O Lord please dont let anything bad happen to the Trumpster on his trip

[Cryptoad]

The Trumpsters would put up statues of him everywhere and proclaim him King of Kings!

[deminks]

1. I was thinking we should change the locks on the doors.

[gordianot]

2. Think Trump is disgusting wait and see what is coming next.

I once thought W was the end all worst.

[dalton99a]

3. Yes, let us pray

Every morning and at night before I go to sleep (which i am doing much better now btw) I pray for President Trump, his family and cabinet. I pray for their safety and give thanks for their service. They are all making YUGE sacrifices and I am so grateful. I only wish I could pour his coffee, empty his waste basket, do something to serve! I did send in my application, tho.
Anyway, thank you for posting this and I am sure most if not all freepers are lifting him up daily in prayer and with love.

[FSogol]

4. They are already making statues of him (warning):

[donkeypoofed]

7. I luv this pic! thanks for sharing!

[Cryptoad]

8. His penis is too big

at 340 lb his penis is out of sight like the head of a Mud Turtle.......

[Brother Buzz]

5. The supreme ruller has the final say, and she has a wicked cool sense of humor

[donkeypoofed]

6. Spanky CANNOT be allowed to die while in office....

Cause even if it was of natural causes, RWNJ would spread.conspiracy theories far and wide! Dummy Dumbass has to live till he's tried and convicted and thrown in jail.

[dalton99a]

9. Even if he croaks in bed at 101 of natural causes, they'll blame it on Hillary or Obama

or their agents in the Deep State

[0rganism]

10. Fiddler on the Roof: "is there a proper blessing for the Tsar?"

[ornotna]

11. At the very least

Let's hope he gets a rare Russian fungal infection and all his hair falls out. Other than that, best of luck douchebag.