Pssst, Lurch....
....the Fucking StiffTM here's a stick up your ass:
http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/
Yeah, that's right, you fucking walking wad of fuck, Nate Silver is showing a 70.2% probability that the President is going to win the election (up 6.2% since July 30th, fuckstain), which means inspite of your wealthy fuck buddies flinging money at your moribund, incompetent campaign it ain't working.
Wanna know why, assclown? Because nobody likes you and your fucking cash 'advantage' in buying ad time (filled with pablum that makes the simplistic thoughts of a five-year old seem profound) is offset by the cresting tidal wave of revelations about your fucking posing life, your fucking offshore accounts, your fucking tax dodges, and your fucking sociopathic view of 'you people.'
Once the President buries you in November you should mount Alpaca/Alfalfa (the losing prom pony) with Horsey WifeTM, Skittles the Blow Dried DogTM and the Sons of CowardiceTM and ride your fucking waste of zygotes into the fucking sunset.
Go fuck yourself, shitstain.
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well said
and after he loses, the lukewarm dislike the GOP has for Romney will become white hot seething hatred. Which is good, because there is no doubt any one of his five cowardly prodigal pampered princes of sons are being groomed to enter politics.
Talk dirty to me, AP!!! 
Seriously, you have a fascinating way with words. Love it!
