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Sun Jul 8, 2018, 10:19 PM

5 Stupid Ways The Alt-Right Is Destroying Itself From Within

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-stupid-ways-alt-right-destroying-itself-from-within/

Genetic Tests Have Ruined The White Power Fantasy For Many
There are a few companies out there that offer you the chance to spit in a cup and send it off so it can be genetically tested. Then you can find out all kinds of stuff about your ancestry, like if you really are a Cherokee princess (you're probably not) or if your ancestors are as proud and white as you (also probably not). Many a white putz has raced to modern genetic testing in the hopes that it will prove their purity.

In one of the most famous cases, lily-assed Craig Cobb, a man who was trying to organize a whites-only town in North Dakota, found out on a daytime TV talk show that he's 14 percent Sub-Saharan African. That may not sound like a lot, until you realize that this is someone who thinks North Dakota is too black.

The "Alt-Right" Hates Alt-Furries
The world of furries is a strange and interesting place. It's not all squirrel costume sex, which is why I've never fully gotten into it, but I have seen videos, and they're oddly engaging. For our purposes, what you need to know about the world of furries is that it's a rich tapestry of lifestyles and philosophies. For example, while some furries are just folks who want to be anthropomorphic foxes, others are folks who want to be anthropomorphic Nazi foxes. And that's an issue for the other kind of Nazis, who are anthropomorphic dicks.

White Nationalists Are Sick Of Members Showing Up Looking Like Slobs
Andrew Anglin, hater-in-chief of The Daily Stormer, wrote up a literal PSA for his little hatelings about how to present themselves in public to avoid looking like the sad, frustrated social outcasts everyone believes them to be. The rules include things like not using Pepe the Frog signs in real life, because that is "cringe." He actually used "cringe" as a noun, which I must say is super cringe. He then goes on to detail a dress code with gems like this: "The worst look ever is a baggy t-shirt. Wear fitted t-shirts, where the sleeve goes to the middle of your bicep. It should not hang lower than base of your member [sic]." This is hard to achieve, as scientifically, most Nazis are dickless wierdoes.

Other bits of advice include "Serious men in serious situations are not wearing shorts" and "Continued obesity should not be tolerated." And then there was this winner: "We must have Chad Nationalism. That is what will make guys want to join us, that is what will make girls want to be our groupies. That will make us look like bad boys and heroes."




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Reply 5 Stupid Ways The Alt-Right Is Destroying Itself From Within (Original post)
IronLionZion Jul 2018 OP
UTUSN Jul 2018 #1
Initech Jul 2018 #12
TheBlackAdder Jul 2018 #13
Initech Jul 2018 #14
IronLionZion Jul 2018 #2
MicaelS Jul 2018 #3
IronLionZion Jul 2018 #5
malaise Jul 2018 #4
IronLionZion Jul 2018 #6
MicaelS Jul 2018 #7
malaise Jul 2018 #8
Achilleaze Jul 2018 #9
Initech Jul 2018 #10
IronLionZion Jul 2018 #11
Iggo Jul 2018 #15

Response to IronLionZion (Original post)

Sun Jul 8, 2018, 10:30 PM

1. Allow my guesses of the 5 ways:

1) Stupid
2) Stupid
3) Stupid
4) Stupid
5) Stupid





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Response to UTUSN (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 10:29 AM

12. Nazi furries are a thing I wish I didn't know existed.

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Response to Initech (Reply #12)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 11:23 AM

13. They have to dress up as squirrels and cats, because it helps hide the fact they are ugly mofos.

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #13)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 11:26 AM

14. Both on the inside and outside!

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Response to IronLionZion (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:56 AM

2. Kick

so much stupid. so much to enjoy about their inevitable downfall

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Response to IronLionZion (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:13 AM

3. "Chad Nationalism"?????

So they want to be seen as clean cut guys who get girls? How do they expect to attract the incels??

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Response to MicaelS (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:35 AM

5. Exactly!

Their own obsession with excluding undesirables is what will take them down.

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Response to IronLionZion (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:34 AM

4. They are deplorable

In every sphere of life.

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Response to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:35 AM

6. I love it when deplorables deplore each other!

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:37 AM

7. Haters gotta hate. n/t

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:40 AM

8. Ha

They know they are creeps so they want to fool folks. Let them eat one another in public.
They are feeling the pressure - ostracize them - treat them like the ignorant racist fools they are.
Like typical bullies, they are so upset people are calling them out in public. Let them crawl back in their racist holes like vermin.

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Response to IronLionZion (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:41 AM

9. Chad Nationalism (R). WTF?

the repubes are continuing their degenerate anti-American trajectory...

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Response to IronLionZion (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:43 AM

10. It's cringe, yo!

Further proof that white nationalists are the least attractive bunch out there, and completely ugly on the inside as they are outside.

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Response to IronLionZion (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 10:07 AM

11. "Continued obesity should not be tolerated."

"Serious men in serious situations are not wearing shorts" and "Continued obesity should not be tolerated." And then there was this winner: "We must have Chad Nationalism. That is what will make guys want to join us, that is what will make girls want to be our groupies. That will make us look like bad boys and heroes."

So if you weren't sure, white nationalists honestly think that girls would normally want to be their groupies, but the thing holding them back is shorts. This ranks a solid #2 on the list of the dumbest dumbshit things racists think.




I love how all their delusions are posted online so everyone can laugh at them.

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #11)

Mon Jul 9, 2018, 11:31 AM

15. No fatties?

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