like
He pushes this word
Whose definition's absurd
Perhaps he should go take a hike

[marble falls]

8. I don't get it. No 'wypipo' in it.

[guillaumeb]

13. Well done.

And thank you for participating.

[EffieBlack]

16. You didn't follow directions, Boo

And there you go again flaunting your man-crush on Mike in my face.

I’m very patient but even I have my limits. Don’t make me break up with you ...

[Eliot Rosewater]

27. What is it about some folks and some other folks, i cant use the W or B words...

[Mosby]

32. your obsession with oberliner isn't cute or funny.

Maybe you and your real boo Mike should head on over to JPR.

[EffieBlack]

33. Wow - you haven't been keeping up, have you?

[EffieBlack]

35. Aww. You wrote a poem about me

I'm glad that I'm taking up space in your brain. But my Boo's gonna get jealous if you keep flirting with me.

[brush]

53. Someone has an obssession all right. And it's not EB.

[Petrushka]

20. I figure the title of your limerick must be . . .

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"Wypipo?"






P.S.
I didn't know what or who that word "wypipo" is supposed to define until a Bing search uncovered Mike and The Root.

Anyway . . . nice work!

[Petrushka]

17. Another ---

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A Theory of Devolution: Another Look at Victimhood

To earn every nickel and ducat---
and not have a list or a bucket
as a wypipo ape---
you made your escape
from Darwinian pimps and Nantucket.

[SidDithers]

18. ...

Wypipo are deplorable shits
They’re racist and privileged twits
For sure they will narc
On anyone dark
Whose cookouts are without permits


Sid

[guillaumeb]

40. Very good. Really very good.

[XRubicon]

19. .

[brush]

54. Love Christopher Walken in this but it works better wit the "Fatboy Slim" music.

[DFW]

21. I have always been loathe to get involved with this whole circus, but I'll play this time

Wypipo, the term, was invented
The palefaces were represented
Between friends, a fence
It all made no sense
The whole mess could have been prevented

[hlthe2b]

25. +1

[guillaumeb]

41. Thank you for playing.

Well done.

[Exotica]

46. Great post

[ck4829]

22. Truth about Wypipo is just because you're white, you ain't one

But you very much are if you call 911 for fun
If you scream "No, all lives matters"
And OK with the confederate tatters
And more afraid of a fun Muslim than a white murderer with a gun

[guillaumeb]

42. Brutal.

But the truth can be brutal.

[brush]

55. Ok, ok, I like it.

[ProudLib72]

24. ...

There once was a gal named Mel
Whose face doctors put in a pail
She went missing for weeks
All to get some new cheeks
And the conspiracies about her grew stale


And BTW: she was a wypipo

[brush]

56. Oh sh_t! It was a face job all along? Hahahahahaha!

How the hell do they think a person as visible as the first lady can get away with that not being outted?

[Bok_Tukalo]

28. Acts 2:15

<OPE>

[ismnotwasm]

29. There once was a Wypipo from Nantucket

Oh wait, better not.

[guillaumeb]

43. Agreed.

It seems as if I have heard that one before.

[Croney]

30. A wypipo named Rosanne

Had a show that got tossed in the can,
For dropping a tweet
That smelled like her feet,
Then blaming a pill for her ban.

[guillaumeb]

44. Nicely done.

[guillaumeb]

45. I see it as a descriptive.

Why do you see it as a slur?

[LanternWaste]

59. Goodness. There's an entire forum dedicated to this sincere question

Goodness. There's an entire forum dedicated to this most sincere question you ask many times in many variations over the past weeks.

[mythology]

36. Sorry, for the same reason I don't use other racial slurs, I don't use this one

Would you find it funny if I replaced it with any other slur? It's juvenile and childish and says more about the people who use it than they realize.

[kwassa]

38. It can't be a racial slur if it doesn't slur the entire race.

It is a slam on certain racial behavior by SOME white people.

[guillaumeb]

47. Why do you see it as a slur? eom

[Petrushka]

37. "Who's Your Daddy?!

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Wypipo Advice Your Mama Forgot to Give

Don't botch your career as a comic:
Don't joke of the brothers "Islamic";
Don't yoke them with "ape"
And hope to escape:
It's unfunny and uneconomic!

[guillaumeb]

48. A winner.

Unfortunately, my budget does not allow for a prize.

3 excellent entries.

[Petrushka]

49. A bow and a curtsey and (**blush**) . . .

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I must leave the stage in a rush
with a "Thank you!" . . . that's all . . .
there'll be no curtain-call . . .
I am late for a date with my crush.

[Petrushka]

39. Letter from Limerick

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BREAKDOWN

Dear Minerva Luscinia,

Enticed by the groan of the sax,
did wypipo virgins relax
and dance in the nude
entranced by the mood
of the Blues invented by blacks?






https://www.lyonandturnbull.com/news-article/threat-jazz-john-bulloch-souter%E2%80%99s-breakdown

[Tommy_Carcetti]

57. Wypipo threads in DU are the turds that just won't flush. nt

[LanternWaste]

58. Yours is my favorite unintended irony of the week.

Yours is my favorite unintended irony of the week. And it's only Monday!

[moriah]

62. There once was a thread on DU...

That made many people want to say "Fuck you too"

But when alerting doesn't create a ban
Just throw it in the trashcan

And the wypipo threads won't bother you

[JNelson6563]

60. When I need lots of attention

I post an OP with "wypipo" in the title. The end.

[guillaumeb]

61. Not feeling poetic today? eom