NO QUESTION: Mitt Romney is the BEST Republican candidate of ALL TIME!

[yoyossarian]

If you're on the other side, that is...

I'm LOVING it. The longer he stonewalls, the more he tries to duck and weave, the closer into that corner he goes...

Sometimes it's like watching Fred Flinstone get tinier and tinier as he is abused by his boss...
And sometimes it's like watching what happens to Jason Statham at the end of the riotously funny/nasty/unbelievably extreme film Adrenalin...
Or like watching that bespectacled snickering Nazi get it at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I feel entranced by it all. I feel like Beloch. "It's BYOOOTEEFUL!"

Maybe I should look away, ere I share his fate.

But I just can't help it. This is just freakin' delicious!!!



"IF YOU FALL OFF AGAIN, RALPHY, YOU'RE SWIMMING HOME!"

[dogknob]

1. OMG! Now is NOT the time to be discussing this!

Meh! Meh! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

This post is offensive to people with meh-ningitis!

Alert! Alert!

[yoyossarian]

3. Maintain LOW TONES, Young One! MAINTAIN LOW TONES!

MEBS! MEBS!

[dballance]

2. Isn't that a Chris Craft like all the drug dealers and such had in Miami Vice???

Not that I'm saying Mitt is a drug dealer or has any ties to drug dealers or banks like HSBC that allegedly laundered billions in drug money. No, I'd never imply Mitt, as an investment banker and corporate raider ever ran with people doing illegal things to make money.

[yoyossarian]

4. His horse DOES still have its head...

...but that's probably because Mitt capitulated to all five families at once, readily and happily,
with a big Mitt-eatin' grin on his big plastic giggling stammering phony-president face!

[dballance]

5. Speaking of their horses, wasn't there some uproar about drugs?

If I recall correctly didn't a veterinarian say he'd never seen anything like the mix and amount of drugs in a horse Ann sold to someone? I believe that would have been the good doctor under oath in a suit against Ann brought by the people who bought the drugged up horse from Ann.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong here.

[LadyHawkAZ]

6. Yoyossarian, I'm happy for you

and Imma let you finish, but Sarah Palin was the BEST Republican candidate of all time!

OF ALL TIME!