How are YOU celebrating Donald Trump's birthday?

[MarianJack]

I put a big package in a porcelain container about an hour ago. I added a few wipes of Scott wrapping paper (because 1000 gift wraps last longer) and then I pushed a lever to send him the gift by water flow. Maybe later I'll send a duplicate! Since I'm a patriotic American I DO give a shit.

How about you?

PEACE!

[onetexan]

1. By cussing him & his enablers for putting us thru this hell

And for separating the immigrant children from their parents

[MarianJack]

9. Hell,...

...Trump's future destination. Hopefully Chris Christy will keep getting him LOTS of McDonalds to go along with his "beautiful" chocolate cake!

PEACE!

[lark]

2. I'm wearing all black and mourning.

I hate him with a purple passion, worst person in the world and idiot tool of Putin and Xi.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

3. By noting that this is the 75th anniversary of West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette

Happy 75th anniversary, West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette

[BlueJac]

4. I flushed a turd down the toilet!

[MarianJack]

18. Me too!

PEACE!

[Anon-C]

5. I'm trying to get back to 1984 so I can save the United States from collapse.

[MarianJack]

17. WHY...

...would you insult Biff by comparing him to Donald Trump?

PEACE!

[Anon-C]

19. Hello, McFly!

[MarianJack]

20. Funny...

PEACE!

[anarch]

6. considering making a voodoo doll....

FDT!

[tanyev]

7. Is that today? Good. I was already planning to wear black for Flag Day.

[notdarkyet]

26. I'm wearing black today, too.

[malaise]

8. I love this OP

I will be watching WC Football while waiting for Cohen to be charged and Manafort to be sent to jail.

[Moostache]

10. I am again praying that Gaia finds the need to explode his heart, just like any day...(n/t)

[MarianJack]

14. Again, let's get Chris Christie...

...to keep getting him LOTS of McDonalds!

PEACE!

[CrispyQ]

11. I'm wishing for a time machine so we can do the right thing this time.

[mainstreetonce]

12. I'm hugging group of parents

Of men who died in Korea in 1950 .
Then I'm having lunch with Frederic Douglas.

[underpants]

13. I'm taking a dump

[MarianJack]

15. It sounds like he'll be getting lots of duplicate gifts.

PEACE!

[Sneederbunk]

16. I am celebrating Flag Day instead.

[Roland99]

21. I blew my nose and cleared my colon

[MarianJack]

22. Fair enough.

Donnie boy has been giving us all a collective colonoscopy since he occupied the White House.

PEACE!

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Celebrating my favorite cousin's birthday, which is also today.

I'll have a package for him later.

[Varaddem]

24. So you guys

So you guys have been dropping Donald off. Or you could say taking a trump

[MarianJack]

27. Quite right.

Don't the English refer to a fart as a "trump?"

Fitting.

PEACE!

[Demsrule86]

25. A black armband...in mourning.

[Turbineguy]

28. Great minds!

I did the same.

But there are millions of other fellow celebrants too!

[MarianJack]

40. Too bad that all of those turds didn't actually arrive at the White House.

It could have turned it into the Brown House.

PEACE!

[Different Drummer]

29. i took a Trump this morning. n/t

[flotsam]

30. I'm celebrating it the same way as Donald...

...I'm going to buy the cheapest bottle of vodka I can find and put my name on the label...then while I pound that down I'm gonna wank off to pictures of his daughter...

[smirkymonkey]

31. Ooooo! You are bad!

But I love it!

[MarianJack]

32. I don't think that Donald Trump wanks off to pictures of Ivanka.

I think he actually BANGS Ivanka while they send Jared out to beg for money and pick up doughnuts or "beautiful" chocolate cakes. More than likely they're also sending Chris Christy on a McDonalds run too.

Not that I can blame Ivanka that much. After all, would you want to have sex with someone resembles a rodent as much as does her husband?

PEACE!

[SeattleVet]

33. I'll stop off at a brewery this evening and raise a glass...

to NY Attorney General Barbara Underwood for her brilliant choice of birthday gifts to the Orange Grifter.

[MarianJack]

34. I'm a recovering alcoholic, so...

...I'll take a diet Pepsi instead.

PEACE!

[mokawanis]

35. Being glad he's another year older

...another year closer to not being. President.

[MarianJack]

36. AND,...

...another year closer to his permanent move to a VERY hot climate in Hell. We can only hope that Chris Christie keeps bringing lots of McDonalds and "beautiful" chocolate cakes to speed the journey!

PEACE!

[ornotna]

37. I am celebrating the birthday

Of the release of IN A GADDA DA VIDA. 50 years today!

Fuck tRump.

[GoCubsGo]

38. Other than ignoring it,

not a damn thing. I am already giving that shitbag more time than he deserves just commenting here. Fuck him. (Not literally, of course. That would be gross, and you would catch syphilis and god knows what else.)

[JHB]

39. By adapting the one Ayn Rand quote worth using...

I don't celebrate it at all.