Nada, zero, zip, zilch, Nothing will surprise me...

[pbmus]

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Maybe if Hoffa is buried in one of his buildings...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. My jaw has already dropped about as far as it will go

before it unhinges like a boa constrictor's.

[Funtatlaguy]

14. Instead of LOCKJAW we all now have full DROPJAW

[TeamPooka]

2. will there be as many typos as Spicer's book?

[Grassy Knoll]

3. Hell Hath No Fury..

[tblue37]

10. Hell hath no Fire and Fury. nt

[Sneederbunk]

4. She probably doesn't know all that much.

[Grammy23]

7. Oh, but she will hype the book to suggest she knows tRump's panty size.

Or maybe she has slunk around in the personal living quarters and has dirt to dish on Melania and tRump’s sleeping arrangements. It is sure to be salacious and will probably get her some invitations to various talk shows to spill whatever beans she alleges to know.

Maybe she can discuss how she went from Bowing down to the almighy tRump to writing a Tell all book so she can help cram him under the bus. We are all ears, Omarosa. Do tell.

[Marie Marie]

5. Maybe it surprised her because she was so far up his ass but,

many of us already know that this fool is capable of anything. Tell your story walking, you were and still are a blatant opportunist.

[ProudLib72]

6. I'm getting tired of all these books by lame ass wannabes

This is just one more book I have to turn around in the bookstore.

[bitterross]

8. Even if she had video of him bed with a dead, male, crack-whore, prostitute it wouldn't matter

He could go full Ted Haggard and his cult base would STILL find a way to excuse him.

You may think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not.

[exboyfil]

9. You are not

[jcgoldie]

11. The bar is pretty high

...for "jaw dropping" when it comes to that douchebag.

[RockRaven]

12. psssst.... *whispers* I heard Trump is a creepy pervert

OOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!

WHAT A REVELATION!!!!!!!

NOBODY HAD ANY IDEA!!!!!!

[duforsure]

13. She's a fraud and a liar like trump

So this is nothing but hype and BS to sell books , which it won't help. I wouldn't trust anything she claims happened is the truth, she's trying to con people with this now, and I doubt many buy it. I won't.

[Still In Wisconsin]

15. "...and his penis was only *this* big!"

I can't wait...