Levi Johnston to Name Baby Daughter After a Gun

[onehandle]

I missed this one from May, but it seems timely, so here it is. Mentioned on Stephanie Miller:
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Alaskan baby daddy Levi Johnston, former fiancé of Bristol Palin and father of their child, has another baby on the way and plans to name her after his favorite pistol.

Johnston said he and girlfriend Sunny Oglesby would name their baby “Breeze Beretta,” after the Italian handgun.

In an interview set to air tonight on Inside Edition, 21-year-old Johnston and Oglesby confirmed the baby would be named Beretta, “like the gun.”

Johnston, an avid hunter, who once bared more than his arms for Playgirl, lifted his shirt sleeve to display a freshly-inked tattoo with the girl’s first name “Breeze” written across his bicep.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/levi-johnston-to-name-baby-daughter-after-a-gun

[gopiscrap]

1. what an idiot

[HappyMe]

2. Who cares.

[derby378]

3. Meanwhile, in other news...

We put another rover on Mars. With a sky crane. Because that's how we roll.

[GrantDem]

7. +1

[Javaman]

4. You mean "Shot Gun" was taken? nt

[russspeakeasy]

8. No. Just that Peter is not a good name for a girl.

[Arkansas Granny]

5. Why am I not surprised?

[leveymg]

6. If it were a boy, the name would have been "Mauser" Johnston

Try going through Junior High School with that one, Johnston . . .

[Initech]

9. Cue the dueling banjos...

[otohara]

10. Better Than Glock

and he says Bristol is effed-up and a bad parent.

[Erose999]

11. I see he's broken with the Palin tradition of NASCAR -themed names. I wish this child success in her

future career as a pole dancer or Mary-Kay pyramid scheme participant.

[hifiguy]

12. The material just writes itself

doesn't it?

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13. "May 2, 2012 5:17pm"...

Whatsamatta?

Couldn't find anything more current to vent your spleen about, so on a whim, you just up and decided to post this "timely" earth shaking gem?

[Tarheel_Dem]

14. I hope this suggestion will be taken in the spirit in which it's meant? But can we agree that.....

shit to do with Levi and Bristol belongs in the Lounge? Is there a Lounge anymore? C'mon people, let's stop giving these people what they want, and what they want is attention, because attention = $$$$$.

Please?

[Erose999]

15. I always thought Kojack or Jim Rockford were better TV detectives, personally.

[NightWatcher]

16. 1st of all, the Beretta sux (92fs, that is)

it's nice to see "redneck" isnt only a Southern thing

[1-Old-Man]

19. I disagree completely, its a fine gun, about as good as it gets actually

A little on the heavy side but other than that is one hell of a fine gun.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. Apparently, the water supply in Wasilla contains a rare pathogen....

.....that causes individuals to give ridiculous names to their children.

[Odin2005]

18. UGH, this is the kind of trailer trash I grew up among.

[BOG PERSON]

20. i always thought "kalashnikov" was a pretty name